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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m in a really shitty headspace so I’m going to be putting my phone on DND and likely disassociating from any and all human interaction all weekend until it’s time to go to work on Monday.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not sure if it’s just end-of-the-work-week burnout causing this or what, but my mental health is absolute trash right now and I’d really like for it to pass. I’m just so blah about everything. 🫥

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Listen, I genuinely hope Jurgens’ change of scenery and going back to playing center reinvigorates his career, but watching that fanbase argue with Eagles’ BEAT WRITERS about what they saw in him since he had back surgery after the Super Bowl is genuinely HILARIOUS

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah but this is an employee of 22 years. He wasn’t laid off during the last lockout, and the team maintains it has nothing to do with the lockout. They just want people to play the mascot that they can pay less to do so

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Notice that the Reds aren't gutting their staff ahead of the lockout. The Rockies haven't fired their lil dinosaur guy. The Pirates haven't laid off their fan experience personnel. Just good ol' neighborhood philanthrope Uncle Dave's Baltimore Orioles.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The person let go was the head of the mascot team for the last 22 years, which also includes Mr. Splash. He coordinated Bird appearances and such too

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you have no need to apologize ❤️ I just get anxiety when my posts go viral and then intrusive thoughts do their thing. No one’s fault but my own

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do not apologize, it’s no one’s fault but my own lol

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you’re here looking for my Oriole Bird post, it went way too viral and that’s my fault for thinking it would stay in my immediate O’s/closer baseball Bluesky circle. I feel deep anxiety and dread now so I am deleting. I don’t know how people break news for a living, I could never

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is going way too viral and that’s my fault for thinking it would stay in my immediate O’s/closer baseball Bluesky circle. I feel deep anxiety and dread so I am deleting

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think people think that The Bird is going away forever, and that’s clearly not the case. They laid off the person in charge and they’ll likely hire someone “cheaper”

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve also known Lyle for a long time. This really fucking sucks

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Kerry @kerrylyn130.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Side eye worthy takes on O’s bluesky today.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s a substitute who has subbed for me here & there over the years who works here every so often & every time she sees me she says “oh wow you’ve kept your weight off!”, like EVERY SINGLE TIME. I know her intentions are good but it’s starting to bother me bc why are you commenting on my body?

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t know how Albernaz’s buddy going after Jim Palmer and fighting with the fanbase on social media isn’t becoming a complete PR nightmare for Albernaz. Like I truly don’t know how he comes back to this job, honestly.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

yes and he’s friends with the Albernaz’s because he’s married to the Cleveland Guardians director of player development

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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh shit y’all. Robert Abel is Alyssa Nakken’s husband. Nakken and Albernaz worked together for the Giants and the Guardians. I get wanting to defend your friends but this is not making Albernaz look any better. Especially when Palmer literally just relayed something that actually happened.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@kerrylyn130.bsky.social and I legit screamed when we read his last sentence 😂😂😂😂😂

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

JIM PALMER IS ON A LEGENDARY HEATER LMAAAAAOOOOOO

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Got a gripe with a current mlb manager? Maybe he left you on read or dismissed your hitting advice?
Wait till season is over and share your private convo on a random podcast in hopes of rallying fanbase against said manager. Once fire is started make sure you say this to clear your guilty conscience.
Jim Palmer
@Jim22Palmer•1d
I'm not a fan of lots of people ganging up on Craig Albernaz. The only reason I related this story was Craig and I had established a text relationship. So strange, no response. I sent the Cowser text because I had seen win many...
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Jim Palmer
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I admire people who stick up, support their friends.
So in that same rein, Oriole hall of famer, Mike Bordick's podcast is not a random one.. Your posts make a lot more sense now that I googled you.
6:40 PM • 10/4/26 • 450 Views

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Take the points. I get what you’re saying but going up 23-10 instead of letting them hang around at 20-10 completely changes the momentum of the game

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not going for the points is going to be the difference in this game. Unacceptable

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

LAUNCH NICK SIRIANNI STRAIGHT INTO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tank has been rolling through defenders so yes you obviously HAVE to give it to Shipley

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This team has no idea how to play football in the second half. It’s every single game

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I want to say that Sirianni has this very undermanned team ready today, but I know better to reserve judgement because this team forgets how to play football in the second half.

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KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her) @kimschuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My entire timeline is full of COOOOOOOOOOOP and LOOOOOOOOOOOP at the same time 😵‍💫

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