kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The commercials during this baseball game FUCKING SUCK. Somehow GoDaddy has returned. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hoo hoo hoo! Please pay your respects to September Santa. This is his day. youtu.be/6ut__QUsopUyoutu.beThe Birthday Boys September Santa IFCYouTube video by Fiona Perry 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Damn, looks like some placeholder artwork. Bluey and Bingo usually look much better. 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Toad flies up into the air as Rage Against the Machine plays and the credits begin. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"From my point of view, the cyclists are evil." 001
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Y'all got any plans for this Blackcoat? 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Pffffft. Don't show me a nearby treasure chest and not let me open it when the ladder up is right there. C'mon now, The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales Prologue Demo, you know this sucks ass. 000
Reposted by @kingmardan.bsky.socialLindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm honestly impressed at the fucking audacity of this malware-installing ad. It had put something in my clipboard that would have run a virus installer if I'd followed the instructions. 7323229
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The 3D animation in this absolutely slays me. Great stuff. 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If Xbox wants us to type it out in all caps like we're shouting it then all of their advertising going forwards simply must start or end with a shouted "XBOX!" like so many 90s Sega advertisements. 000
Reposted by @kingmardan.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother’s Day 3243071098
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026This happened to the kids in Persona 4 000
Reposted by @kingmardan.bsky.socialBilly Dee Billiams @anothersillyowl.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If I Had Legs I'd Kick You and Grogu 121
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and Grogu 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! My apologies, magic eraser on my phone has shape-shifted some of you. 110
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026This is one of those "questions that don't have any answers" that Kid Rock warned us about. 000
Reposted by @kingmardan.bsky.socialJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026googoo dolls iris voice 4249091078
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Team USA off to a bad start in the World Baseball Classic. They gave this pitcher the wrong kind of ball. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I absolutely know what CECOT is and that's why I know why this story being pulled is so very important. 100
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Here's a perfect example of how unhelpful this shit is. I ask how to turn off the "suggested Google searches" and I get an AI Overview that answers a different question and a suggestion to try out AI Mode. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 12/12/2025They coulda played the Zebra Bananza music on that stage! C'mon! 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Oof, not looking good in the NYC election. Not a single person voted. 020
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I would prefer it if the Dodgers lose this baseball game. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"Alejandro Kirk, never allowed to play reindeer games. No one wanted him. Bad at small talk. Smells like a foot. But the Blue Jays saw something in him..." 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Calling up the Etsy witches to hex the Dodgers at the moment. Let's go Blue Jays! 031
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I bet the Dodgers didn't want to give up a run there but hey, that's baseball baby. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025World Series Game 7! Really hoping either the Blue Jays win or The Dodgers lose tonight. Either outcome will have me thrilled. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a bottle and says la-dee-daALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a bottle and says la-dee-da 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is walking through a door .ALT: a man with a mustache is walking through a door . 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Remember the classic "Colonel Angus" sketch from SNL. Google AI sure remembers! It wasn't this episode or this host. It was a 2003 episode hosted by Christopher Walken. It isn't a reference to "A Fish Called Wanda" at all. There isn't a character named Angus or a Colonel character. 🤨 010
Reposted by @kingmardan.bsky.socialkingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Love "Peter's Neighbor from Office Space" Cal Kestis.media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a mustache is sitting in a chair .ALT: a man with long hair and a mustache is sitting in a chair . 021
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Love it when announcers cue up a home run by talking about how great the current pitcher has been doing. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Catching up on the Seattle vs Toronto game from last night. Pretty high scoring game! Seattle is beating Toronto 20,000 to 5,124 in the top of the 6th. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Sick of hearing about Tilly Norwood. Not going to see any of her movies unless they look really good. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Ugh, Tatis is swinging at pitches in other time zones. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Once again, fuck Strauss Workwear for barfing their logos on all of the MLB Playoff helmets. 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Folks, remember when Walmart had fishtank? 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 28/09/2025We are very lucky that Trump wasn't president during the War of the Worlds radio broadcast. 020
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Would love for him to launch a line of popular knapsacks 010
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I just know that the song "Ring Around the Rosie" is about something whimsical and fun. 000
kingmardan.bsky.social @kingmardan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I bet Trump asks about getting his face on Mount Rushmore every few weeks. 110
