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Kim Hanley

@kimhanley.bsky.social
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Controls Engineer working for your favorite and/or least favorite themed entertainment companies: Ride, Show, Animatronics, AP/SAE, etc. etc. (Beckhoff fangirl) Taking Life: 一日一歩

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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Flower is (currently :crosses fingers:) not scheduled for that night so she can actually come too! Next week can't get here soon enough
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went to see postmodern jukebox at Dr. Philips for Flower’s birthday. She had a blast, I had fun and I liked the ‘contemporary music in big band genres’ concept, But live music (especially when it’s mixed loud) is basically just a blob of sound for me so it’s tough to actually enjoy 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Iconic Maxell 'Blown Away' Tape Ad
Alt: Iconic Maxell 'Blown Away' Tape Ad
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some of you motherfuckers ain't met the cobbler's elves and it shoes.
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and florida has been encouraging them to like a bizzaro lady liberty “Give me your bigots, your karens, your retirees yearning to say the n word” 🤬🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Flower got a hole in one on the 18th of the hard course!!! Incredible shot. Very hot/cold play for her today so I’m still winning overall but damn
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah lunch was great, I wish it wasn’t so far for us I’d be hanging out here all the time if we were closer
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Birthday mini golf at “popstroke” in winter garden. It’s all you can golf w/ a full food and bar menu available. Flower got 2 aces on our 1st round!!
Popstroke mini golf where the holes are like a shrink down real golf course fairways and sand traps and stuff.
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From this I’m realizing the power of a Medusa w/ an autistic entourage/staff lol
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A couple more weeks and you could’ve leaned into the theme and done a triple feature with “I play rocky” lol
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Printin stickers printin people's stickers take some vinyl and make it into stickers people's stickers that's what it's gonna make PRINTIN STICKERRRRRRS (Needing custom stickers for your shop brand patreon kickstarter stream mischief? THAT'S A THING I DO DM or email for a zero-pressure chat!)
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Jake from Adventure Time Sings Bacon Pancakes
Alt: Jake from Adventure Time Sings Bacon Pancakes
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Kyle Tague @kyletague.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Netflix WONKA game show is bizarre and dystopian. BEAST GAMES with Wonka theming. So many disillusioned or infuriated contestants get eliminated — losing their shot at winning three million very real dollars — and refuse to play along with their whimsical staged demises
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Everyone hates AI so we’ll just call them SI data centers instead and sneak it by’em” :twirls mustache: Can sports illustrated sue for reputational damage?
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no Apollo’s chucking around the dodgeball again
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Officially got my FS Eng (TÜV Rheinland) - Machinery certificate.
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Meilin Certified! Turning Red Excitement
Alt: Meilin Certified! Turning Red Excitement
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Resident evil was so fun, Struck an amazing and surprising balance as the tension would build, vent, build, vent over and over ratcheting up as it went. Highly recommend.
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spooky double feature day of Shaun the Sheep 🐑 and Resident Evil 😈
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally watched Toy Story 5. Was glad Jessie got a story with some meat on it and truly 😭cried on the hilltop But did not care for the direction the narrative took /many of the story beats. Overall it gets a 👎🏼
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It seems wild when a GPS says “right in 1/2 mile, right in 500ft, right at traffic light, right turn now” to be 4 lanes the wrong way looking to turn left??? And then instead of just turning and doubling back you “excuse me, pardon me” your way across 4 lanes of traffic to force the right turn???
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has anyone else noticed an uptick in people getting lefts & rights wrong? Orlando has a lot of intersections that look like: ⬅️⬅️⬆️⬆️➡️ more and more I’m seeing people drive on a 90° angle through other traffic to switch from the one extreme to the other within a couple car lengths of the stop line
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
super duper glad I’d already bought Flower and I tickets for December. (We weren’t lottery eligible either way, I mean I’m glad we don’t have to worry about the performance selling out)
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Judy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is going to change lives. People forget that democratizing access to the arts does that, but it really really does.
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤔do 5318008/58008 as funny numbers predate the 7 segment display? like were old timey kids turning their chalk slates upside down or is it exclusively a product of the digital age🤔
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Europe can be rough for this but they get a little grace when some of the buildings predate electricity 😅
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Using up the last of Flower’s holiday coupons (just under the wire lol) to enjoy the beginning of Oktoberfest at Epcot
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you thought Godzilla x hello kitty crossover was something getaload of SpongeBob x One Piece 👀 Someone had to be Patrick but making it Zoro feels like character assassination (set was probably designed by a Sanji fan lmao)
Display showing all the happy meal toys from a set that is a crossover of SpongeBob SquarePants and one piece Monkey D. SquarePants (a crossover of SpongeBob and Luffy) with a small stand/base that looks like the Sunny with an image on the sails of Luffy’s hat with two spatulas crossed behind like crossbonesMermaid man and barnacle boy as Navy men (mermaid man looks like Garp, barnacle boy like Koby)Patrick and zoro crossed over with his signature swords replaced with jellyfish nets
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sitting at home and suddenly I hear “shave and a haircut” knock on my door. Obviously I knocked back “2 bits” on the door before opening… it was the pizza guy, he said “you’re only the 3rd person in 7 years to actually do the 2 bits” People need more whimsy in their lives, like how do you not ?
