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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi

@kimquotesuragi.bsky.social
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 1h
No. I've been putting up with you because, despite an unconventional approach, you're doing good police work.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 4h
Officer, you've stood there for over five minutes...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 7h
You know... this church. The coast... we shouldn't linger. Finish what you came here to do and let's move on. This isn't a good place to get lost in.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 10h
There is no need. We have been thorough with the genitals...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 13h
My partner is a spiritual man. He was a minister before joining the RCM. Many of us were...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 16h
Some *you* time? This is a police investigation, not a journey of self-discovery. You'll still have your evenings to yourself.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 19h
Remember, you're dealing with a very *sensitive* and *impressionable* police officer who is still recovering from a recent medical episode.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 22h
No. I just don't want to walk into another *embarrassment*. I am a creature of pride, you see... I'm afraid of becoming a joke.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good, yes. We can return to the dead body -- by now it smells *exquisite*...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The concept of getting dressed *is* familiar to me, but wearing jackets like these isn't appropriate for an RCM officer. Unless he's *deep* undercover.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, there are couple of people who haven't smoked cannabis. I'm sure of that.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're beating our heads against this -- let's go do something more useful.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well... we're not responsible for what we can't predict, are we? I don't think the *entire* city will be razed to the ground.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not a *binoclard*, I am a driver... and a police lieutenant.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C'mon, Titus, it's been a long day. I'm tired of running back and forth between you. I can see you're tired too -- why don't you just...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. Glowing lungs are quite unusual. After that one time, they have not been reported to glow.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you remember how when we met Measurehead and I said the next racist will be the *really* good one?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you please try to refrain from attacking random things?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fine. I was a juvenile police officer -- for over 15 years. It's how I started out in the RCM. Once I had to infiltrate a pinball ring. As you do -- when you're a juvie cop.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hangovers do give officers super-powers. Many drink only to receive *the gift*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It doesn't matter if you recognize our authority. We will make an arrest if we have to.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wishful thinking has no place in a police investigation.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I worked as one of these *Processing guys* for a year. They are butchers and clowns. I once saw twenty CODs go misidentified in one week. Chances are slim to none that they'll find anything useful in processing.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why? It's a cool name. I like it. Besides, you're Harry anyway. No one's ever called *Harrier*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You wanted to know which jacket I'd wear, right? Neither. I'd wear neither.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Diamorphine*, girl. Quit clownin'. We need a hook-up for that D...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone had it rough around here. It's a rough time in a rough place. I'm not trying to belittle him, but find me a Revacholian who didn't have it rough. They don't exist.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone understands you're *the law*. That's why you have that insignia on your arm. So you don't have to keep saying it.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But that's just how things go. We all must accept our own shortcomings and limitations.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to smoke like a rock and roll star, that's up to you. Again, I only have *exactly* one every night.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know... this church. The coast... we shouldn't linger. Finish what you came here to do and let's move on. This isn't a good place to get lost in.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay. Let's do it the lousy, dangerous way.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not an encyclopedia. I won't be a guide either. I'm a police officer.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every school of thought and government has failed in this city -- but I love it nonetheless. It belongs to me as much as it belongs to you.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You probably don't have a pen. Here, you can keep this. I have another one.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... but *am* I? I'll spare you another twenty hours thinking about it -- yes, I am. Now let's get back to work.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Furies. Yes. Well. I don't know. I have to be honest -- I'm not experiencing the *internal strife* that refers to.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you're saying you *didn't* break down in tears just now and nearly tear your shirt off?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A relationship between a man and a talking necktie? No, apparently I am not.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Then why are you elbow deep in your pants like... Never mind, officer. Carry on.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But I embrace it *because* it's my role, and it's yours too, detective, whether you accept it or not!
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now if we're finished discussing this, can we return to solving the murder?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I knew it. We're gonna be chasing made-up insects with *cryptozoologists*.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am Kim Kitsuragi from Precinct 57. This is an inter-district investigation, so joining me from Precinct 41...
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can still like it, detective. Just because a couple of fools wrote an article doesn't mean it's true.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you want to smoke like a rock and roll star, that's up to you. Again, I only have *exactly* one every night.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm okay. You on the other hand -- look like you're about to turn into a popsicle.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. Like a cat, or another teenage psychopath.
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let me get this straight, detective: You're saying the only 'normal, reasonable' option available to you is to abandon your job and your life so you can fly away on a Moralintern warship?
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Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi @kimquotesuragi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One day you will realize you can't simply go around saying these things about the citizens we're here to protect.
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