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"What is truth, man? You heard the weirdo.” ~ Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (radio play, season 2, episode 6, written by Douglas Adams) I’m […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ frontrange.co/@kingtor, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 7m
This fellow named Stuart Smiley Was good enough, smart, and wily He said in the mirror So much 'cause he feared her: His mom, who spoke ill of him widely #DeepThoughtsASongOrLimerick
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 1h
tl;dr: dark mode / light mode should *always* default to following system setting in responsible design. This should be true of web *and* desktop apps. Also, #avidProTools can get bent. I've seen posts asking that dark mode be something that defaults to following system settings as an […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 4h
Can anyone recommend a free #bridge app where your robot partner doesn’t regularly double your opponents into game?
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
#Netflix' #theAudacity is a fairly brilliant piece of television. I'm glad I stuck around because for the first 4 episodes I really didn't like any of the characters and didn't really care, but it was well-made enough (well acted, well written, excellent production values) that I stuck around […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#MargotPrice just won me me over with the lyric “all the cocaine in existence couldn’t keep your nose out of my bizness.”
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
RE: stefanbohacek.online/@mteverest/117… Those (lens?) artifacts around the brightest light source to the right are mesmerizing. I don't remember noticing them before — must have something to do with moisture in the air or on the lens or something. Very cool.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
RE: fox.nexus/@treats/117311774589538076 I’m picturing a flock of ferengi on a train platform in Switzerland.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
RE: frontrange.co/@kingtor/117265205046… I’ma little disappointed this toot didn’t seem to get noticed. I guess my mastadon friends are too cool for my pop fashion references….
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Advertising Anthropologie with a model fly fishing is like advertising J. Crew with a team of male models playing the cleanest game of rugby ever.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
#TIL there is an artist named #Lambchop who does an amazing cover of This Corrosion (made famous to Gen Xers by Sisters of Mercy). And that this particular Lambchop is not a sock puppet.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
RE: mastodon.palewi.re/@OldLAPhotos/117… Good reminder that these times are not so unprecedented. This was when the left's vitriol was aimed at LBJ.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
This was a little musical journey I just took: I heard a Gen Z band covering a song written by a Millennial and which I've always thought of as a Gen X anthem. “Blank Generation” by Richard Hell, performed in this case by THE BOBBY LEES.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
went and tried the shirt that hides you from AI surveillance cameras, made this little video about it: www.404media.co/this-digital...
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
RE: sfba.social/@sysop408/1171984625701… This is a bona fide #hotTip
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
I’ve got this sleep app and it showed me in a fairly deep sleep at the moment it started recording, so apparently I’ve learned how to use my phone while asleep. This is not surprising.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Gonna miss Tim Curry. Certainly not his only noteworthy role, but something he'll always be remembered for: youtu.be/grbpJTCoUF4?si=Bw8g8g2Kakz…
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
This is unusual: I reffed one hockey game tonight that ended over 3 hours ago and I’m still not tired despite having to wake up in about 5 hours. I have this issue when I play, but not usually when I ref. It was a really fun game, but still not the emotional ride of playing. Fast, but still not […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Interesting how some covers reveal how basically dull the structure of a song of really is and others show the absolute genius of the structure. Often of the same song, too. I’m thinking of this as I listen to a bunch of #RageAgainsttTheMachine tributes. Some I just want to let #TomMorello do […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
I tend to agree with #markKelley on this whole steam vs. electric [sic: pretty sure #trump is against electronics more than electricity] #aircraftCarrier brouhaha, but I'd appreciate if some journalist actually, you know, reported on this issue. Find out the relative costs, interview some […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Anyone with a #swampCooler or who knows how they work. We have water coming off the roof in the mornings, starting after dawn and dripping until late morning. It’s a flat roof with a known ponding issue, so dripping after rain is common, but my wife (who is home those times of day) tells me it’s […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
RE: union.place/@lisagetspolitik/117088… And I’m willing to bet he is still getting paid his Senator’s salary, even if he is dead
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
How have I been on Mastodon for years now without remembering the Primus song “Southbound Pachyderm?” #nowPlaying #primusSucks
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
[Profane rant on Apple vs Google] This whole Apple Google fucking feud is really fucking annoying. I just want to fucking share things with all my fucking friends and and god damn family no matter which platform they’re on, and I don’t want to have to use an intermediary like @soaproot did when […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Just when I was sure customer service is well and truly dead, along came AI to prove to me there was still life in that corpse. And when I say "prove," I mean repeatedly stomp on the lifeless-appearing corpse making appear to be even more dead. #montyPythonSketchPitch
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
Rock 'n' Roll Suicide Diaries #rockAndRollSongsABook
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
I’ve got a bruise under my thumbnail from a collision with another player during a #hockey game last night. The worst part is it’s my primary phone-typing thumb. And yet I’m typing on said phone right now. #firstWorldProblems
