Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also camping - a disaster! My friend and I used to wank each other off, I would suck him - cos I loved it & he said he wasn't queer, yeah right. He tried to fuck me without lube, it hurt like hell for both of us. Luckily I met an older man who fucked me so tenderly and I saw the light! 130
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not a fan of cities, I avoid Barcelona, Madrid and even our closest 'big smoke' Valencia, but I love Granada! Park the car, leave it there and use the brilliant, cheap public transport system. The Alhambra is amazing, especially if you get a nice early entry. Snow! I hadn't seen snow for years! 020
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Here is the Valencian region of sunny Spain - too flippin' sunny this year, I've been here nearly 10 years and this has been the nastiest weather (apart from the floods and the storms) in all that time. Your pictures and videos definitely 'cheer me up, thanks! 121
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I've killed it all off, it's just clearing the murk now. It's not too bad but I'm a real perfectionist, I like my pool crystal clear. The summer here has been so fecking hot, we've had 4 months of August type weather 40 fecking degrees most days, the algae loves that sort of weather. 120
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Batstard, bloody, flippin' algae. I've been trying to clear my pool for the past 2 weeks, the robot just stirs it up and then it takes days to settle, I've shocked it twice, flocced it, brushed it, vacuumed it, run the pump 48 hours, arrgh! But, watching your cock jiggling around cheers me up! 220
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hope you have a lovely time, can't wait for the pics 💋 021
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A yummy special naked-nudey treat for us today, you look gorgeous! 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Forget raindrops on roses, warm woollen mittens - coffee and cock are two of my favourite things! 030
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I spy with my little eye - a lovely pair of Golden Delicious! 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026O Over and over - Black Sabbath L Lord of this world - Black Sabbath D Danger zone - Black Sabbath N NIB - Black Sabbath I Ironman - Black Sabbath C Children of the grave - Black Sabbath K Killing yourself to Live - Black Sabbath 000
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whoops I did it again! Another tribute to the very lovely @jimstar77.bsky.social, a really nice bloke, who loves to share his super-sexy body with us. I can't get enough of his gorgeous, lickable cunt (yeah, he loves that word and so do I, sorry if you don't) - this is what he does to me, oooh! 2311
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You look gorgeous with or without the femme hair 💋 121
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I really, really love my coffee! yeah, I know, weird old perv, guilty as charged and loving it! 3422
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Guess what time it is? It's Naked Nude Coffee Time of course! 3503
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Aw thanks Jim! I had forgotten I'd set up that silly handle, kingofthepotatoes! Nick. 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026An attempted tribute to the gorgeous pussy of @jimstar77.bsky.social, a lovely man who you should follow! He knows how much I adore his body, his gorgeous cock and his beautiful cunt, I fantasise often about licking and tongue fucking him. Mmmm..... Thanks for the permission to post this Jim 💋💋💋 1210
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oooh, you are a frisky little minx this morning! 120
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It does! Makes me go all quivery thinking about it. I've always wanted to be Pierre, he gets all the fun! I've never been lucky enough to try it, I've had a few (many!) threesomes (and moresomes) but I've always just been Nick, never Pierre💋 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm doing great, ta for asking, hope you're loving life as well. Like the new hair colour, looking forward to winter when you get your stockings back out - love your sexy pics without them, but there's something about lingerie that makes me go tingly! 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good morning to you lovely Cherry, my hair and knickers match as well - no hair, no knickers! 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy Birthday, that'e a great way to celebrate, you both get a lovely gift! 010
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026.. and kissable, lickable, strokable, huggable, definitely fuckable - I'm not very experienced in fucking, prefer to be the one being fucked, but I'd love to try it with you💭 ooooh, I'd really like to be Pierre, the lucky one, my cock deep inside you and a nice chap's cock deep inside me! 331
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That is so sexy! I really like suggestive, erotic pictures, especially with lovely botties like yours, throw on some stockings and I turn into a pool of quivering jelly. 110
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I tried a 'flex pic' a while back & tweaked a muscle, ouch, that was a wake up call, so I restarted my weights schedule, now I can't fit my massive biceps into the frame, hee hee, only joking! Young chaps like you can prepare for doddery old age now, us oldies NEED to stop losing muscle! 020
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026... and apparently climate change is a hoax!!! We've had overnight temps of 30c (86f) for 4 months now here in Spain, we usually get them a couple of times in August. What the fuck have we done to our planet? 010
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Silky smooth, nice! You'll probably get tired doing that all day, so I'll volunteer to help you out! 020
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looking gorgeous Lucy! Beautiful legs, lovely smooth body, yummy! 131
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nice strip, lovely close-up! I don't like milk chocolate, I am soffistikated - yeah right! The adverts back in the day were good, I look at some of them these days and think WTF are they trying to sell? I think the Milk Tray man only visited ladies of the female persuasion - bugger. 120
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nipple demanding attention this morning, it must be Titty Tuesday!! 3521
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You can be a naughty, little boy even when you're as old as me. Naughty boys need to be spanked, anally, 6 strokes of the cane right on the sensitive spot, oooh! Then it needs to be kissed better, then, of course, fucked hard and deep! 1618
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Amazingly, this is on that awful Google video streaming thing, you know, rhymes with poo boob. I was shocked, when this came out Xians were protesting in the streets and you could only see it in 'specialist' cinemas. All in Latin, but all those lovely bodies....... 010
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I didn't have any biscuits (proper English use of that word) to dunk in my coffee, so ... The cup was empty so no burning bits! 1462
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If it's not coffee time, it must be playtime! 2474
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026OK, I’ll put my coffee down for a minute. The God people are wandering around again, trying to save us poor sinners, I might answer the door dressed like this, they already think I am he spawn of Satan. 0501
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Is that a cup of coffee in my hand? Of course it is! 1411
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning naked, nude coffee lovers! I hope you’re all lovely and nudey and enjoying your coffee (or other morning beverage if you are a wierdo who doesn’t like coffee - nobody is judged in th NNCC). 2352
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Is it coffee time? Of course it is, it’s always coffee time! 0503
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hello sexy people, it’s your fault I keep playing with myself, all those lovely nudey pictures making me feel like a frisky young 60 year old instead of the sensible, mature 70 year old that I am! 7514
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I remember being 15, happy days! Hanging around in public toilets - then running a mile when a big cock was pointed my way, what a waste! ALL the best music was made in the 70's, even the disco stuff - I'm more a hard rock (and cock) man myself.💋 140
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It was a carefully planned artistic shot - ha ha, nah, course it wasn’t, I just noticed my butt was reflected in the oven door and quite liked it! 130
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/08/202606:47? Must be coffee time! Actually more like coffee number 6 as I was awake at 05:00 - as usual. 2381
Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026TTTuesday - so I can relax, let it all hang out and enjoy my coffee. 1321