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Kimberly Lemming

@kimberlylemming.bsky.social
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Hallmark meets bloodshed |USA Today Best Selling Fantasy Romance Author |33| she/her| Repped by @millercallihan linktr.ee/KimberlyLemming

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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The ARC for I Punched An Alien And Now We're In Couples Therapy is now live on NetGalley!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Fuck I love throwing money at artists. @msartsy.bsky.social did this one!
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
So excited to see Automatic Noodle on @bookriot.bsky.social's best books of 2025, along with great new work from @charliejane.bsky.social, @aeosworth.bsky.social, Lee Lai, @khanwong.bsky.social, @kimberlylemming.bsky.social and more!! bookriot.com/best-books-o...
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Best Books of 2025
Picking the best books of the year was no easy task, but we sure had a lot of fun doing it. We present you with our picks for the best books of 2025!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Once again, @wingbuffet.bsky.social out does himself for the cover of I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy! If you thought Dory and her crew were wild, you ain't seen nothin yet!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Hate when I'm playing a cozy farming game and all the hot people die because I flirted with a sailor who carried smallpox.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I'm in NYC for a panel at comic con today, which is super exciting to be clear. More importantly: THERES SO MANY FOOD OPTIONS, I LOVE THIS CITY!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My Boyfriends Are All Monsters comes out tomorrow!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I close on my house on Friday and I've got a problem Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's come go my attention that Lok fans wanted more art of him to get a better idea of what he looks like. The only commissions I have aside from that comic are some NSFW art from my patreon. I can't really post that here without getting banned, so please enjoy these tasteful crops.
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Historian here: “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just made it to DC for the next stop on my tour! Too bad there's currently a filthy geriatric nazi taking up space in there but the architecture of the White House is still cool.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Aliens is on the USA Today Bestseller list! 😭
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Courage and honor come in many forms.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A little sneak peek into I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com done by the fabulous Ioana Muresan!!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The early reviews for I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com keep coming in, and they are cracking me up! Have you found a copy out in the wild yet? If so, post a pic so I can see how far this fever dream has traveled!
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Avalon Free Public Library @avalonlibrary.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Happy #NewBookTuesday! We've rounded up 13 of this week's best new #books for you to enjoy across a range of genres, so click below to discover what might be your next favorite read! Includes @kimberlylemming.bsky.social, @alleneskens.bsky.social, @sarahjones.bsky.social, @rebeccaromney.com & more!
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Best New Books: Week of 2/18/25
Mark Greaney, Evie Wyld, Kimberly Lemming, Allen Eskens, and more.
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Mollified.Moments @mollifiedmoments.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Happy pub day to I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by @kimberlylemming.bsky.social! 5⭐—Toto the talking lion + dinosaurs = an instant win. Sci-fi rom-com chaos in the best way! #booksky #bookreview #happypubday
A vibrant setup featuring a tablet displaying the cover of I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by Kimberly Lemming. The cover art depicts a woman being carried by an alien, with a pink T-Rex and a lion in the background. To the left of the tablet, a pink toy dinosaur emerges from lush green plants. Below, a polished piece of gembone—a fossilized dinosaur bone with mineralized patterns—rests on a metal stand. The background is filled with warm sunlight, trailing vines, and colorful hanging beads.A close-up photo of a piece of gembone, a fossilized dinosaur bone with vibrant mineralization, held in a hand. The crystallized patterns shimmer under the light, showcasing rich colors and intricate details.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Today's the day!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Day 01 of @loveyallbookfest has been a blast to far and THE @heyashposton was my signing buddy! Talk about a fangirl moment!
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Map of lower U.S. centered on Gulf of Mexico with this text over Gulf of Mexico. "Gulf of Meaningless Distraction While The Rich Who Pay No Taxes Loot the Treasury & Burn the Constitution"
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Stand with science. Always.
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Smart Bitches @smartbitches.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My guest today is @kimberlylemming.bsky.social and we had a TIME. I also found out the origin of her pen name. It's HILARIOUS.
