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KidsDrAcula

@kidsdrdave.bsky.social
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I try to help kids stay healthy. I listen to podcasts, Phish, and mostly albums released from 1983-1993. And I don't believe in armadillos. He/Him/His. Psalms 109:8

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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 13h
Digger rules, you guys. I know there's some bad reviews and it isn't doing great at the box office, but if you want to see a movie that makes you think and laugh, go see it.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20h
I can't believe I've already reached the happier that Michigan lost than sad MSU lost time of year
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 21h
Donated Double Red Blood Cells ✅ Got Covid and RSV vaccines ✅ Got told that Discount Tire won't fix a 10 year old tire's pressure monitor 👎 Vaguely paid attention to MSU vs Wisconsin football 👎 Gonna see Digger tonight 🤔 #Saturday
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The 10 year old son of a woman I work with was murdered 20 years ago in a botched burglary attempt, along with his stepmom. The case has been unsolved all this time, but a suspect was charged and arrested today 🙏
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ohio, keep the sniveling on your side of the state line, please
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@lindaholmes.bsky.social is Jeff Alexander (M. Giant) still in the business and online anywhere? Just thought about him and realized I haven't seen anything he's done since I left Twitter.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scheduling 3 month medication follow-ups in January now 😳
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thread 🏆
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry I used AI but this is too funny
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank God, Trey is older than me again
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy Bibler
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somebody posted or reposted a picture of a white hat with a date printed on the side. I can't find it now - does anyone remember it?
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Godzilla & Minilla: Bedtime Story Tap
ALT: Godzilla & Minilla: Bedtime Story Tap
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going insane in an endless loop trying to log in to our EZ Pass account. Need the account number to reset the password. Have NOTHING with the account number anywhere in my emails. I am SEVERELY IRKED.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is this MSU game still in the first half? I've got things to do.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin. Verlander.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a party at the zoo that included walking around the exhibits at night. An orangutan whose bed is rudely next to a big window seemed a little annoyed by us. Other than that we saw a bunch of snakes and this elephant. Next time maybe I don't know - schedule these things in daylight?
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Live Bait 25 Antelope is rather chaotic
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cracks me up how people get upset about legitimate Wordle solutions they've never heard of. Expand your vocabulary! It's fun!
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was given this very good cookie an hour and a half ago and this is all I've wanted to eat. God bless Zepbound
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
However you feel about his policies, you have to admit Donald Trump is the worst president in living memory at standing
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went back and listened to the whole Sci-fi Soldier set, and guess what there's a reason they only play The Howling anymore
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SAME HERE BUDDY
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Wolf of Wall Street: One Of Us! DiCaprio, Hill
ALT: Wolf of Wall Street: One Of Us! DiCaprio, Hill
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I keep seeing all this Fat Bear week stuff online and meanwhile my wife and I are all
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Aidy Bryant: Been There, Done That on SNL
ALT: Aidy Bryant: Been There, Done That on SNL
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just remembered AGAIN that the Brewers are in the National League now
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm going to pretend I never heard about Phish fall tour
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dave invents foods part 29 Roast chicken drippings spread on a toasted English muffin AMAZING
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deer zoomies!
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still waiting. Maybe when I retire it will happen.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bet none of you are at an inflatable costume kickball birthday party
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Paid $98 for an oil change yesterday even with a $25 off coupon 😡
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Small town festival drone show!
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oof
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm still trying to figure out which friend group had an inside joke about flying too close to the moon
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok besides making breakfast I've been scrolling these apps for 5 hours now. I need to schedule some stuff to do or this will become who I am.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🏊
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wife is just now showing me video of alumni band from last week. Here I am with the brass mellophone not entirely sure how to do the horn choreography that the current band does but I'm too old
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I should delete that video of me singing
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you ever get bummed that you can't sing in the same range as Peter Cetera? No? Just me? K.
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 y/o me would be sad that 40 years later I never invented the bionic eye, but also surprised that no one else had, either
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have to keep my in-laws occupied for a couple of hours while my wife goes to the doctor #PrayForMe
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's too humid this morning
Fogged up office window
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sweet moon shot in downtown Indy
Crescent moon over the Indianapolis skyline with a Purdue sign
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm pumped as hell to dig into this cookbook after watching dozens of her videos where she cooks amazing food like a maniac and flips us off
Olivia Tiedemann's cookbook, Eat Like the Rich

Pictured: a woman eating lasagna like she dgaf
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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Football is back and it's 50-something degrees outside? Well...
Orc: "Looks like candy corn is back on the menu, boys"
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not one category right 😭 Connections Puzzle #1191 🟦🟪🟪🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just remembered that I slipped and used the phrase "wild ass guess" while talking to the parents of a preschooler today
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KidsDrAcula @kidsdrdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1 like = 1 Alaskan brown bear photo
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