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Kim M. Watt

@kimmwatt.bsky.social
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She/her. Writer of snarky cats, crime-solving dragons, and other comic fantasy. Powered by tea and cake. linktr.ee/kimmwatt

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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
I can make bread. I'm even quite *good* at making bread. But this time I have created a monstrosity that will likely come alive tonight and eat next door's dog. Or a coral reef, like the crown of thorns starfish I was apparently channelling. It did taste really good, though.
A hideous bread creation with multiple twisted arms that threaten to snatch up any animals or small children that wander within reach. Or it may simply fling itself at a diner's face and attempt to suffocate them. Either way, it's definitely bread of bad intentions, even if it's wearing a crown of cheese.This claims to be a photo of a crown of thorns starfish, with multiple spined arms, but honestly it looks identical to the bread of bad intentions. I may have just duplicated the photos.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
This beautiful view was just off the trail and necessitated creeping through some bushes. Quite sensibly, I held onto some branches, since it's kind of high. Next time I'll make sure the tree I hold onto isn't completely dead and dessicated. Yes, swearing was involved ...
A sunny day with a slight heat haze, and wooded hills and green spaces can be seen far below though a gap in high rocks. A few branches reach across the gaps (they break easily. Ask me how I know, and also how loud I yelped), and there are small green shrubs growing on the sheer sides of the rock.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
I love things that just seem a little OFF. Incongruous. Such as this tower, just slapped on the edge of an open air clothing market. It was the tape that got me. Is it an unexpected tower? Was it not there yesterday? Might it bite if one ventures over the tape? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Photo of a stone tower against a blue sky. It's surrounded by trees, and caution tape is strung along its base.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
I will never get tired of catching the moon set over the hills first thing in the morning. This place is magic. (Although would not complain about sleeping past moonset, if brain could take a rest for five minutes...) #indieAuthors #funnyfantasy #CozyMysteries
Nearly full moon setting over winter trees and hills. There are scraps of clouds and a jet trail, and the light is all shades of blue
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Returning with the Important Things - ALL THE CARBS. #Pasta in the sun in #Italy last Saturday, because these are all good things. (As was the delicious but terrifyingly hot homemade chili sauce they served with it ...)
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Ways to support your favourite authors: - Buy our books - Talk about our books - Sign up for our Patreons - Strip naked in the woods at night, coat yourself in the blood of innocents, and sing to the eternal spheres demanding success for us - Order our books at your local library - Leave reviews
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Two things about this photo: 1. I adore that someone has set up a little seating area just slap in the road. The house has a garden, and balconies, but... this is a good use for a road. (There's a table and two chairs, too) 2. How is it already this dark at 6.30am? I did not approve this!
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
This book is all of this, plus well-written and properly snort-worthy. Read it!
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Sporran Peace @sporranpeace.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
heh
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Aw. Good news for the day.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
The wonderful @georgepenney.bsky.social asked me questions, and I attempted to answer without getting too sidetracked by octopuses in skirts and power-addled vegetables...
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Still trying to shower off my new-found knowledge regarding those wigs...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Schrödinger's supermarket
Confusing sign 

Are we open?

Or…

We are open
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Well. That's tonight's 3am thoughts sorted ...
Image reads "today we will mostly be dealing with the realisation that a Tyrannosaurus is chronologically closer to an iPhone than it is to a stegosaurus". There's a graphic showing 85 million years between the two dinosaurs, and 67 million between the Tyrannosaur and the iPhone
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Yes, that is a giant chunk of goat's cheese wrapped in pastry, but it's on salad, so it's a health food. That's science* *Not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure on this. Please share your favourite health foods (by which I mean cheese. Please share cheese.)
Photo of large piece of pastry-wrapped goats cheese on salad.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Most mornings.
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Kim M. Watt @kimmwatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
So I hear this is the place for weird humour and friendly people, both of which make me happy. As do cats. And cake. Tea. That sort of thing And here's a cat, just so I can start as I mean to go on. (Disclaimer: this is neither my cat nor my hammock. Both are borrowed, but I love them anyway.)
Photo of a tabby cat with a startled expression and his front paws on a hammock.
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