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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
They’re forcing DEI into all of my video games.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Agreed….
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Westerners…..
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ah… it’s nearly time for my vasectomy.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I just need a massage…
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ah… how embarrassing to trouble everyone over this… [Still… Yao knows a thing or two about aging pains.]
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ah… yes… perhaps that would help. I’m just… afraid of moving right now.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
AH! S-suddenly I’m feeling so much better!!
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Hgh— No, no, there’s no need to trouble anyone over this… [He’s like, visibly in agony.] I appreciate the offer, Alfred-san, but sometimes you don’t know your own strength.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ah, you’re right… I don’t have American insurance. It’s alright. I’ll just lay here.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Could I have it back, please?
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
…N-no. I wasn’t singing, I need to go to the hospital.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Who took my 19 dollar Fortnite card…?
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Ah, my back…! Ah, my hips…! Ah, my neck—
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
…Alright, then… if you’ve really put that much work into it… [He’s just sort of permissive when it comes to Feli. 😔]
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
…How did you know about it, first of all? And who is the poster board benefitting?
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
…I shall hold my tongue.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I am AGING.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I have to undergo a proctological examination tomorrow. Please, do not inform Feliciano-kun.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Ah…
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
[Why does he just casually have that much oil.] Ah, I’m afraid you just missed him. Perhaps next time…
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What a miracle…
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What a shame… I heard that Arthur-san was looking for someone to wrestle naked while covered in oil. I suppose he’ll have to find someone else…
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
…Thank you.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The colonoscopy is over, but the trauma may forever remain. Feliciano-kun can let go of my hand now.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
That is exactly the mindset I was afraid you’d have…
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
None of you are certified.
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Alfred F. Jones @eagletears.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I won't be available tomorrow. I'll be doing anesthesia for a colonoscopy
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𝐈𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 🌻 @hwsrussia.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A license has nothing on determination and a dream.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt! @mein-gott.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I won't be available tomorrow, I have to perform an evil colonoscopy.
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𝙎𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙆 𝘼𝘿𝙉𝘼𝙉 @sadikadnan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
✦ HWS Türkiye ✦ Matches Detail ✦ (N)SFW ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ❝𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵!❞
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Please... only refrain from kissing my face during the exam. It'll give the wrong impression.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Please do not educate me at a time like this. I'm dealing with some very difficult emotions.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
...Thank you, Feliciano-kun. I don't anticipate that.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Why would you want to hold my hand during my colonoscopy?!
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I...I'd like to withdraw my request for a male practitioner.
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yes, but I'll be... Well, I'll be a bit distracted...
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
In what way? For whom?
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
...To my colonoscopy?
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
𝙷𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗 ☆ 𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚞 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤: ❀ matches length and seriousness ❀ MDNI— nsfw, 18+ ❀ au friendly #hetaliarp
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𝙎𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙆 𝘼𝘿𝙉𝘼𝙉 @sadikadnan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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𝗞𝗶𝗸𝘂 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮 @kikuhonda.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I won't be available tomorrow, I have a colonoscopy appointment...
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