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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 30m

How about name me six empiricist philosophers Okay. Hume Ding! Ding! Uh - Hume

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 1h

Well, you are looking lovely this semester More appropriate for a runway than these environs

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 2h

It's like a piece of chicken wing or a cheese fry

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 3h

I was gonna wear my goatee tonight And wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 4h

Someone put Terms of Endearment in with prison movies. Earl!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 5h

You're not still a student, are you? Oh, yeah. Well, technically At least until I complete my thesis Which is becoming more and more overwhelming each year

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 6h

Don't check your bags. They'll just lose 'em

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 7h

Someone put Terms of Endearment in with prison movies. Earl!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 8h

This third tome has become quite a battle Which is odd because the second book came quite effortlessly

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 9h

That was more of a yield at that stop sign I broke, thanks No. It was more of a yield

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 10h

Nice party Yes, it is About as good as the one three years ago... and much better than last year and the year before Although, in my opinion, this doesn't hold a candle to the one six years ago There was a horse at that one

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 11h

if I were to say Turner & Hooch, what would you say? Comedy Close. We've got a special section for dog pictures

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, I can't change my habits I'll be sleeping all day, awake all night It's Milwaukee It's only an hour's difference, Otis. You won't even notice Yeah, I'll be hungry at 5:00 I'll be ready for the local news at 4:00

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 14h

I'll leave the cable in. You'll get all the Knick games

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 15h

Who would you rather be stranded on a desert island with? MacNeil or Lehrer?

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 16h

Got any stories for me to read? Uh, not yet. I think you're up to date on my oeuvre

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 17h

Did you see the Knicks/Bulls exhibition on Saturday? Call me there to discuss

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 18h

How's your love life, Grover? It's okay. It's a C-plus

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 19h

I'll leave the cable in. You'll get all the Knick games

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 20h

I am so glad to find an actual adult at one of these parties It's really just a bunch of freaked-out kids, huh?

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 21h

I'll give you $400 if you go in the duty-free shop with no pants on and start yelling, Look at me! Look at me!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm not postponing anything I'm postponing months of emotional paralysis

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

John Grisham's The Monkey Um, Monkeys, Monkeys, Ted and Alice Carnal Monkeys

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shit. I gotta be at my therapist in five minutes What do I do, being at my therapist drunk? How awful

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And stop looking at me, Chet I can see he's judging me Stop judging me! Put the broom down! Stop cleaning!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Zach, do you have Dr. Giggles letterboxed? Insane Doctors, right next to Interesting Failures

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is it me, or does Bankrupt come up more often on Wheel of Fortune now?

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My parents fly in from Chicago, rent out these swank digs, booze old Otis up... but apparently it's still not up to his standards

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ding! Max loves Grover Ding! Skippy does Otis Ding! They all do each other

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someone put Terms of Endearment in with prison movies. Earl!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tidy's a lifestyle choice I like to be of service

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In a few hours I'm gonna lose all identity Eight hours ago I was Max Belmont, English major, college senior Now I am Max Belmont who does nothing

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'll give you $400 if you go in the duty-free shop with no pants on and start yelling, Look at me! Look at me!

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Max, are you there? Are you doing a crossword? I have this fear that you're all around the machine giggling or something

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm not postponing anything I'm postponing months of emotional paralysis

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What I used to be able to pass off as just another bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What about that call with half a minute left? Ewing was pushed

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let's hit the Penguin It's, like, what? 1:20? It's almost cocktail hour

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Kicking and Screaming Quote Bot @kickingquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do I - Do I have to start paying back my loan, like, tomorrow?

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