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Khristoff

@khristofflee.bsky.social
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 22h
$10 for downsized portions and small cup when you ask for a medium orange juice and don’t even stay full for long, yeah they done!
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 23h
McDonald’s having small portions for breakfast is my last straw with them!
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This past weekend These promoters in the city tried to book Party Next Door, someone else swooped in a booked him in DC, then they tried to get Don Toliver and he didn’t even show up either had niggas waiting in the building
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She has a girlfriend and asked if I wanted to do a threesome after she asks her about me
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Erykah Badu, milf/cougar type pulled up on me at the lounge, and wanted to take me home, she’s gonna ruin my life isn’t she?
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was already having a bad day then I was using the microwave to get some food and dropped it and this fat nigga breathing all heavy says “all damn man that sucks” I wanted to say “shut your big back fat ass up I’d bet you still eat it to” I was that angry
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why these Young Bonnets just blew a kiss at me 😂😭
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Won the FanDuel promo lol
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This stripper posted a video on IG showing tottied and all and the video still hasn’t gotten deleted???
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What was “the incident” at your high school?
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Send me $50 for lunch” what do yall be ordering that cost that much?
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This girl been acting gay and posting gay/lesbian content for years, and got the 🏳️‍🌈 in her bio, now she toook it out of her bio and been posting straight oriented content, like what’s really going on fr
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can tell when someone lost weight through ozempic vs losing it at the gym or it being drug related
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Like you told us this unprovoked why?
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This girl keeps posting about her BD ain’t shit but was just laid up with the other day this why I don’t follow any BMs/Single moms or try to date em fr
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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
????????????
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why do they all look the same and what’s up with the name sir???
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just seen another AI food menu 🫩
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All my homies from the same hometown made it on the nfl rosters ✊🏾
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m not calling someone I’ve had sex with my “friend”
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How many of these Kehlani after parties are there LMFAO!
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unfollowed this girl because she posted my dm request in the August Dump but didn’t reply to my message
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Like if she’s not coming why are you advertising like she is and then in text saying it’s not affiliated with her
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✨Shut Up B!tch, I know someone who likes it ✨ @shannasince87.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just lying just to lie lol
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not liking anything black adjacent is very anti black tbh
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate when flyers have celebrities plastered on there and they not even hosting it or coming
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don’t see the problem tbh
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Local high school has adopted the same rules and dress code that tuskegee university put up and of course MFs think it’s terrible 😂
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hayden P fucked up the city with this one 😭💔
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Last stage of “niggas ain’t shit” dating a white man
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This lightskin girl that did a storm cosplay and marvel should call her got mad when I said we need storm to be dark skin and melanated
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like why can’t I find something I posted 2 weeks ago???
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m just there to collect my memories madam
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like what!!!
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lakeyah Told Me I Smelled Good You Can’t Tell Me Shit!
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like what is the reason???
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just seen a McDonald’s in my area using an AI flyer 🫩
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Made some money, met one of my childhood favorites, now I’m smoking my weed
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
BOOM!
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why Leon Thomas popped up at a club im at lol
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why do women drive so aggressively be hitting all the curves and bumps talking about some “ooops”
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in open rebellion. @down2marsgirl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this is not content for my age group - I must not be her target audience 😭
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Pussy Parmesan 🐱 @roughrida.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
she is my type of fun 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lionel Richie:
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Like what kind of liquor was you having? And give me some IMMEDIATELY! 🫩😵‍💫😭
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Khristoff @khristofflee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Why was I at the lounge last night and this girl was hanging from the ceiling???
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Jake the Bear 🐻 @looknstr8grzzly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just wanna say this is actually illegal, if you own a restaurant or a business that serves food and you want to advertise you have to actually include real photos of the food you intend to sell
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Frank LeRenard @franklerenard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Can I take your order?" "Yes, I'll have the maggots and deer pellets sub on alligator leather bread--hold the semen--the cancerous meal-worm onion rings, and a Choco-chunk Pepsi to drink."
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Reck @recked.dev · 03/08/2026
Multiple food trucks at Gencon had generated menu images and I'm over here like I would've stood in line if you took a pic off a brick Nokia instead 😭
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