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another yeehaw queer with a camera in the pnw

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the shawmill
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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M. DIAMOND PHOTOGRAPHY 📷 @nounverb911.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BLUE SKY & GOLDEN MAPLE, Kyoto 2024 #blueskyartshow #golden #photography #kyoto
The golden leaves of a maple tree in Kyoto glow in the bright sunlight of an autumn day against a blue sky.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
working a regular job is so lame, all i want to do in my off time is take pictures and sleep but all i do is sleep. i now see why common folk are so sad
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i now see why
screenshot of text conversation between my mom and myself. first text from me says "we are watching football, university of Oregon vs Portland state. U of O made 4 touchdowns in the 1st quarter, theres 4 mins left in the 2nd and it is 42-0, I feel bad for Portland state!" mom responded with "Poor Beavers🦫 😞" so I said "LOL, not the Beavers!!! Portland State is the Vikings, beavers are Oregon State" and she hit back with "Ooops🤪 poor Vikings😭"
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm built for taking pictures and shitposting, not this sports stuff. i like the drinking booze part of it though
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why can they not just..kick it through the big yellow sticks any time ? are those not goal posts??
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i am watching football. i have so many questions
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Ed Sinclair @edsinclair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
M2 / Nokton 50mm 1.2 / 5219 500T #filmphotography
An orange sodium streetlamp against a blue dusk sky, beside the old HM Stationers building in Anglia Square in Norwich.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me every morning until approximately 3pm
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i will forever read AI as AL, like who the hell is this man
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i never liked that white lips, pale face man
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some happy news to cap off the evening <3
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my first thought was "I wonder what app they used to get this effect," social media has ruined me
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
modern day struggle is wanting to share pics of my cute ass niece and nephew but being worried they'll end up as some grok-esque CP
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
jonesing for another covid shot
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
y'all are so annoying! fine, I'll get some Azure tomorrow. stop nagging me
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
does anybody else spend the entire length of a movie researching the cinematograhy instead of actually watching or am I alone in this
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Brad Hurley @bradhurley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The slingshot tree 📷Vredeborch Felica 🎞️Fomapan 400 (expired) #filmphotography
A tall dead tree with two large broken-off branches makes a shape like a slingshot against a partly cloudy sky. Smaller trees and a large weeping willow surround the "slingshot tree" and a small pond is visible to the left.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my life goal is to shoot aircraft on film and make a living, is that too much to ask
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Matty G @amattyg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am working on an important article about White Saviors in Portland that are driving up the suicide rates in the metro area. Please slide in my DMs to be interviewed, this is urgent. Thank you for your support, I love you!
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
got a dozen shots left on this roll of film, on track to finish it within the week. why am I more hesitant with kodak gold than I was with tri-x? color is much more intimidating
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Greg Brown @gwbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
bridges @harmanphoto.co.uk #azure #believeinfilm #boston
false color photo of Zakim Bridge in Boston, with a railroad tressle and chain link in front. Yashica MATfalse color photo of Zakim Bridge in Boston, the orange line in the foreground… not so orange  
Yashica MATfalse color photo of Zakim Bridge in Boston
Yashica MATrailroad trestle over the Connecticut Rive in Northampton MA
Pentax 645N
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
am i trauma bonded with my moots yet
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/12/2025
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group of people dancing with various captions, the central figure is labeled 

me, just trying to vibe 

surrounded by other figures labeled 
another remake
societal collapse
the Epstein Files
existential dread
thoughts and prayers crowd
CIA
NSA
artificial intelligence
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okibi ☯️ @gravelife.com · 11/09/2026
slowly accepting that i have no idea what will happen next
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi folks. Do you have any idea how isolating it is to be trapped behind bars? I know writing an anarchist prisoner is psychologically off-putting because what would you even say and it takes multiple steps (stamps, an envelope, etc) away from your computer. But PLEASE. I can make it easy for you:
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Papa Bushtit with one of his sons. #Bushtitoftheday #birds #nature
Two small fluffy gray birds perched closely together on a branch against a dark green background.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking bewildered
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Ralph Brandi @thereisnocat.com · 10/09/2026
B&W Deli & Pizzeria I love the look I get from this 21mm Biogon lens. 34th Street, so right on the border between Chelsea and Hell’s Kitchen in Manhattan. Contax III, Reflx Lab 50D AHU, ECN-2 development. #BelieveInFilm
People walk away from the intersection having just crossed the street. Behind them, a storefront with signs saying “B&W Deli & Pizzeria”; as a building on a corner, the sign if visible on both walls. There is a sign coming down from the awning on one street that says “Fresh Cut Flowers” with a large illustration of flowers.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
why would I leave the house for pasta and cocktails when I have cheap gin and kraft mac at home ? silly goose
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bothered that I never knew there's a roll of film in disposable cameras, maybe I am a bit dull
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
him: "we need a female for this mission, you grew up on a farm, can you still handle a rifle?" her: "I can knock the nipples off a chicken"
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
highly recommend watching The Last Ship if you want to feel better about yourself. it's like porn but for folks whose entire lives revolve around the fact that they weren't in the navy and don't look like channing tatum
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
went from smoking 4 cigs a day to vaping 7 hours a day to sucking on 12 zyn's a day. hey siri, what the fuck
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i thought special k meant ketamine when i initially read this, time for bed. goodnight
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 09/09/2026
everyone stop having fun with me online im supposed to be asleep rn
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
is this why my feed is suddenly 28% furries
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’m farting. it’s not pretty
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've got post notifications turned on for only two accounts, @noelreports.com and @pantspants.bsky.social. that's all you need to know about me
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bring me the magic oink meat
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Gav Gordon🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @gavgordontogo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Change your heart Look around you #FujiX70 #FujiXseries
Black-and-white landscape photo showing large trees on a misty shore, perfectly reflected in the calm water surface below.
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why is everything funnier after 10pm
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
first rule of bluesky is do not look at your previous posts. shame lives there
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kimber @kimberebmik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
.....why hadn't I thought of this before..the real Party Store
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