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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Dear airline gods, in what ways have I fucked you lately? Why are you fucking me so hard? 😭

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When the person next to you on the airplane just isn't getting it. 🤣

A camera shot of the back seat entertainment on a Delta flight, showing the description of a movie called "if I had legs, I'd kick you."

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dear Ed, Sometimes, refusing to take sides implicitly takes a side. Macklemore will go down as being on the right side, while you go down as a fence sitting apologist. Welcome to my "no play list" of artists along with your bestie, P!nk. #poppintags

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sounds like someone is a little bit butt hurt that they didn't think of the idea. And the Crop Art line is a bigger impact. Probably should stop with the crop art, huh? bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

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Minnesota State Fair shuts down Matt Little's Guinness World Records attempt

Matt Little, a DFL candidate running for Minnesota's 2nd Congressional District, tried to break the world record for most handshakes in eight hours.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

No, but really, who's with me? Let's build a steam-powered EREV that burns coal. Let's put them miners back to work! 🤣

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm so mad. I watched most of the first two seasons of OA on @netflix.com, and found out it's not a returning series... With three seasons to go. Pfft. #netflix #netfuxedme

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Curious, Bluesky... With every service now needing security controls to be properly configured, what's a small mom and pop supposed to do with their Google Workspace or MS365 security? It's a LOT to manage. Sure, there's outsourcing to an MSP, but that's a lot of $$$. #infosec is #hard

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Would that be better or worse than being teabagged in the Pit of Despair?

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Dear @bsky.app, what's with the Android app "location" checking? Why does it always think I am in TX and prompt for age verification, when a laptop on the same network doesn't trigger the location exception? And... No. I will NOT share my location with you. You don't need it. And I'm damn near 60.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I see you at the Dakota Woods Dog Park, buddy... Bright red Black Rifle Coffee Company t-shirt, cargo shorts that fit weird, your fake military boots, puffing out your chest to try and hide your gut, and a fucking handgun in a holster. Good grief, it's like a fucking pacifier for a baby.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH. Just say you're six fucking feet tall, ya weirdo. Any dude that "checks" you on it has a smaller penis than you do, fachrissakes.

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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Minnesota will never forget. We will never forgive. Fuck ICE and all the rest. Go get ‘em Peggy. (Art by La Gata Fea Linocut)

A common loon in the middle of a linocut print, its wings spread wide with a banner reading never forget, never forgive. It grips a Minnesota flag in its talons

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

On another news note... Clearly the polls were WAAAAYYYYYY wrong here in MN... Who was the asshat in charge of fucking those up so badly? 🤣

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What's up with the news channels showing the Strait of Hormuz all the time? Does that picture actually tell us anything with its 1000 vessels shown in various shapes with no tags to show if there's movement or not? Like, would we KNOW that something changed just by looking at what y'all are showing?

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"We've investigated ourselves, found we did nothing wrong, and so we're willing to share it with the poor bastards that are paying for our paychecks." Disgusting Nazi fucks.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

First it was Anthropic. Then it was OpenAI. Now we have Meta. I guess they all have to prove to each other that they can all do it. Must be the new penis measurement for our oligarchs.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I don't hate this idea, however, that would mean we would have to start holding companies accountable for... I dunno.. ANYTHING.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Michele has proven with those statements that she doesn't have the critical thinking skills required to be in any sort of leadership or legislative role...

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Even astronauts hate Outlook. 🤣 Because both #Outlook and #Microsoft #suck.

Two images of quotes combined into one. The first is of Earth as the big blue marble, with a title of "Apollo 11", and has Armstrong's quote "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." The second image is of the edge of the Moon, with the Earth in the background and is titled "Artemis II". The quote is from Reid Wiseman and says "I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those is working."

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Today's rant about Outlook? The fact that I have to set signatures on EVERY FUCKING CLIENT. Why? Why can't my signature live at the fucking account level, and just get tacked on, no matter the client? Lordy, you guys suck. Fuck #outlook and #microsoft still #sucks.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Dear Outlook... I can't fathom how it's possible for you to suck any more than you already do, but the fact that you lose drafts that I have ACTUALLY and intentionally saved as drafts, blows my freaking mind. #outlook and #microsoft just plain ol' #suck.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Country singer Maren Morris called Fox News (I'm gonna add Newsmax) as CocoMelon brain rot for Boomers... And it's spot on. ❤️ Time to buy some of her music, even if I don't care for country.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Notice how there's nothing on the news this morning about the Epstein files?

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Did the "Department of War" just say "no stupid rules of engagement" about this unjustified war they've dragged us into? Ho. Lee. Fuk.

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

‼️ ICE deporting Army veteran who was detained after failing to use a turn signal. He served eight years, earned multiple medals, and has six U.S. citizen children. Trump ended protections for Veterans.

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The bird says, "Prosecute ICE" @imadifferentbird.northsky.social · 20/01/2026

This is why I can't find common ground with these "repentant" Trump voters. They aren't repentant. They aren't sorry they used the machinery of the state to target others, only that it's now coming for them.

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Paul Tenny @mediapundit.net · 19/01/2026

Judges bend over backwards to give cops immunity from civil suits but ICE is working so far afield from agency policy and the Constitution that some of these fucks are going to get got in court. ICE has *no authority* to arrest citizens. Doing so is presumptively unconstitutional.

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reed eliot 🤌 🤌 @reedeliot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Motherfuckers still arguing about the election in 2024 could not possibly be less helpful right now I truly do not care about your takes in any direction. The time for arguing is over. We make common cause now or never. Get fucking helping or shut the entire fuck up until you do.

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MN Mike @fiveman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

This is exactly what they are doing. 👇

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Not caring about Charlie Kirk? This is a must listen…

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Lemme know if some of you folks in the #twincities out there are *actually* willing to walk away from season tickets over some lads dancing. I'd be happy to support them in your place. But really, just grow up.

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What’s Up With the Right Wing’s Vikings Cheerleader Meltdown?

Fox News hosts are joking about military intervention to stop male cheerleaders. The panic reveals what conservatives really want: LGBTQ people to disappear.

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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Epstein’s "little black book" totals 97 pages, containing 1,571 names and roughly 5,000 phone numbers. At least 38 names are mysteriously circled, including Donald Trump's. “I got my hands on a copy,” writes Leland Nally. “I made close to 2,000 phone calls.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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Mark @markmba.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Our elections are being threatened in so many ways!

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Holy wow. Dear @mlb.com - limiting passwords to 8-15 characters with no special characters? Jesus jumped up Christ. Clearly y'all living in what, the 90s? Early 2000s? Get a grip on your #password #cybersecurity.

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Taps the sign. Again. @isc2official.bsky.social , maybe you can explain to me and other certificate holders how Palantir employees can be holders. Or are we just tossing the rules out?

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I mean... Aren't we all here basically because of birthright citizenship?

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Apparently, we're almost there. Where, you ask? "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure." ~Thomas Jefferson, 1787

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Andy King @kingster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Brutally general examples used for very distinct toolsets. It's a terrible question, much in the vain of ISC's "pick the most correct, even if quite wrong." 🙄

Screenshot of a quiz question that asks:

"True or false: Workforce Identity focuses on internal security, such as an internal company portal, while Customer Identity focuses on external security, like in websites or mobile apps."

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