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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi

@kimquotesuragi.bsky.social
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 2h
And before you ask: No, you can't have the radio from my Kineema.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, another draw. It appears we are quite equally matched.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 8h
Pick a better time, officer. *After* we've dealt with these wannabe cop-killers.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11h
Oh no. We're going to be in this church *forever*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14h
Is there anything else that the RCM could do for you?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 17h
I always took you for more of a drunk than a chemical abuser.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 20h
You want to help? Thank you for the offer. That might be fun. Let's do the case first though, alright?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 23h
You don't look fine and I'm *very* worried about it.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Work for the wrong company and they execute you.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What, you're going to blow a lead, just like that?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have to tell you officer, I don't appreciate *ironic* titles. Other officers will have to use this as reference. If it's 'IDIOT', or 'COCK FINGER'... They're not going to *get* it. They're going to think: an idiot and a cock finger were on this case. So -- do you have something less *funny*?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hangovers do give officers super-powers. Many drink only to receive *the gift*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Some *you* time? This is a police investigation, not a journey of self-discovery. You'll still have your evenings to yourself.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's as though *right* is over here... while *you're* over here...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Crime is what we were solving before this conversation began.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, apparently you've had a rather successful career in the past and this leads me to believe maybe your current *situation* is only temporary.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Always up for a good jog -- otherwise, would I still be *on* this case with *you*?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
By *ka-ching* do you mean... 'Let's not log them as evidence, let's steal them'?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Enough of that now, officer... There has got to be a better, more *age-appropriate* way in.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let's not do stories. Let's do *questions*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe don't blurt out everything that *pops into your head*. Just some friendly advice. Anyway...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just *saw* you climb the ladder. You just climbed it, like a regular person.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Franconigerian knights. I used to be very serious about these guys.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay... you said it. You needed to say it. Now it's been *said*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For what it's worth -- I agree. But cockatoos can't be stopped when they get like this. It's better to indulge him at this point.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You're not an icebreaker or a firewalker, or even Tequila Sunset.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Which school do you subscribe to -- Mambo... or Jambo?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It advises officers in physical altercations to rely on the open-palm strike, as opposed to the backhand, in non-lethal situations.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A new badge usually comes with a new rank. You seem to have been... doing well then.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A relationship between a man and a talking necktie? No, apparently I am not.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My apologies, I thought leaving your partner hanging was simply the style at the 41st.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, the man's already been dead more than a week... I suppose a *small* diversion won't hurt too much.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You fired a gun at a little girl. I think I've got a *little* bit of wiggling room here.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Our job. It went really bad. And now we need to clean it up.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can you give us a few more details? Did you muffle him? We haven't heard any reports of screams.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am not *called* Pinball. It was used to taunt me -- a long time ago. *Before* I became a homicide detective. And got my lieutenancy.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At least *something* good came out of all this.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That won't be necessary. Let's just all cool off.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can *assure* you, detective, that I've passed *all* the required physical exams within the last year. Can you say the same?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are you fucking insane?! Don't answer that! And STOP doing it! Let's go.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We can't go around punishing the people we're supposed to protect for breaking laws they don't even know exist.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Leather jackets adorned with immature writing? The 'ideology' they convey helps the boys justify poor choices in life and fashion. I'm not a fan.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a pseudo-science that attempts to legitimize *research* into mythological beasts and urban legends.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stay with me! You hear me?! Stay awake! Look at me!
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course you don't. Look at that! What have we *done?* We stuffed a dead body in an ice bear fridge. This does *not* leave this room.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't say it's the best part of town, but I wouldn't worry *too much* about a pair of grown men travelling together.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you alright? This looked... pretty intense and painful, I must admit.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't be dramatic. I can see your condition isn't terminal.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't think we should *do* anything just for the hell of it.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alright, but -- and, forgive me, this has been bothering me since this morning -- how have you managed to run around all day *wearing only one shoe*?
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