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Kimmy Caulton

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Talking about Formula 1 on youtube in the world's second worst accent www.youtube.com/@KimmyCaulton

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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 14h
Some more visual words from me as I wanted to say a bit about the frustration of a great race being squandered with yet another power-unit balls up. Let's talk about it. #F1
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 21h
What a drive from Lewis. To come back from a minute deficit with these power units. Just great stuff
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 21h
Thank you Malaysia. Please come back. Best race of the season and you weren't even supposed to be on the calendar.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 22h
Checo's made 7 pit stops
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 22h
Come on Fernando 🙌
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 22h
F1TV just reset and that's how I know dad just started watching this marathon 🤣
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 22h
Hamilton still flying on 30 lap old soft tires. Madness.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 22h
Someone was going to always hit that bollard
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 23h
No grand prix yet and its already the race of the season. I love a shit show.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 23h
I love how half the grid has just made a massive mistake... and we have no idea which half
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Andy Lawton @andylawton.com · 23h
Prompt: "Fix cars for wet" Claude: "Here's your code for boats"
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 23h
Even if the rest of the race is dry, track temps are 25C lower than what we've seen for most of the weekend... which should be inchresting
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jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 23h
Additional thought. FIA have sent a patch to teams to update their cars so this doesn't happen again, they've done this within 10 minutes of the issue. I think the only way this is possible is if it's vibe coded (unless it's like a value or two to change) The debacle may not be done yet.... #F1
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 23h
Watch this software update screw up deployment in the dry
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 23h
Pinnacle of motorsport.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 23h
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FiA so afraid of these PUs in the rain that they hit the super sekrit kill switch on the entire field to ensure a dry race
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is going to end up one of those races where the entire field comes into the pits after the formation lap(s), isnt it?
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Lena @puncakemotorsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is the future guys I swear! #F1 #MalaysianGP #BahrainGP
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Luke @lukehmuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somewhere, Rob Smedley is instinctively shouting "Felipe, baby, stay cool!" #F1
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my favourite memories ever is huddling under a gazebo at Gardens by the Bay in Singapore at 9 in the evening with about 20 other people waiting for rain exactly like this to stop. Felt like I was about to be spit on by a dilophosaurus. Unironically fantastic experience.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even Gordo's stressed. He's pacing up and down in front of the TV 😅
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Things to be aware of about SE Asian rain if you've never experienced it: it can be torrential in one spot, and bone dry 500m away. And then when it stops? Everything dries out in about five minutes because heat. This is NOT a straightforward decision for teams when it comes to the starting tyre
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is going to be a fascinating strategic grand prix I think regardless, but if we get a couple of short downpours with just enough time for the track to dry up in between let's be real that would be the dream
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mercedes sending Kimi out of sequence tells me those updates don't do well in dirty air
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really hope part of Sepang's agreement with Bahrain includes full transparency over the financials. I desperately want to see them decide there's a business case for a bid to return to the F1 calendar
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just switched from Macs to Stoke IPA and its weird how you can taste things sometimes. The Stoke tastes like freezer. Iykyk
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In Malaysia the question is always, when viewing on camera, is it hazy blue sky, or is it storm clouds about to dump all over the place?
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I might be huffing the hopium but I think with no grid penalties, and knowing they're going to be mid-pack regardless, Williams isnt bothered about quali and is more focussed on the race pace and strategic opportunities with this GP
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Restoring commuter rail will give smaller regions and towns the benefits of more travellers stopping at their town stations, creating more economic opportunities and connecting them to main centres and other towns." @julieannegenter.greens.org.nz #NzPol
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Greens' $4b rail plan: Overnight trains, Christchurch-Dunedin service
The passenger rail plan includes routes from Auckland to Wellington, Christchurch to Dunedin and extending the current Te Huia train to Tauranga.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Off the start the current generation of F1 power unit sounds like my coffee grinder when its run out of beans
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lady walks in right on closing and is still here 10 minutes later and i am hungry and wanna go hommmemeeeeee
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been at work for an hour and boss has already nicked three pens off my desk. Therefore I have taken three pens from my colleague's pen pot. Where does this cycle of nefarious theft end??? Oh, with the guy who cleans out his car once every couple of months and brings in a whole ass sack of pens
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My love for Sepang International cannot be overstated. The track of all tracks. Premium circuit. A treat to see you again? Yes. But also. Please come back to us full time
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't watch FP1 because my house has been overrun by the Bestie and his mini-me so instead of watching vroom vrooms around my favourite circuit I've got band practice in one ear and Pokemon in the other 😂
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just spent an hour trying to figure out why some of the numbers weren't adding up on the latest version of my season tracker sheet (spent ages staring ar RB/Red Bull thinking it was a formula error there) and its because I FORGOT TO UPDATE THE MONACO RESULTS AFTER THE SECOND ROUND OF SHENANIGANS
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sepang track surface like sandpaper? Excellent 🤌
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Walk into work and get told its just the girlies today and they also appear to have a themed Playlist on because it just went from Man I Feel Like a Woman when I arrived to You Oughtta Know Well played
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol. Mind boggling indeed.
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 30/09/2026
The sooner Chlöe becomes PM the sooner we can grow up as a country. youtu.be/dwrCvhGH3zM?...
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Can the Greens overtake Labour? | In Brief
YouTube video by Public Interest NZ
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mercedes should just stick with the Petronas inspired livery for the long term. It pretty.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most of the time Biz sounds very kiwi but every now and then its clear he's from 't North and its very cute
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I realise at my age I'm supposed to know what the hell hyaluronic acid does and why I'm supposed to be using it but listen I wash my face with a cloth and hot water and occasionally glue my face back together with body lotion so I think maybe y'all can stop trying to market the $70 goop to me mmkay?
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know what an adverse crossfall is? And that Sepang International Circuit has one? youtu.be/xN0kVPxG-Ow
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2026 BAHRAIN (Malaysia) Grand Prix Preview: All the Details in around 3 Minutes
YouTube video by Kimmy Caulton
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First sunbathe of the season 🙌
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had someone, as is often the case, call me Australian the other day. Came from a Canadian, which I found amusingly ironic. Sadly, rather than being clever about that irony in a reply, commenter deleted. Why did you do that, buddy? We could have had some fun. What a shame.
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Celica looks like if a late 80s/early 90s one and a modern Camaro had a baby and I want one
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prepare for a wave of #NZpol political AI slop content — particularly on facebook so prewarn your parents — as the election approaches NZ is one of the most expensive countries for social media advertisers. High CPM = high RPM, and there's plenty of people out there who are taking advantage
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So proud of myself today. Laid in 'til midday, got up, washed hair, tidied up my office and made it a filmable space that I can move around in without falling over shit constantly, scripted, filmed, edited, posted... sometimes the executives do function Didn't cook dinner though. Cheese toasties 😅
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Kimmy Caulton @kimmycaulton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
15 minutes ago: gorgeous warm sunny a bit breezy but very pleasant Now:
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