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Why do you need more friends? What about me? You got enough friends A new one is bad You start spreading around your affection, and it runs thin. Believe me

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 15h

I'll give you $400 if you go in the duty-free shop with no pants on and start yelling, Look at me! Look at me!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 16h

You've got a drinking problem. Get help

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 17h

I guess my parents have sort of a Lyndon Johnson feel to them like there's no satisfactory reason why they became parents like my real parents were assassinated and these people just were next in line for the job

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 18h

Oh, I'll tell you the worst thing about losing a foot Hey, man!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 19h

See, I have money saved up from my valet parking job over the summer and fortunately, that Cutlass's fender I crushed isn't gonna sue

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 20h

You know, you're sneaky like that. Like that thing in that movie

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 22h

But I'm pretty soused Can you tell? No Come on! Well, yeah. I mean, when you were at the bar. You were saying diaphragm instead of diploma

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 23h

I'll bet if your math grades had been higher, you probably could have gotten into Brown

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Shit. I gotta be at my therapist in five minutes What do I do, being at my therapist drunk? How awful

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm gonna defer my admission I think I'll move back in with my mom for a while

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What about that call with half a minute left? Ewing was pushed

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You might want to slow down. There's no alcohol in that

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I was gonna wear my goatee tonight And wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Shit. I gotta be at my therapist in five minutes What do I do, being at my therapist drunk? How awful

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

John Grisham's The Monkey Um, Monkeys, Monkeys, Ted and Alice Carnal Monkeys

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ah. The fan. The trusty fan Everyone brings this to school, uses it for about three or four days... and then shoves it in the closet for the remainder of the semester I use that fan all the time All the time Oh. Okay. Cool

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026