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I was so afraid the Red October talk would have jinxed the Phillies.

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That last one was in front of his mother who apologized and said he couldn’t help it. That was a different situation but I still ended up groped. Anyway, many more situations but you get the point.

The guy who parked in front of my house to see if I was going out without him. The chronic shoulder massager at my first office job. The guy in college who shoved his hand down my pants during our first kiss. The man with a developmental disability who grabbed my breasts at my retail job.

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I was interested in watching West Wing (never saw the original run) and M told me not to bother right now, it'd be too depressing.

KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Laptops are meant to move and not every task requires two monitors. Go outside if you are able!

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have a little patio table set and work from there when the weather permits it. Whenever I take a zoom call from there people look at me like I’m attending a hippie outdoor school.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is so cool how the berries are lassoed in like that!

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My fantasy football team is 2-0! The men have been rewarded with juice boxes and donut holes. Now we start thinking of week 3: the annual matchup against my brother’s team.

Screencap of my fantasy football win in week 2. I have 150pts, my opponent scored 117.3

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My boomer take: wearing goggles at your alcohol-soaked playoff lockerroom party gives the same energy as wearing a poncho on a log flume.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tomorrow starts the first five day workweek I’ve had since August and I am a little unwell about it.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Boy howdy did I mash that heart button. ;)

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have an iphone, a PC tablet, a (camera less) PC desktop computer, a 2FA device on my phone, and a password manager. I am resistant to passkeys because I feel like they’re not going to work across all 3 devices. Please do your thing and tell me why I’m wrong.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I could write an ode to this Tastykake cherry pie.

KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For his birthday, the illustrious @coldchef.bsky.social gifted me with an original work of art! Happy (belated) birthday to the original mail Nerd!

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And that quarterback is Josh Allen, btw.

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Third year in my brother's fantasy league. After two years of doing things correctly and landing in 10th place, this year I drafted my QB in the first round. Yahoo gave me an F for my performance. It's okay, they don't appreciate us lone wolves.

Screenshot of my team name: RussellMania III. The team icon is a burning trash can.

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I'm tickled pink that there are adults now who don't remember and/or weren't born yet. You don't want that in your memory bank, springing to the forefront when the September sky is a gorgeous blue or a plane seems to fly too low.

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If you were a grown-ass person on 9/11/01 and remember it ALL, I give you permission to skip the remembrance porn. We're not going to forget. It's unforgettable.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How many shares of Disney stock do I have to own in order to send a strongly worded letter of advice? Is ten enough?

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“Smartest AP person alive” is begging to be added to your LinkedIn page if you have one.

KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

To the person who found my 5-day old phone on the train yesterday and turned it into PATCO lost and found: may your pillow always be cool, may your favorite foods always be on sale, and may your path be forever sunny. And Go Birds. 🦅

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Totally! My grandmother left us slightly incorrect versions of all of her recipes. Some of them took a few years to solve.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I know my Jeep is 14 years old but holy moly every three months it tosses up a variation of the same electrical problem. I don’t want to buy another car in this economy but I selfishly don’t want to be an over-50 year old who has to ask her Mom or MIL to borrow their car.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Funny how the Sussexes are the attention seekers when I literally know where Prince George will be on Wednesday.

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KimBOOrly R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have 20+ days of official summer left plus the penalty minutes given by climate change.

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And wouldn't the Devil be below and not above? The whole thing is wild.

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Also what is WRONG with some of you?

Question: what do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining. I have sun shower correctly selected but one of the options is the devil is beating his wife.

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Every few years I take a quiz like this and somehow think I’m going to beat it because I say cray-on not crown but here I am still sounding like I don’t pump my own gas. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Screen cap of a dialect map saying I talk most like someone from New Jersey, where I live. The city most like me is Philadelphia, 25 minutes away from me.

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And I have been destroyed in the best of ways. It was such a gorgeous, kind, and humble story.