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"What is truth, man? You heard the weirdo.” ~ Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (radio play, season 2, episode 6, written by Douglas Adams) I’m […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ frontrange.co/@kingtor, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Look, I found a Flag Blue creek in the wild.
A rocky creek with algae growing on the rocks in the middle
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
I can't quite decide which angle shows off my "compost flower" best. (This happened completely accidentally a year or so ago when I worked in a farm-to-fork restaurant that composted everything, or fed it to the pigs and then used the pig manure as compost, or something.)
A compost bucket with a head-on view of an eggshell impaled on a stalk of green (a cilantro stem if I remember correctly) with a few eggshells and half a dozen cilantro stems in the background.A compost bucket with a side view of an eggshell impaled on a stalk of green (a cilantro stem if I remember correctly) with a dozen or so eggshells and half a dozen more cilantro stems in the background.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
This fly seems to like Boeff Bourgignon. Oui, oui.
A black and brown striped fly on a plate with their proboscis dipped in a brown sauce.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
This dude and headline have been the landing image of the NHL app for awhile now and I keep thinking either he’s a great golfer or they call him “Shaggy.”
A scruffy looking hockey player walking into what seems to be the Boston Bruins player entrance wearing a droopy white tee shirt and a grey cardigan. He’s carrying a disposable cup of what could be a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee drink. The headline says “Players vote for best nickname, style, golfer in 2025-26 NHLPA [National Hockey League Players Association] ] poll.”
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
[Food, and not health food, description and pic] Etouffé? Oui, s’il vous plais! OR Etouffé? Et tous, fae, ‘miright? Either way, this is tasty AF.
A boat of shrimp and crab Etouffé.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
The calendar knows what’s up. Well, Isak Dinesen and the calendar editor know.
A page from a calendar with a picture of a tropical lagoon and the inscription:
The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea.
Isak Dinesen
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
What appears to be a refrigerator magnet featuring four characters from the show Letterkenny who most often seen together at the fresh produce stand on a farm with the words inscribed under their images:
TO BE FAIR
TO BE FAIRR
TO BE FAIRRR
TO BE FAIRRRR

This references a joke on the show that recurs whenever any one of them says "to be fair."
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
#silentSunday #dogsOfMastadon
A mostly black dog with some white and grey hairs sleeping on a sectional. The image is all black and white with a silvery contrast added to the dog's fur.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
TIL baby tumbleweeds are pretty cute.
A pot full of pulled up tumblewood seedlings. They’re pretty cute.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026
Cool Tangle #silentSunday #photography
An image of a fallen tree, dried branches standing up in a complex tangle along with other bare tree limbs in the foreground and green trees in the background. The fallen tree and foreground objects are dominated by cool, blue light and the background in greens, both in shadow and direct sunlight.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
I have questions
A Tesla at a gas pump
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
...and this, kids, is how autofocus gets you.
Shot of a crow or raven in flight with the pine trees in the background perfectly in focus and the bird dramatically out of focus.Shot of a crow or raven in flight with the pine trees in the background perfectly in focus and the bird dramatically out of focus.Shot of a crow or raven in flight with the pine trees in the background perfectly in focus and the bird dramatically out of focus.Shot of a crow or raven in flight with the pine trees in the background perfectly in focus and the bird dramatically out of focus.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
Yes, he knows he's cute when he sits like that. #dogsOfMastadon
A small, very strange dog. Kinda Jack Russell Terrier in facial features and hair, but with gigantic, almost chihuahua-like ears. Not seen in the picture are his pig-like tail and giraffe-like spots. But he is cute.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026
I'll give you three guesses who scored on this play and the first two don't count. If you need a hint, you probably don't watch much hockey, but if you want one anyway, I think the ALT text kinda gives it away. #iceHockey #NHL
Two ice hockey players wearing white near the net of the team wearing green. There are three players in green, including the goalie, and all are looking directly at the puck which is one the stick of the player in white directly in front of the goal. The other player in white is behind one of the green skaters, who is clearly paying no attention to him.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
We Will Rock You #photography #silentSunday
A granite rock face in the shape of a very uncomfortable chair, covered with lichen and mosses, and bathed in dappled sunlight. Behind the "seat" of the chair is vegetation in shadow with sunlight behind that.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
I'll take "gender double-standards" for 600, please, Ken.
A screen shot of two movies "recommended for you" (me) by Hulu. On the left is one called Good Boy which shows an angelic (and very cute) dog with an evil hand with claw-like fingernails. On the right is one called Good Girls which is a "Hularious" comedy special from Nikki Glaser who is wearing a negligee over a black bra, has her front against the wall and is looking, coquettishly, over her shoulder at the camera.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
Did a (very little) bit of photo editing today. Time consuming but good for my soul. (Anyone who has ideas on how I can make it good for my pocketbook, too, I'm all ears.)
