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KidCryptid

@kidcryptid.bsky.social
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Local Cryptid, miniature painter, aspiring computer scientists, and lore whore.

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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 8h
Eveyone thinks a werewolf is so scary but in my mind I constantly think about how much more terrifying a wereMOOSE would be!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 9h
God speed lil doodle
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nonsense
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cuties!!!!!!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A great quote I heard today. "Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable." Cesar A. Cruz
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me when I play my Olivia Opulent Outlaw deck. 🦇🤠💅
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Between Trench Crusade and Blasphemous. Im really digging devine horror!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
300%!!!!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it a hot take to say that just because a book has spooky monsters in it doesn't mean its good horror? If you dont create tension and get reader buy in enough to feel scared with the characters its just a book with some supernatural things in it.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With a big scary fuck all alien in it????
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Sweet Basil @sweetbasil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The past two years have been so full of love and growth with @kidcryptid.bsky.social. Seeing myself through his kind eyes is a gift. I'm so happy for such a calm, gentle giant in my life. I am better for it ❤️ Happy two year anniversary, my love!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy 2 year aniversery to the amazing @sweetbasil.bsky.social. They have been a gorgeous shining beacon of optimism and compassion in my life and I am better for it. They have made me feel more loved and accepted into their life than I ever thought possible. Here is to many more journeys together!!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh man I didnt think he could do it but now he looks even more like a turtle!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God save us from old men
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The point of the movie Starship Troopers is that Paul Verhoeven gets the audience to support the soldiers before slowly revealing to the audience that they’ve been duped into cheering for Nazis. Costumes play a huge role in this, providing a signifier that the humans might be the villains. 1/2
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Space Force Uniform Inspired By Quasi-Satirical Film 'Starship Troopers'
The president shared photos on Truth Social of the uniforms, which include in their color palette "space gray" and "midnight black" as well as knee-high leather boots
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We should buy VCRs
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Mamabird @jaybirdnest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Humans need water for survival NOT data centers!
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SVB Station @svbstation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is something that really shouldn't have been normalized in the gaming industry.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dear American population at large. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HARRY POTTER A THING AGAIN. FFS Just drink butterscotch schnapps and read better fantasy novels like a fucking adult.
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André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this one is especially egregious
A single panel comic hand drawn illustration of Barret Wallace from FF7 gesturing disgustedly to a screenshot from nvidia's atrocious DLSS 5 slop that leaked, showing a photo of what was once Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but is now a yassified Al model standing in a flatly lit Instagram environment. Barret's text box reads "We're killin' the planet for THIS shit?"
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Silenthilldude👻🇬🇹 @silenthilldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hot take books are way better than TV and I LOVE TV.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I run so much red I gotta go with ol reliable.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every time I see an AI companies logo all I see is the community butthole flag.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Happy Tears
ALT: Happy Tears
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have!!!!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was the price shown on the shelf and if so was it a paper or digital tag?
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I fucking LOVE monster hunter but also this is an extremely valid take. Lol
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fantastic dress!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am so hype to finaly have a dwarf kindred deck that actually has support. I cant wait to bring my super flavorful bracket 3 go wide equipment/treasure tokens deck to my local tables! ❤️
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
MtG hot take of the day: I think boros artifacts decks are way more fun and interesting than blue artifact decks.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Office Fist Bump
ALT: Office Fist Bump
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
B AND C!!!!
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, 500 MegaWatt Data Center… What'd I say?” “DATA CENTER.” “What’s it called?” “DATA CENTER.” “That’s right! DATA CENTER…”
Image of monorail-huckster Lyle Lanley from THE SIMPSONS
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
After full spoilers these seem to be my favorites I am going to be theory crafting for a while. The vibes are correct
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ok i might want to build this man because he sounds chill as fuck.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ok so far I have 4 cards from MBC that have sparked my interest. Temur group hug Lands and WUBRG opps all curses are neck and neck with Mardu Marathon Man not far behind.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
RIP 😭
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The fuck indeed lol
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love everything about this.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Sackville-Bagginses look like they practice lawful evil polyamory. 🤣
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sorry big cat. But hey draft is alive and fun!
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Only two exceptions I have are people using them and lying about it for some wierd fake gamer cred and young kids relaying on them too much and not getting to working thier critical thinking muscles enough.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using them not evil play games however you enjoy if people need them and it doesn't lessen thoer experiance thats fine.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My top 4 commanders look like an issue of Zoobooks and I dont know what that says about me. 🤣
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Who the fuck is Halo? 🤣
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What I miss? Lol
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Sweet Basil @sweetbasil.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Night in painting nails with @kidcryptid.bsky.social and the youngest.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Someday ill undertand why half the country treats this 80 year old man like a make a wish kid.
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KidCryptid @kidcryptid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have a feeling at some point there will be a genre of games that like survival but it just a fantasy and or scifi version of a homesteading simulator. It will be incredibly popular to anyone born too late to own a house.
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