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Jehova (The Witness)

@kingofbadgers.bsky.social
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yo mama so fat that {⨍ ∈ ℕ^𝓂 : ⨍ is injective} = ⌀

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Jehova (The Witness) @kingofbadgers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i cant do a single fucking thing correctly in my life
bowser in a boxbowser in a triangle
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Repost if Miyamoto is your comfort character ✨💫🌟
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Jehova (The Witness) @kingofbadgers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i.... i cant believe nintendo would s-s-s-ssay such a thing like this...... i think im gonna b e sick...,,.., never buying youre products ever again...,
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Jehova (The Witness) @kingofbadgers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
maybe its just because its the one that released the earliest so ive had more time to listen to it, but my favorite would probably be "i cant b wrong!". i also like "GUS", "Jaundice", "SIDE WINDER", and "polite pilot"
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Jehova (The Witness) @kingofbadgers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
SFW or NSFW ideas?
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Jehova (The Witness) @kingofbadgers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
me when i see someone living their own life and not conforming with my views
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Man's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Man's Shocked Reaction
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Jehova (The Witness) @kingofbadgers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i come from a city populated mainly by losers a Losercity, if you will
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