An image of a portion of a very large rock formation as seen through a fairly large hole in another rock formation. The foreground formation (the one with the hole) is out of focus and the background one is in focus. Colors are muted and primarily amber shades of beige, greys and blacks, with a tiny bit of green to the right of the background rock formation. The largest part of the hole in the foreground rock is shaped a bit like the upper peninsula of Michigan if viewed with the South shore at the top. To the left of that opening is a vertical mostly-rectangular opening.A still living ponderosa pine tree leaning against other ponderosa pines. Some of the other trunks appear to belong to dead trees. The leaning tree is more vibrant in typical ponderosa coloring, a warm, almost red shade of brown. Foliage in the foreground is green.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
Oh, this is too good not to post. I saw it on reddit with the caption "Congratulations ladies. Now get in the back" www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/…
A picture of what seems to be a Women's Tennis team from Georgia (the state would be my guess) standing behind a line of 6 men with President Trump standing in the middle and on an elevated platform from the other men such that his head is at the same height as the tennis players. He is in front of and directly in the middle of the tennis players, thus making the picture's focus much more about him than the people he is allegedly honoring. Margo Martin with the handle @MargoMartin47 has posted this picture on another social media site with the words "Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!" and an American Flag emoji.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026
It feels even better than it looks. That's my #snugglePop #dogsOfMastadon
Black dog sleeping against blue jeaned leg.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026
Yeah, not exactly #monochromeMonday, but my first serious foray into selective color, intended to illustrate the red theme suggested by the socialists at our most recent #noKings march.
A No Kings rally showing the backs of people attending, signs ("NO KINGS NO CROWNS WE DON'T KNEEL DOWN") and American flags. The whole image is black and white except for red elements which stand out as the only color in the image.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Hard to argue this point.
Spare tire cover with an image of Sasquatch and the words "HIDE AND SEEK World Champion."
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026
I suppose it's possible I'm getting a little carried away.....
A 5.1 sound studio (only 2 speakers pictured) with one Mac Book Pro, 1 iMac, 1 external SSD, 1 external HDD, 2 bluetooth keyboards, 2 bluetooth mice (only 1 pictured), and 3 external monitors. iMac built-in screen has a Pro Tools edit window, Mac Book Pro "retina" display has an array of Pro Tools windows and a synchronizing application called Horae, external monitors have video, Resolve Fairlight mix window, and Pro Tools edit windows displayed.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
Homer Simpson drooling.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
Yeah, that's an old version of Pro Tools. How old? I've finished my lunch, cleaned up, poured myself another cup of coffee, gone to the bathroom, and that's where the progress bar sits.
A progress bar from a Pro Tools session opening a session, "locating audio files...." The progress bar sits at about 10%
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
Glad to see @pj has finally jumped in to the Fediverse along with @Casey and @kevin Welcome back to the future. This is where my phone was pointing when I heard PJ's call to action:
Picture of a nondescript ceiling with a forehead, grey hair, and glasses in the bottom right corner.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
@DemocracyMattersALot
Disco group The Village People singing on stage.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
So here's what I picture when you say #skiMountaineering. I'm not saying I didn't like the #Olympics version of it, but it feels like there's more they could do with it.
Skier Glen Plake with his signature 2-foot tall mohawk, climbing up a steep slop with ice axes and skis on his back.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026
Can't really imagine getting much work done today. :/
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2026
The crows across the street don't give a crap about #silentSunday, but at least the dogs get it.
A sleeping black dog thoroughly buried in blankets.A sleeping white dog with brown markings nearly falling off a bed.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2026
@soaproot NPR was doing something similar to show the Electoral College.
A map of each state in their geographical positions, but each in a square shape, the size of which is determined by the number of electoral votes from the state.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2026
@soaproot Like this?
A "map" of the United States showing the states in their geographical locations and shaped similarly to how they look on a map, but made up of equal-sized hexagons, one for each House of Representatives district in each state.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
TFW Spotify keeps an album called "Uncensored" listed in full even though most of the tracks have been pulled by the label.
Screenshot of Spotify's listing for the Redd Foxx album called "Uncensored." After the 1st two tracks, the rest on the screen have been greyed out because they are not available.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2025
A 3-1/2 hour, 110 track "album" called "A Merry Feast with Music" of symphonic music deemed by modern American taste-arbiters as Christmas music (I honestly don't know how much of it was intended as such), released two days after Christmas 2025 by a major label […] [Original post on frontrange.co]
A screenshot (from Spotify) of the release date and copyright information for album as described in post.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
OK, my mom just gave me a gift idea for my dad and this advertising for a towel with the slogan was even funnier than the aphorism.
