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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Whoops I did it again! Another tribute to the very lovely @jimstar77.bsky.social, a really nice bloke, who loves to share his super-sexy body with us. I can't get enough of his gorgeous, lickable cunt (yeah, he loves that word and so do I, sorry if you don't) - this is what he does to me, oooh!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I really, really love my coffee! yeah, I know, weird old perv, guilty as charged and loving it!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Guess what time it is? It's Naked Nude Coffee Time of course!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

An attempted tribute to the gorgeous pussy of @jimstar77.bsky.social, a lovely man who you should follow! He knows how much I adore his body, his gorgeous cock and his beautiful cunt, I fantasise often about licking and tongue fucking him. Mmmm..... Thanks for the permission to post this Jim 💋💋💋

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nipple demanding attention this morning, it must be Titty Tuesday!!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You can be a naughty, little boy even when you're as old as me. Naughty boys need to be spanked, anally, 6 strokes of the cane right on the sensitive spot, oooh! Then it needs to be kissed better, then, of course, fucked hard and deep!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I didn't have any biscuits (proper English use of that word) to dunk in my coffee, so ... The cup was empty so no burning bits!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If it's not coffee time, it must be playtime!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

OK, I’ll put my coffee down for a minute. The God people are wandering around again, trying to save us poor sinners, I might answer the door dressed like this, they already think I am he spawn of Satan.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Is that a cup of coffee in my hand? Of course it is!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good morning naked, nude coffee lovers! I hope you’re all lovely and nudey and enjoying your coffee (or other morning beverage if you are a wierdo who doesn’t like coffee - nobody is judged in th NNCC).

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Is it coffee time? Of course it is, it’s always coffee time!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hello sexy people, it’s your fault I keep playing with myself, all those lovely nudey pictures making me feel like a frisky young 60 year old instead of the sensible, mature 70 year old that I am!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

06:47? Must be coffee time! Actually more like coffee number 6 as I was awake at 05:00 - as usual.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

TTTuesday - so I can relax, let it all hang out and enjoy my coffee.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

He’s getting tired, so I’ll just let him rest on this cup for a minute.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Coffee is on it’s way, now if anyone wants their cock sucked, I’m ready - always!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Waiting… dunno what I’m waiting for, it might be something nice?

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Drink coffee and pretend the humidity level isn’t a million percent.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Outside coffee before it gets too hot - I love it!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It’s evening now, so I thought I’d cool down a bit in the pool, but…..

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Arrgggh, the sun is getting me, it burns, one last snap then run back inside to the shade!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I know what Dracula feels like, never going out in the sun, I should have retired to Iceland?? Nah, I love Spain, it’s just a couple of months of intense heat that get on my thrupnies!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A quick visit to the outside world before it gets too hot, then back into the shade like a sensible person living in Spain, not a red lobster tourist - they’re funny.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If I hold my stomach in, I can see the 6.5kg (14.33 lbs) I’ve lost. I’m half way to the goal the doctor set me to fix the pre-diabetes bollocks. Not dieting, thats dumb, just cutting out the stupid extras and doing a bit more - tough in this weather though!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Will yours fit? Yep! A bit of lube and it will soon be all the way in, balls deep, oooooh.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

OK, it was 4.30am, let’s get the coffee started. Yeah, 4.30am and it was 32 flippin’ degrees C (fuck knows what that is in Fs.who cares?).

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Sexy stocking .. or misuse of a hedge trimmer? Tip: Hedge trimmers and legs should never be that close together!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

It doesn’t feel like a Tuesday today. I reckon it’s really Friday but those mysterious billionaires who run the world are just telling us it’s Tuesday, if it wasn’t so fecking hot I’d organise a protest.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Just put my coffee down for a minute, I’ve got something I need to do.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Don’t forget to keep hydrated in this hot weather.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Titty, tummy Tuesday is a good day. Every day that I wake up alive is a good day, as long as I take some time to enjoy beauty of the planet, the lovely naked guys here, coffee - all the aches, pains and bollocks going on are not that big of a deal.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Will someone please take over my hands are getting tired and these titties won’t tug themselves! How is everyone today? I hope it’s not too hot were you are, it’s fecking ‘orrible here, the humidity is yukky, draining my very limited energy!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The early morning wrinkles and crinkles make me look like I’ve been fighting a badger in my sleep, I hope badgers don’t come and get me in the night!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Funny how giving someone the finger is considered as a rude gesture.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If it gets much hotter my balls will be down at knee level - I think I quite like that idea, I love a nice set of low hangers! I hope one or two of you sexy beasts likes them too.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Ha! If I stand really close and take a snap with my luvverly new 9mm lens, certain things look bigger! Yep, my coffee cup is really tiny in real life.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Too hot to go outside or do anything, so a bit of editing - who wants to play Fuckopoly?

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I have no idea what these doohickeys are for, but if you lot have got them, then I want one! Can I use this if one of those stupid websites asks me to prove my age, there is no way I am giving some dodgy company in the USA a copy of my passport - they can fuck right off.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Today’s special coffee flavour is ….

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It’s Tuesday - summfink about tummies, titties? As long as there’s coffee, I’m naked and perving over all you gorgeous sexy fuckers here, then I’m happy.

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I suppose it’s a bit pervy, licking my own armpits? Don’t care, if I could suck my own cock like I used to be able to do when I was young, I’d never leave the house!

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Old Nick🍑 @kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I felt sorry for the little elf who does all the photo developing in my camera this morning, I am still testing out my new lens so I took lots of piccies. I like this one, my tits (the right one anyway) look nice?? I have lost about 6kgs and hope the tits stay, I like them!

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