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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good lord, they're huge
The Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie charms, staged next to my house key for scale
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Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buster Keaton was born 131 years ago today, on Oct. 4, 1895 (The Goat 1921)
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you were adapting Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, do you think you'd get to a scary story or a slur first?
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Book 74: should have been a short story with a different title
Cover of The Massacre at Yellow Hill
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crowd could have been better, but a man in my row had his head in his hands for the whole climax, what could be better
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing about my movie pass is if I want to go see a movie for a fourth time in a nearly full theater just to hear other people laugh and scream, I can
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have spent the last 2 hours at working thinking 'I want to go home and watch horror movies', so I'll probably be warping this set asap
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Accidental New York double feature last night
My most recent watched on Letterboxd. Left to right they are: Midnight Cowboy, Highlander, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Mortal Kombat
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're -both- Floridian?!
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll take both a copy of this universe's version of the show, and the alternate one please
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes podcasts are for hearing one young actor be envious of another young actor being on the Santa Clarita Diet, while the one who was on says he can't imagine not having been on it
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listening to a podcast, wincing: oh, he's waiting to be left, he is, unfortunately, just like me fr
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listening to Matt Johnson talk again, after not hearing him for a month, realizing he's the conversational equivalent of a rollercoaster launch
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Definitely just got clocked wearing my monsterfucker shirt at work for the first time
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Book 73: book? Too long. Rereading this, it is so incredibly clear that Martin was always going to get bogged down. Lots of good stuff in here, though.
Cover of A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glad to know you're thinking about Sam and Bruce too, now feel free to implement
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at this smug fuck, and this... lion monkey?
Illustration at the opening of a natural history journal from 1835. The bust of a smug man in a curly wig sits at the apex of a ring; text in the ring portion reads Naturalists and Lovers of Nature, while the text in the ring reads Vol. VIII. 1835. Around the ring is drawings of nature and drawings of drawings of nature. Animals included: a startled vulture, a lion-faced monkey, a kinda smoothed lion, an elephant rolling its eye. There's also trees, rocks, and notebooks with animal sketches.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"This is me in my true form." "A little butterfly?" "A butterfly."
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: Why is my brother so reticent to watch Resident Evil with me? Why doesn't he believe that we'll have a good time? Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing* Him: Oh! A charming mess!!
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Book 72: people on a podcast mentioned being haunted by this book, so I had to check it out. Totally see where they were coming from! Might have rewired my brain if I saw it as a child.
Cover of The Mysteries of Harris Burdick by Chris Van Allsburg
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible logo spotted at work today
A horse skeleton and a human skeleton both functionally rearing, punching at the air
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This month I heard both Tonight Tonight and A Long December in retail spaces and nearly cried in public, movies can change the world
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some days you go to work so you can inform people that Freddy Kruger is a ghost
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing them refer to it definitively as a shriek in a clip, say it's just the sound he ended up making, saying that everyone (including him) was surprised at the sound 💖💖💖
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me trying to work out how to get the stars to align on Whalefall in 4dx
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Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
Alt: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoying movies about Normal Men (TM)
My recent activity on Letterboxd. Left to right, they are: Primetime, two instances of Resident Evil, and Psycho III
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeing one of the things mentioned in the press release for the Nirvanna the Band the Show boxset is "Teasers" - for what, boys?? For what?!
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Bryan going good and great
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Smirk Bryan Hodukavich
Alt: Smirk Bryan Hodukavich
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Update: this guy is now learning about vore
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
noooooooo (This is very cute)
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brain going good and great
A text sent at 7:43 AM that reads "The thing about Resident Evil in 4dx is that they make it snow on you"
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My podcast ads just prove that the computer is not so good at listening to me
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Christian debt removal
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Book 71: it was alright! I think I liked the concept better than the execution, but how am I going to be mad at the gay muder demon sex book?
Cover of Her Heart in My Hands
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Suddenly wildly emotionally invested in the shadow of the possibility that I could see a movie in 4dx this weekend
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The company believes in bringing cats and owners together (in suffering)
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Psychologically torturing yourself with the app
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Describing the fuckass earring occurrences that have driven me to deciding to get my ear pierced to my coworker and she demands to see them, to see what they must look like... My friend, they're just little hoops, the fuckassery is in the soul
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was a sentimental bastard 9 years ago, I'll be a sentimental bastard forever
Kelly Hoolihan • 9y
I'm so grateful to have this show (the whole thing) as a record, as another piece of a friendship that's going on 15+ years. Podcast with the ones you love, folks. That's my advice.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gonna try to bang out a Resident Evil fic in the next five days, because I want to write the story of Body Hurty while the body is, in fact, hurty
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People are knitting the hat to go see the movie 😢
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It won't be talked about the same way, but when discussing cinematic knitwear of the year the Resident Evil sheep hat should be mentioned alongside the Project Hail Mary fox sweater
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The absolute -gender- in horror movies
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just want to be soft and scruffy and have a fuckass little earring and sometimes have blood on my face in an attractive way
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your Honor, I love him ...oh, this has destroyed my character in front of the jury? Life in jail, for me?
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing about looking at Norman Bates is that doing it makes me cry
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway, happy 100th Battling Butler, I love you
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder if people got mad in 1926 about their suspension of disbelief when they are presented this guy (and his guns) as a little wet noodle of a man
Man having a boxing glove put on him by a butler
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The reverse phrenology worked?!
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