A beach towel with the slogan "Built in the Forties. Original & Unrestored. Some parts still in working order." The towel is being held by a woman (possibly AI generated) facing away from the camera, seemingly wearing a bikini and covering her mid-back to her knees with the towel. The woman looks to have been born in the 21st century.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2025
[NYT Spelling Bee mild spoiler] I swear to god, they were the first two words that came to mind. #NYTSpellingBee
A NYT Spelling Bee puzzle grid with the letters R N A D G O around the center letter P. Two words appear in the completed words section: "Panda Poop."
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2025
I'm not clear on how exactly someone who needs the elevator is intended to get there....
A picture of a balcony, taken from ground level, above a downward staircase and with an upward staircase in the background. On the balcony is a sign that said "elevator" with an arrow pointing up.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2025
Badassery at work #ProTools #Avid #iZotopeRX #spectralRepair
A screenshot from Pro Tools showing iZotope RX Spectral Editor, which is a version of their spectral repair algorithm now available in a non-destructible format within Pro Tools
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
My server hasn't gotten fancy enough for quoted boosts yet, so I'm going to have to give credit where due the old school way so that I can give an additional shout out to @soaproot, who actually has learned Esperanto and has the most organized pantry I've ever […] [Original post on frontrange.co]
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto-  Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic?  Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course.  Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Someone at work thought this was a good way to mark the urinal "out of order."
A urinal with a CAUTION floor stand normally used for wet floors placed in the urinalA goofball in a chef coat trying to imitate the stick figure slipping on the wet floor in the CAUTION sign
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
Quiet a show with the neighborhood crows (who I think are just arriving for the winter...?) tonight. I missed what sounds like the best part, which my wife reported as at least a hundred individuals arriving in waves to these Cottonwood trees, flying around in […] [Original post on frontrange.co]
Park with trees. Whether you can see them or not, the closest trees are chock full of crows. Closer view is trees with crows in the branches, not necessarily as visible in the camera as they were with the naked eyeCloser view is trees with crows in the branches, not necessarily as visible in the camera as they were with the naked eyeCloser view is trees with crows in the branches, not necessarily as visible in the camera as they were with the naked eye
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2025
Tree with Flaire #FotoMontag #PhotoMonday Shot with my previous phone, a Samsung Galaxy A14 5G. Gently edited with Mac OS 15.x Photos. There aren't a lot of things I miss about that phone, but I haven't figured out the new phone's camera settings very well, so […] [Original post on frontrange.co]
A gnarly tree with great personality (treeonality?). There is also a lens flare across the frame from top-center to center-left
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
[food picture and description] Chicken-fried steak, brown gravy, green beans, red beans & rice. That's what's up.
Food as described
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
I'd say this might be a red flag if your business has "cancel service" as the first entry on "top account topics" on the support page.
Screenshot saying:
Top Account Topics
How to cancel service
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2025
[food picture and description] My new favorite snack at work is a Polynesian-inspired rice bowl: white rice; diced ham, chopped pineapple, and green chile; topped with two over-medium eggs; salt, pepper, and vinegar-heavy hot sauce.
white rice; diced ham, chopped pineapple, and green chile; topped with two over-medium eggs; salt, pepper, and vinegar-heavy hot sauc
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2025
This is actually seriously pickling my brain right now. It's like the math proof where you prove 1 = 2. You know it's wrong, but can't quite explain why. That is a seriously good @lowqualityfacts
Due to time zone
differences, if you travel
west fast enough you can
perpetually more back in
time.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025
Have our car in with a new (to us) mechanic and they sent back a very detailed report of things we might want to fix, and under "body damage" it said "none found" with this pictures included. Ummmmm.....
Car with obvious body damage
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2025
Geez, #IanAnderson looks like my friend Jim coming with a gang of musicians to beat my ass with a flute. #JethroTull
The 70s art rock band Jethro Tull in a recent photo led by lead singer and flutist Ian Anderson wearing a leather vest, sporting a shaved head, and wielding his flute as one might a club
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2025
Someone on #NBCSports, and I can't remember who, was commenting a few days ago about the difference in sprinting style between Merlier and Milan; and this still frame shows it very well. Milan (left) is all power: head up, arms out, chest open, and just […] [Original post on frontrange.co]
Sprint finish from Le Tour de France stage 9 showing Milan and Merlier side by side
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2025
Because my color vision is not ideal, and I didn't put on my glasses to inspect it, at first I thought this was a couple thousand dollars worth of saffron, but it was pretty clear it wasn't when I looked at the picture. According to google lens, it's safflower.
a finger pointing to a very large quantity of dried safflower petals
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2025
I think this algorithm is finally starting to understand how eclectic my taste really is.
"Here Comes the Sun" The Beatles
"Grazing In The Grass" Hugh Masekela 
"Wake Up Suite" The Natural Spiritual Orchestra
"Corn Field Chase" Hans Zimmer
"B-Boy Bouillabaisse" Beastie Boys
"Pop Goes The Weasel" 3rd Bass
Jungle 
"Pass The Mic"' Beastie Boys
"Hole In the Head" Cypress Hill
Saturday Night
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