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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listen Up Skippy kimmiedee.substack.com/p/listen-up-...
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Listen Up Skippy
Some of you assholes still don’t get it, will never get it no matter how many times we ladysplain you.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case
Gov. Kathy Hochul appointed the state attorney general to investigate a former Cornell University student’s allegation of rape. The woman has sued seven men in connection with the alleged assault.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not only has this happened to me but when I called Suicide Hotline and answered “no” to the question, “do you have a gun?” They told me to call back in 15 minutes. Truth!
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s nothing natural about him.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ON THE FRINGE OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – PBH's Free Fringe freefringe.org.uk/shows/on-the...
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ON THE FRINGE OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – PBH's Free Fringe
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Great! The more he “helps” aka interferes, the sooner he goes to prison.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Leaving tomorrow! If you're in Edinburgh, going or know someone that is, please stop by! freefringe.org.uk/shows/on-the...
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ON THE FRINGE OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – PBH's Free Fringe
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sounds a lot kinder than my take.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism? AOC: They want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What can anyone expect from MAGA but explosive rhetoric from the mouth and ass?
independent.co.uk
Taylor Farms spent millions backing GOP before diarrhea parasite. Now they’re arguing
The company claims the FDA has apologized for a false positive test linking it to the diarrhea outbreak, which the FDA denies
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What can anyone expect from MAGA but explosive rhetoric from the mouth and ass?
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t blame the planet for burning us off like ticks on a dog. We’ve not been kind to her. But bloody hell, can’t she wait until I’m dead?!
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
facebook.com/events/s/gru... Catch me this Wednesday for a free show jammed with the funny! You’ll get a preview of my new show for the Edinburgh Fringe.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Saying honest things about people who died is not "speaking ill of the dead," it's speaking truth of the ill.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hey Fringers! I'll be performing my new show "On the Fringe of Suicidal Tendencies" this year in Edinburgh at the PBH Fringe! Hope to see you there. Old title, completely new show. freefringe.org.uk/shows/on-the...
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ON THE FRINGE OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – PBH's Free Fringe
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve seen a few “I’m not going to celebrate anyone’s death” posts. Okay, but the rest of us have earned the right to enjoy the demise of someone who made so many people’s lives miserable. Besides, it’s really fun! And because fuck that guy.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Over the lips, through the gums, fuck you Satan, here he/she/they/them comes!
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Over the lips, through the gums, fuck you Satan, here he/she/they/them comes!
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What a gerrymandering problem this will be for the GOP. #lindseygraham #mitchmcconnell
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
With #LindseyGraham dead and #McConnell on ice, now's a good time to stock up on garlic, crucifixes and tanning beds.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Probably going to be a closed closet casket.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That’s two! #ohhappyday #droppinglikeflies #welldone
nbcnews.com
Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’
President Donald Trump led tributes to Graham, a leading Republican voice on defense and foreign policy, describing him as a “true American Patriot.”
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kristi Noem’s Mom leaked it to the media about the divorce. Seems like she’s waited some 30 odd years to pull some straight up “mother-in-law-don’t-like-me-no-how” energy. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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After 34 years, Kristi Noem is divorcing, says mother
Kristi Noem is set to divorce her husband, Bryon, only months after a tabloid investigation alleged he lived a 'secret double life' by cross-dressing.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What’s the over/under for keeping a guy on ice until his wife can make the funeral?
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just spoke to Mitch McConnell and told him he’s a fucking asshole! That chicken shit didn’t say a word. #JerseyStyle
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey! King of all Skidmarks, I speak for most when I say, “it’s long past your expiration date and time for you to #StfuAlready!”
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The difference between the GOP and Democrats is that when democrats have a candidate with a sketchy past, they get canceled but the GOP give out Cabinet positions or worse, the presidency. I guess it all depends on the age of the victim.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The difference between the GOP and Democrats is that when democrats have a candidate with a sketchy past, they get canceled but the GOP give out Cabinet positions or worse, the presidency. I guess it all depends on the age of the victim.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When the Circus Peanut “dances” he truly outdoes Elaine as worst dancer ever. Difference is, she was acting. #belgium
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tell me Mitch McConnell's obsolete without telling me he's obsolete. Um? The "Weekend at Bernie's" wife went to China 3 days after his "medical incident."
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
youtu.be/2iUo1WgIjQ0 George Carlin said if he worshipped anything, it would be the Sun. I think there’s a lot of people Sun worshiping for a STROKE of luck.
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George Carlin - The sun worshipper
YouTube video by Comedy Boutique
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Another shitshow, another day. Leave to UnKing Sadim Costanza to fuck up another American tradition and once in a lifetime milestone birthday.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As if that'll help. We've had enough and we know what to do. #VOTETHEMOUT
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you're in the UK this Aug. JUST SHOW UP! I'm immeasurably proud to bring a new show to the #edinburghfringe this year. Same title as last year, but a completely different show! Thanks to Peter Buckley Hill, Luke Meredith, Elise Harris et al for the dedication #PBHfreefringe, help & support.
freefringe.org.uk
ON THE FRINGE OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – PBH's Free Fringe
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Um? Shouldn't he be registered as a sex offender by now?
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He’s so dumb, he expected a “State Fair” crowd for a district garage sale/block “party.”
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Gian Rat-chelli was arrested at the “State Fair” for allegedly masturbating in public while dressed like Uncle Sam. Considering the Booker, this jerk off was the only act that said yes. #statefair #masturbatingdisaster #thattracks
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You see it, right? #psychokiller #bangs #likefatherlikeson
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Indecent Proposal: Him: I’ll give you $5 if you spank me. Me: I can beat the shit out of you for $100.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
BREAKING! Effective immediately, grated parmigiano reggiano will be known as Italian Sprinkles. As you were.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hey Shithead! You want to institutionalize the homeless? House them instead! Charity starts at home & Since you’ve got 34 convictions, forced yourself on women, started a war, manipulate taxpayers $ for vanity projects, what say you get institutionalized first and then let us know how it goes?
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's been a long time PSA that "If you see something, say something." Well we've been screaming at the top of our lungs, HE'S UNFIT FOR OFFICE! REMOVE HIM IMMEDIATELY! PUT HIM IN JAIL! and then VOTE THE REST OF HIS SYCOPHANTS OUT!
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As if he hasn't fucked up the gene pool enough, Narcissus took one look in the reflecting pool and, like everything else, it turned to a toilet full of slimy shit.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There has never been a more appropriate and accurate response from The Reflecting Pool than the recent shit show by Narcissus himself.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The BEST and ONLY way to wish this bastard Happy Birthday is with a song written specifically for him!
youtu.be
Todd - Rundgren - Tin Foil Hat (feat. Donald Fagen) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Cleopatra Records
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/06/2026
New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The BEST, and ONLY, way to say Happy Birthday to the Man-iac in Chief. Enjoy! #epsteinfiles #fraud #liar #pedophile #narcissist #POS #rapist #cheater #roycohnwannabe #closeted #mommyissues
youtu.be
Todd - Rundgren - Tin Foil Hat (feat. Donald Fagen) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Cleopatra Records
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Gaslighting Regime of “Do as I propagandize, not as I do.”
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kimmiedee.bsky.social @kimmiedee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What a lineup!
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