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654. Dialogue and Shenanigans with Kimberly Lemming
Kimberly Lemming’s new book, I Got Abducted By Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in A Rom-Com is out this week. What’s inside? A fantasy world with underfunded researchers and mishandled animal restoratio…
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think my Spotify is having a stroke but you know what? Hell yeah.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Another day of hemming pants for my short ass.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The long wait is finally coming to an end! Aliens hits the shelves on the 18th, and I'm so excited for this unhinged fever dream to be out in the world! Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The child marriage crisis affects 12 million girls every year. And there's nothing romantic about that. That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage. Won't you join us? 100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs. The link is in my bio.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The way I've just started using THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND YEETED A LOVE POTION AT A WEREWOLF as the bar to figure out if my next title is too long. Is it longer than Felix's shadow tentacles? No? We ride.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I loath Facebook, but I live for the drama of Black Peopels Pound Cakes. Where else am I gonna see grown adults crash out over a peach cobbler pound cake? I'm asking honestly, I wanna leave meta 🤣
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I refilled my bird feeder for the first time in a while since I figured they might not be able to forage much with the cold snap we've been having. It has now devolved into gang violence. Ever see a finch drop kick a cardinal? I have.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!!!! We're about a month away until my little alien fever dream hits the shelves, and I'm ready to hit the tour trail along with it! Hope to see you all there!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM hits the shelves next month! In the meantime, make sure you've got your solar powered phone case and plenty of bonnets! There's no light sockets on planet Waffles.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM made the February 2025 Library Reads list! @libraryreads
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
How about you just answer the question, Google? Writing is hard enough with out all this JUDGEMENT!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm writing my draft non linearly for the first time in my life and its such a lawless feeling. Gotta close these time gaps less the literary popo come banging down my door.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I don't make new year resolutions, so this time I'm making a crab boil so I can pretend the pot is a cauldron and I'm a witch threatening to curse the new year if it doesn't give me what I want. Fear me 2025, you odd numbered bitch.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Watching Hot Frosty. This man is 2% thought 98% arm veins.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The new cover version is up on the US Amazon page! (Link in bio) it's not currently hooked up to the ebook, as I have to finagle that with Amazon and that might take a while with Christmas. It should show up in other territories in the coming week, but for now, you can order it if you are in the US.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I don’t think I can ever forgive BEASTARS for being as good as it is. Like...how do I explain this to anyone that walks in the room when I'm watching it? "You don't understand! Yea it's sexed up Zootopia but my brother in Christ the PLOT!"
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mistlefoe is back with a brand new cover from @wingbuffet !!! I'll take down the original cover from Amazon and upload this one on the 17th. So, if you'd still like to add the OG cover to your shelf, you've still got time to do so! That cover will also stay up as a poster on my redbubble shop!
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I would like to formally apologize to my people for not just putting an S on the end of my pen name. I'm sorry. Idk why I did this to you.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Went to the ER for food poisoning, and the nurse shot me in the hip with something for the nausea and GODS! Haven't had a shot hurt this bad since the peanut butter shot in boot camp. I'm breaking up with shrimp. It's been fun, but I don't deserve to be dogged out like this. Crustacean full of lies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/11/2024
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Don't just decide to deepclean your house. Take advantage of black Friday deals and get yourself a carpet cleaner. Don't just look up a video when the instructions don't make a lick of sense. Crash out and threaten Cthulhu with bodily harm. Now your couches smell like fresh Spring. ✨️Hoover✨️
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Eating better sucks. I miss bacon.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Does a rock ring count as a mushroom circle, or am I about to join the stone fae specifically? Either way, Earth is ghetto. I'm jumping in.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If Tiktok gets banned, what video app are we moving to? Is Vines coming back? I need my dopamine clips.
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Kimberly Lemming @kimberlylemming.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Starting to think I can only write under the crushing weight of a deadline. That said, this chapter is FLYING!
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