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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes podcasts are for hearing one young actor be envious of another young actor being on the Santa Clarita Diet, while the one who was on says he can't imagine not having been on it
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 6h
Listening to Matt Johnson talk again, after not hearing him for a month, realizing he's the conversational equivalent of a rollercoaster launch
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 9h
Definitely just got clocked wearing my monsterfucker shirt at work for the first time
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"This is me in my true form." "A little butterfly?" "A butterfly."
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: Why is my brother so reticent to watch Resident Evil with me? Why doesn't he believe that we'll have a good time? Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing* Him: Oh! A charming mess!!
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible logo spotted at work today
A horse skeleton and a human skeleton both functionally rearing, punching at the air
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This month I heard both Tonight Tonight and A Long December in retail spaces and nearly cried in public, movies can change the world
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some days you go to work so you can inform people that Freddy Kruger is a ghost
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing them refer to it definitively as a shriek in a clip, say it's just the sound he ended up making, saying that everyone (including him) was surprised at the sound 💖💖💖
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me trying to work out how to get the stars to align on Whalefall in 4dx
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Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
Alt: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoying movies about Normal Men (TM)
My recent activity on Letterboxd. Left to right, they are: Primetime, two instances of Resident Evil, and Psycho III
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeing one of the things mentioned in the press release for the Nirvanna the Band the Show boxset is "Teasers" - for what, boys?? For what?!
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Bryan going good and great
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Smirk Bryan Hodukavich
Alt: Smirk Bryan Hodukavich
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Update: this guy is now learning about vore
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Suddenly wildly emotionally invested in the shadow of the possibility that I could see a movie in 4dx this weekend
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Describing the fuckass earring occurrences that have driven me to deciding to get my ear pierced to my coworker and she demands to see them, to see what they must look like... My friend, they're just little hoops, the fuckassery is in the soul
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was a sentimental bastard 9 years ago, I'll be a sentimental bastard forever
Kelly Hoolihan • 9y
I'm so grateful to have this show (the whole thing) as a record, as another piece of a friendship that's going on 15+ years. Podcast with the ones you love, folks. That's my advice.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gonna try to bang out a Resident Evil fic in the next five days, because I want to write the story of Body Hurty while the body is, in fact, hurty
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It won't be talked about the same way, but when discussing cinematic knitwear of the year the Resident Evil sheep hat should be mentioned alongside the Project Hail Mary fox sweater
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just want to be soft and scruffy and have a fuckass little earring and sometimes have blood on my face in an attractive way
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing about looking at Norman Bates is that doing it makes me cry
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder if people got mad in 1926 about their suspension of disbelief when they are presented this guy (and his guns) as a little wet noodle of a man
Man having a boxing glove put on him by a butler
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There should be a parade at The Dark Universe, a parade that's entirely guests and is an angry mob
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The next movie's solution? Making his skull soft with mold, so that they can shape it into a bigger skull
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Godforsaken theater just turned on the brightest lights in creation to tell me to fuck on off from the credits of Resident Evil
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd love to know the thought process that has brought Neon to putting out Nirvanna the Band the Show (the Movie) charms, a thing that both is a touch inexplicable and absolutely something I'll be buying
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind review: I would pay a Lightning Lane's worth of money to not have to listen to those fuck heads talk. Otherwise fantastic ride.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know if anyone would say you can fail a hormone check in, but I sure feel like I did
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would love a chance to see Tony again at my local single screen indie, but they are only showing it at 4 pm or earlier???
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is So Fucking Hot for 10:45 at night
A selfie in front of a pink and purple wall. I'm wearing square glasses and a green shirt.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah, yeah, yeah man, your Tony score, I have questions about your shirt Signed, A Floridian
White guy with dark hair in front of an image of a different white guy with dark hair. He's wearing a white shirt that depicts an alligator wearing sunglasses and surfing. Above the gator floats a pink triangle with yellow script that reads Daytona Beach.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Storm clouds over houses and water
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Listening to a podcast trying to get a furry turn in one of the hosts, and honestly? I think there's a chance.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I will probably never see this Honduran shrimp named Periclimenes rincewindi, woe, woe
4 live color images from Periclimenes rincewindi in situ, on host crinoids. The shrimp is white, red, and transparent.Etymology: Rincewind is a fictional wizard in several Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett, who is well known for his ability to blend in with any situation, despite his penchant for colorful clothing. Used as a noun in the genitive case.
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Agita Publishing @agitapublishing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Agita Magazine issue 2: "Music" is live! Check out stories by Rebecca Bennett, N.R. Fasulo, and Kelly Murashige. Guest edited by O F Cieri. agitamag.com/issue/issue-...
Issue 2, September 2026
"MUSIC"
GUEST EDITOR: O F CIERI
Guest co-editor O F Cieri is a pulp novelist based out of NYC. She is part of the VOIDCON organizing body. For more of her work, visit ofcieri.com

INTRODUCTION: MUSIC
by O F Cieri
Before there were words, there were songs for sex and death.
DONNA MARTIN WILL EAT YOUR FACE
by Rebecca Bennett
The night is chilly, unforgiving, and so is Donna Martin.
EXIGUA
by Kelly Murashige
The tongue-eating louse came for her when she was twenty-one.
OSTINATO
by N.R. Fasulo
That guitar was suddenly a wild animal, shaking and growling.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm getting a new tire
Large bird, possibly a stork, mostly white with black edges and a grayish neck and head. Head feathers are looking scraggly. Wide, three toed feet and a long tan beak. I can see him out the window of where I am getting my tire.
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Getting my brother to watch a HHN walk through video tonight by asking his opinion on if the ring master and clown are gay
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
3 simultaneous lightning strikes, all in the view from my windshield
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sometimes in Florida you get to watch movies in 2DX aka hearing truly cartoonish thunder while the screen shows you sunny skies
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What if instead of an ice cream truck there was an ice cream barge? I could buy a popsicle from a slow moving boat
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lightning going absolutely crazy out here tonight
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me, seeing Travis Bickle buy a bunch of candy: I think a Teenage Sex and Death should happen to him
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
2026 comedies really are saying You Must Imagine Sisypus Happy
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Newest car friend
Cartoon alligator chomping on a skull, all on an orange background. Stylized purple text reads Death Rolls, Not Gender Rolls
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Larry Talbot, showing up and jamming his hands in his pockets and being sad; there's nobody realer than Larry
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is my weekend sorted
Caption of Instagram, showing a picture of two directors, Matt Johnson and Jane Schoenbrun. Underneath, the caption reads: barbenheimer endings are now, tonage sex and death at camp bourdasma your time has come
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Here's a different thing that has made me cry this morning
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People will tell you that starting testosterone will have you crying less, and I'm here to act as a counterbalance to that narrative. Sometimes you will just keep crying, like the soft-hearted bitch you are
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Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sometimes podcast listening is picking up the first episode of a show and fighting back tears as you hear a voice you still listen to every week sound so young, because it's 2014 in your ears
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