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit Movie
Alt: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, when the judge does “shave and a haircut” and then Roger explodes through the wall to sing “two bits”
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Think about how painfully plausible some of the bits of “Don’t look up” feel now add an AI reassuring the decision makers by going “ehhh its maybe bad but typically these things probably miss the earth”
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI process monitoring hallucinates due to bad sensor data throws off the chemical dosing in a water treatment plant Like it's not "1 bit flip away from skynet" nonsense but the more people offload to AI the more we risk human and machine errors becoming a feedback loop that compounds problems
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rogue AI isn't hacking nuclear codes, but AI making flawed target identifications and prompting drone pilots could easily escalate conflicts. AI cliff notes of the summary of a report isn't automatically 451 °F but can further inject bias / skew perception & taint decision making
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know people were poking fun but I do think AI is a potential catastrophe source, not in the ridiculous doomer cult or "can't let you do that Dave" ways. It'll be AI + human error/stupidity. False info is rampant, comprehension & critical thinking skills are failing together you get mistakes
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was able to summon a cat to the bedroom by drumming on the mattress like we were on Arrakis. So now I’m picturing a like Tom and Jerry-esque cartoon where it is Mousead’Dib and the cat is the sand worm and the desert is a giant litter box… 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe it’s just a comic strip gag but feels solid
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Halloween decorating in full swing. The pumpkin stack was dollar tree, the faces were painted on by Flower. It was gonna be a porch decoration but accidentally got indoor only lights to stuff inside so now it’s a living room decoration
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People joke about catching strays when a partner is mad about what bad dream versions of them did. Meanwhile bad dream me has my wife going “nope, fake news, dreamslop, no chance”
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Shiryu Saint Seiya: Dragon's Fist Attack
Alt: Shiryu Saint Seiya, guy has a small shield on his forearm and he’s using it to block a bunch of attacks rapid fire from different angles
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Flower: “I had a really bad dream last night, you were in it” Me: “Oh? What was it?” ::describes real life situation type dream:: “and then you were really mean to me, so I knew it was a dream because that’s too out of character for you” 💪🏼😇🪽 must be doing something right.
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I'M An Angel See My Wings
Alt: Keanu reeves from “good fortunes” saying “I'M An Angel See My Wings” as he turns and points over his shoulder at the wings on his back
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1st autumn fog of the season 🍂🌫️😶‍🌫️🫖. yum 😋
Picture of a Starbucks cup on my desk. Showing a grande hot London fog latte w/ 2 pumps of vanilla and 2 pumps of pumpkin sauce aka an “Autumn Fog”
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine a world where we were celebrating 50 yrs of muppet show alongside 50 yrs of SNL because they just trusted the format and let it do its thing. Celebrities love doing muppets stuff they gush about it all the time hosts would never have been in short supply
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saw this guy (hawk? Falcon? Bird of prey of some kind?) this morning walking by work. Was only maybe 10ft away from his perch on the sign post before he flew off
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He makes a killing posting Root pics
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
God HHN has gotten painfully expensive. We’re looking at 1 night tickets for Flower and I $192 to get us in the door, $725 if we want express passes Parking on top + food and bev it’s potentially a $1,000 for a night in the fog That’s just bonkers
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You remember that scene in snowpiercer where they realize bullets are extinct All the recent talk about depleted stockpiles and exhausted supplies and stuff just kind of reminds me of that… Like is there a Chris evans type at the back of the train doing the 1+2+2+1 math of it all? 👀🤔
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saw this little guy while we were shopping for fall decor stuff. Thought he looked like Theodore getting ready to go apple picking or something lol @dimension20.dropout.tv #Dimension20 #MisfitsAndMagic
A statue of a very smartly dressed little woodland creature who looks like they’re about to go apple picking and stroll through a pumpkin patch
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally saw Coyote vs. Acme, so glad we did it was so so good
Thoroughly enjoyed this film. Lots of great jokes, tons of classic looney gags and plenty of references to looney tunes history that showed it was a movie made by people who really got it.
Even teared up a bit at a couple parts.
So glad this saw the light of day, though it kind of opens Pandora's box... how many other films have been canned or abandoned to development hell because of executive sabotage like this almost
was.
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't have a fancy sticker site, at this point I'm still operating entirely word of mouth - less convenient than most, I know. And yet every time this dude does something, I get a rush of new clients 95% of whom specifically state in their email seeking to get away from Sticker Mule And as...
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Watching Devil’s Mouth fun little shark movie but it’s like Toxic Friend the movie (guest starring a shark) and it makes me so fricken angry
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2 yrs is likely optimistic, the only thing that might save it the number of places that they can’t play the “sell the land and lease it back” scam because they’re already rented spaces or like kfc/pizza hut combo franchisees where the rules are different
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am truly so pumped I’ve never gotten to see a proper film print of it. It’s so exciting
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OMG so hyped!! Just bought tickets for Flower and I to see my #1 most favoritest horror movie of all time. The Enzian is screening a 35mm print of In the Mouth of Madness as part of their Halloween lineup
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Sam Neill Screaming in Mouth of Madness Bus
Alt: Sam Neill Screaming on a bus from in the Mouth of Madness
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Kim Hanley @kimhanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I always recommend that short to people as a notable piece of animation. It was one of those blink and you miss it bits of culture that just shouldn’t be missed or lost
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