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
I heard a standup do a few minutes on New York City. The highlight was how in July they have the urine festival. Well, I’m waiting for a bus right now hindreds of miles and decades removed from that joke, and I’m pretty sure the urine festival is at peak festivities here and now.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
“‘It’s not really about forced labor,’ [Peter Harrell, a visiting scholar at Georgetown law school and a former Biden administration official] added.” Ya think? […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
RE: universeodon.com/@georgetakei/11696… I missed the bit in the Constitution that gives us the right to get hammered at an Olive Garden while stuffing yourself full of unlimited pasta. (I'm assuming he means you need an ID to *drink* at Olive Garden, but arguably crazier if […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
RE: scicomm.xyz/@dantheclamman/11696994… #peanutsAreCrazy
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
RE: mas.to/@skeletor/116942558314090922 This meme contains multitudes
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
RE: toot.wales/@Walrus/1169364588519161… I would imagine someone in the process said "does anything know if those Greek letters even spell the name of Homer's epic poem? And someone else said "who cares, it looks cool," and here we are. And if there was any further discussion, I'm sure […]
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
I'm watching this show where a character played by a petite woman with facial features to match her stature is using a comically large flip phone. It's extremely distracting every time she's talking on it.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Five (out of 8) episodes in and I'm still on the fence about season 5 of #theBear. The whole vibe is so different. Some of it I like. The slow AF pacing is a huge change from seasons 1-4 and interesting to watch. Other things, not so much. Like Hans Zimmer. I don't know. He's not very Chicago.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Why I love The Bear, part 736: “Carm.” “Yeah.” “If I go downstairs and when I come back up, you are a demon, I swear on my mother’s and father’s life that I will destroy you. Do you understand?” “Yeah, thank you, I appreciate that, bud.” “Chef.”
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
I'm honestly surprised that Trump intervened on behalf of Folarin Balogun, given that his foul didn't involve beating up a Capitol Police officer.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Look, I found a Flag Blue creek in the wild.
A rocky creek with algae growing on the rocks in the middle
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
I think the #Wordle Bot is drunk.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/11681… I'm totally prepping a virgin patch of these for any 4th of July party I find myself at this year.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Yesterday: shopping a restaurant supply store for edge guards, I saw tongs chefs use for plating. Last night: dreamt of plating with them. Today: The Bear #501 opens with an extreme closeup of Brussels sprouts being plated with a very similar pair of tongs. #chefLife
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
I can't quite decide which angle shows off my "compost flower" best. (This happened completely accidentally a year or so ago when I worked in a farm-to-fork restaurant that composted everything, or fed it to the pigs and then used the pig manure as compost, or something.)
A compost bucket with a head-on view of an eggshell impaled on a stalk of green (a cilantro stem if I remember correctly) with a few eggshells and half a dozen cilantro stems in the background.A compost bucket with a side view of an eggshell impaled on a stalk of green (a cilantro stem if I remember correctly) with a dozen or so eggshells and half a dozen more cilantro stems in the background.
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
The Trump administration is giving invasive green slime a bad name.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Telehealth brokers are at the top of my new shit list. There may be exceptions to this, but I just had a provider quit or get fired and they told me via text my appointment in a few days was rescheduled to a different provider more than a fortnight out.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
I watched the movie #SlapShot for the first time in a gagillion years and I think it’s actually a bit worse than I remember it. #IceHockey is so much more interesting a game than this movie portrays, even at that time when fighting was much more common than it is now. The ending is genius, though.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
This fly seems to like Boeff Bourgignon. Oui, oui.
A black and brown striped fly on a plate with their proboscis dipped in a brown sauce.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
#Game6 was the only full game I watched and gotta say that’s right up there with Dallas vs. New Jersey for most boring matchup in #StanleyCup history. I guess piling up in the blue line is the new trap in the #NHL.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
When I got to work this morning at 6am, it was over 80°F in the kitchen. Somehow the air conditioning had been switched back to furnace. Needless to say, it only got worse when I turned on the ovens, fryer, flat top, steam table, etc, and was downright oppressive during service. #chefLife
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
This dude and headline have been the landing image of the NHL app for awhile now and I keep thinking either he’s a great golfer or they call him “Shaggy.”
A scruffy looking hockey player walking into what seems to be the Boston Bruins player entrance wearing a droopy white tee shirt and a grey cardigan. He’s carrying a disposable cup of what could be a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee drink. The headline says “Players vote for best nickname, style, golfer in 2025-26 NHLPA [National Hockey League Players Association] ] poll.”
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
[Food, and not health food, description and pic] Etouffé? Oui, s’il vous plais! OR Etouffé? Et tous, fae, ‘miright? Either way, this is tasty AF.
A boat of shrimp and crab Etouffé.
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Our Kingdom @kingtor.frontrange.co.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
I don’t want to say #FrankZappa is a brilliant lyricist, but he is brilliant at committing to a really dumb lyric and sticking to the rhyme scheme while vamping on that one weird though.
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