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KimJongKiwi

@kimjongkiwi.bsky.social
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Supreme leader of kiwis and glass art. (He/Him) whole squad is mommies gang gang HORSES AINT REAL, BUT I SURE AM discord is @kimjongkiwi

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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
another day, another absolute nuke dropped in the work bathroom 😎
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sopping wet hot beef boy fall
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future no future
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TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No Donkey Kong Country For Old Men
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
someone told me salami is carcinogenic, and I told that stupid nerd that’s anti-Italian discrimination.
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
think you got me confused for a better man
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
might need rehab but to me that shit pussy
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thinkin bout domesticating bats
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
let ya nuts hang twin 😘
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
computah show me toes
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
would you still love me if I was a diarrhea worm???
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
oops all diarrhea
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I LOVE WRESTLING
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
my boogeyman is for sure Carrot Top, scary lookin fuck
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it’s simple really, I’m offered cocaine, I do the cocaine.
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
only way to use future microwaves is to scan a QR code
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my butthole is an active volcano
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I would go to church if they served me quaaludes
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
brb giving animals true sentience and becoming God for funsies ttyl
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
sleepiest boy
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
teaching spiders math, what could go wrong?
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
como se dice the wendego
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
smokin crystal meth with the sluts
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thick piss
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
if I even think about getting a little motion, I’m immediately served divorce papers
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
sometimes ya just gotta let ya nuts hang
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
stinky coffee piss
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
devastating night shit
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
thinkin bout Jackie Chan again
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
fart just sounded like a duck running out of breath
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“wow i went to vegas two times in a row without doing cocaine, i’m growing.”
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
who up pissin with they ass
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
you should get down with this slime shit
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
better put lean in my iv
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
optimus prime please come to my birthday party
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
mommy gang
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
it was strange the way that life kept going
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
just plucked a grey nose hair, someone put me in a retirement home already.
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
you will not know a warriors death
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
droppin nukes in the work bathroom again
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
fuck the holy terran chantry, all my homies hate the holy terran chantry.
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
show honkers
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
gonna blow up the sun
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
it’s still there and i’m even more jealous
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
ripped a dab and a piss at the same time, your laws mean nothing to me
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
butter
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
BIRD MAN SAVE THE DAY SKREEEEEEEE
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
KimJongKiwi 
HAS LIVED
1 DAYS
WITHOUT A WIFE 
LEAVING THEM 
THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS
2 DAYS
Let's work together to set a new record!
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
computah, my wife left me.
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KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
let this jumbo iced honey bun nourish my body
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