NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Life is a neverending cycle of using a given social media platform, getting sick of it and then ditching it for the next downloaded app 180
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I saw someone repost Jody on Instagram and I missed her so I came back... For now 070
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 27/12/2023Dad called me and was like hey I just noticed the car needed an oil change so I'm headed to the mechanic. Like bro... Imagine realizing you need to do something and then immediately doing it instead of going home and Laying Down 0130
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 27/12/2023Enclosing a large number of mice within my living room and watching my cats go nuts (TV broken) 0112
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 27/12/2023Being an adult is waking up at two and sitting down to watch TV when you have 2 chapters of reading, an essay and a quiz due in like 24 hours 120
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 26/12/2023The three ghosts of Christmas past visited me the other night and told me to start posting again. Kinda felt like a threat 0141
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 26/12/2023Heard when you hit 400 followers you grow two extra hands so you can post faster than ever 081
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 26/12/2023Social media breaks are out work breaks are in (scrolling mindlessly on my phone for 15 minutes in the bathroom) 050
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 26/12/2023I was sentenced to roll a rock up a hill for the rest of eternity. I escaped though 140
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Running for president because it's technically free I think 081
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Sorry I've been gone I put on fake nails and couldn't type 090
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 23/11/2023AI art suggestion: a baby cutting it's fingernails 020
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Syphilis except he's on hold with Bank of America for eternity 1102
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Been on hold with Bank of America for 17 minutes. They want me to give up 290
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Hydration is a myth. I haven't touched water in 13 years 050
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 19/11/2023They should remake Frozen except it's with a bunch of dudes from Ohio 091
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 19/11/2023Took too much Vyvance can't stop perceiving the world in 8735p please help 170
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 19/11/2023Liking your post before I unfollow because I love sending mixed signals 0101
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 19/11/2023I would pay 1000$ to sit alone in a dark room and vape for 2 hours 0150
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 19/11/2023Call me the break groveller the way I be grovelling for breaks 060
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 18/11/2023You can tell me to yield to pedestrians all you want but who's the one driving the car 0162
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 18/11/2023Putting on chapstick and rubbing my lips together vigorously to waste time 1131
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 18/11/2023Naming my baby "Baby" (quotation marks included) 081
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 16/11/2023Hate logging onto Instagram. Always end up buying some sketchy shit fr 040
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 14/11/2023I don't believe in Crocs. You know, ideologically 050
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Signing up for a credit card and going into debt to spice things up a little 060
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Remaking that one soup I used to make when I had an eating disorder. Gotta see how it actually tastes 160
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Mark my words I will call out to witness my cat's first snow 080
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Selling my backache on FaceBook Marketplace for $12 070
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Asking someone I've never met before if I gained weight 061
NPC Mode @kieroticneutral.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Getting paid 16$ an hour to stare at an unlocked door 1110
