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Kim M. Watt

@kimmwatt.bsky.social
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She/her. Writer of snarky cats, crime-solving dragons, and other comic fantasy. Powered by tea and cake. linktr.ee/kimmwatt

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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
I can make bread. I'm even quite *good* at making bread. But this time I have created a monstrosity that will likely come alive tonight and eat next door's dog. Or a coral reef, like the crown of thorns starfish I was apparently channelling. It did taste really good, though.
A hideous bread creation with multiple twisted arms that threaten to snatch up any animals or small children that wander within reach. Or it may simply fling itself at a diner's face and attempt to suffocate them. Either way, it's definitely bread of bad intentions, even if it's wearing a crown of cheese.This claims to be a photo of a crown of thorns starfish, with multiple spined arms, but honestly it looks identical to the bread of bad intentions. I may have just duplicated the photos.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
This beautiful view was just off the trail and necessitated creeping through some bushes. Quite sensibly, I held onto some branches, since it's kind of high. Next time I'll make sure the tree I hold onto isn't completely dead and dessicated. Yes, swearing was involved ...
A sunny day with a slight heat haze, and wooded hills and green spaces can be seen far below though a gap in high rocks. A few branches reach across the gaps (they break easily. Ask me how I know, and also how loud I yelped), and there are small green shrubs growing on the sheer sides of the rock.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
I love things that just seem a little OFF. Incongruous. Such as this tower, just slapped on the edge of an open air clothing market. It was the tape that got me. Is it an unexpected tower? Was it not there yesterday? Might it bite if one ventures over the tape? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Photo of a stone tower against a blue sky. It's surrounded by trees, and caution tape is strung along its base.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
I will never get tired of catching the moon set over the hills first thing in the morning. This place is magic. (Although would not complain about sleeping past moonset, if brain could take a rest for five minutes...) #indieAuthors #funnyfantasy #CozyMysteries
Nearly full moon setting over winter trees and hills. There are scraps of clouds and a jet trail, and the light is all shades of blue
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Returning with the Important Things - ALL THE CARBS. #Pasta in the sun in #Italy last Saturday, because these are all good things. (As was the delicious but terrifyingly hot homemade chili sauce they served with it ...)
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Ways to support your favourite authors: - Buy our books - Talk about our books - Sign up for our Patreons - Strip naked in the woods at night, coat yourself in the blood of innocents, and sing to the eternal spheres demanding success for us - Order our books at your local library - Leave reviews
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Two things about this photo: 1. I adore that someone has set up a little seating area just slap in the road. The house has a garden, and balconies, but... this is a good use for a road. (There's a table and two chairs, too) 2. How is it already this dark at 6.30am? I did not approve this!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Your book is the bestest ❤️
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
That looks so beautiful!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
This book is all of this, plus well-written and properly snort-worthy. Read it!
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Sporran Peace @sporranpeace.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
heh
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Aw. Good news for the day.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Can't bring about the endtimes if one is properly fuelled with crustless cucumber sandwiches and Victoria sponge
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
This feels very accurate to me right now
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Only if they ask nicely. Just because it's the end of the world is no reason for poor manners.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Ugh, the ponies. It's very hard to have a civilised afternoon tea with ponies. It's the absence of pinkie fingers.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Cake is a valid reason for calling down the apocalypse
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
It's also messier, but what's a little slime between friends?
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Dry goods and cans? Pfft. We need cocktail sticks and beer cozies!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Did your parents have pickled mussels at all parties, too? I've never figured out if that was an us thing (we collected the mussels off the rocks so they were free), or an actual Thing.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
The endtimes will require jello salads and pineapple on sticks. I see no other acceptable option.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I need to remember to keep coming back!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
The endtimes will be savoury.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
The wonderful @georgepenney.bsky.social asked me questions, and I attempted to answer without getting too sidetracked by octopuses in skirts and power-addled vegetables...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I love how you make my weirdness sound perfectly entertaining and even quite interesting... 😁 Thank you for having me on! Also, the be-skirted octopus theory of writing is TOTALLY going to catch on. I know it is!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Excuse me no, that can't be Dog Next Dorr because he is far too adorable...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Land Before Time lied to us!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
My (apparently very delayed) reaction exactly...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Apparently I lost the whole app for two weeks, so you're still ahead of me...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Still trying to shower off my new-found knowledge regarding those wigs...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Schrödinger's supermarket
Confusing sign 

Are we open?

Or…

We are open
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Well. That's tonight's 3am thoughts sorted ...
Image reads "today we will mostly be dealing with the realisation that a Tyrannosaurus is chronologically closer to an iPhone than it is to a stegosaurus". There's a graphic showing 85 million years between the two dinosaurs, and 67 million between the Tyrannosaur and the iPhone
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
This is the answer I was looking for!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I did exactly that - I wasn't going to spoil such loveliness with an onion overload...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
It is. Caramelised, no less.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Cheese for breakfast is basically compulsory here. I think you just need to start having a more continental breakfast...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I'm impressed with this and don't know why this isn't more widely known. YES it's salad!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I definitely need to try Maggi. That sounds like pure comfort!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I feel very happy to have my hypothesis confirmed. Thank you! Now how many can I eat in the name of research?
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Excellent! I knew I was onto something. But I feel I should probably eat more of these, just so the sample size is big enough.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Yes, that is a giant chunk of goat's cheese wrapped in pastry, but it's on salad, so it's a health food. That's science* *Not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure on this. Please share your favourite health foods (by which I mean cheese. Please share cheese.)
Photo of large piece of pastry-wrapped goats cheese on salad.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Hey! I just got here too. :)
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Most mornings.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
There DOES. And possibly also a guidebook for those of us who really want to encounter said moody bookshop people.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Thank you! I'll tell him. It may earn me more scritching privileges
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Honestly, I must go to all the wrong bookshops. I never get shouted at, and I feel I'm missing out
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
It's going to be chaos here by the morning if it keeps spreading like this
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
NO jelly pots. I'm sure Kelly's fine.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
That's the jelly pots. There's something suspicious about Kelly pots...
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