Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 6hSometimes podcasts are for hearing one young actor be envious of another young actor being on the Santa Clarita Diet, while the one who was on says he can't imagine not having been on it 100
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 6hListening to Matt Johnson talk again, after not hearing him for a month, realizing he's the conversational equivalent of a rollercoaster launch 100
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 9hDefinitely just got clocked wearing my monsterfucker shirt at work for the first time 000
Reposted by KellyThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1761922364
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"This is me in my true form." "A little butterfly?" "A butterfly." 100
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: Why is my brother so reticent to watch Resident Evil with me? Why doesn't he believe that we'll have a good time? Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing* Him: Oh! A charming mess!! 000
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This month I heard both Tonight Tonight and A Long December in retail spaces and nearly cried in public, movies can change the world 000
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some days you go to work so you can inform people that Freddy Kruger is a ghost 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seeing them refer to it definitively as a shriek in a clip, say it's just the sound he ended up making, saying that everyone (including him) was surprised at the sound 💖💖💖 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me trying to work out how to get the stars to align on Whalefall in 4dxstatic.klipy.comMeonly: Confused Math Lady MemeAlt: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme 020
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeing one of the things mentioned in the press release for the Nirvanna the Band the Show boxset is "Teasers" - for what, boys?? For what?! 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*Bryan going good and greatstatic.klipy.comSmirk Bryan HodukavichAlt: Smirk Bryan Hodukavich 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Suddenly wildly emotionally invested in the shadow of the possibility that I could see a movie in 4dx this weekend 110
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Describing the fuckass earring occurrences that have driven me to deciding to get my ear pierced to my coworker and she demands to see them, to see what they must look like... My friend, they're just little hoops, the fuckassery is in the soul 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was a sentimental bastard 9 years ago, I'll be a sentimental bastard forever 000
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Gonna try to bang out a Resident Evil fic in the next five days, because I want to write the story of Body Hurty while the body is, in fact, hurty 000
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It won't be talked about the same way, but when discussing cinematic knitwear of the year the Resident Evil sheep hat should be mentioned alongside the Project Hail Mary fox sweater 130
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just want to be soft and scruffy and have a fuckass little earring and sometimes have blood on my face in an attractive way 100
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The thing about looking at Norman Bates is that doing it makes me cry 110
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wonder if people got mad in 1926 about their suspension of disbelief when they are presented this guy (and his guns) as a little wet noodle of a man 101
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There should be a parade at The Dark Universe, a parade that's entirely guests and is an angry mob 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The next movie's solution? Making his skull soft with mold, so that they can shape it into a bigger skull 100
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Godforsaken theater just turned on the brightest lights in creation to tell me to fuck on off from the credits of Resident Evil 120
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'd love to know the thought process that has brought Neon to putting out Nirvanna the Band the Show (the Movie) charms, a thing that both is a touch inexplicable and absolutely something I'll be buying 110
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind review: I would pay a Lightning Lane's worth of money to not have to listen to those fuck heads talk. Otherwise fantastic ride. 120
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don't know if anyone would say you can fail a hormone check in, but I sure feel like I did 000
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I would love a chance to see Tony again at my local single screen indie, but they are only showing it at 4 pm or earlier??? 101
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yeah, yeah, yeah man, your Tony score, I have questions about your shirt Signed, A Floridian 020
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Listening to a podcast trying to get a furry turn in one of the hosts, and honestly? I think there's a chance. 110
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I will probably never see this Honduran shrimp named Periclimenes rincewindi, woe, woe 200
Reposted by KellyAgita Publishing @agitapublishing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Agita Magazine issue 2: "Music" is live! Check out stories by Rebecca Bennett, N.R. Fasulo, and Kelly Murashige. Guest edited by O F Cieri. agitamag.com/issue/issue-... 11910
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Getting my brother to watch a HHN walk through video tonight by asking his opinion on if the ring master and clown are gay 110
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/20263 simultaneous lightning strikes, all in the view from my windshield 020
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sometimes in Florida you get to watch movies in 2DX aka hearing truly cartoonish thunder while the screen shows you sunny skies 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What if instead of an ice cream truck there was an ice cream barge? I could buy a popsicle from a slow moving boat 020
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Me, seeing Travis Bickle buy a bunch of candy: I think a Teenage Sex and Death should happen to him 120
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 29/08/20262026 comedies really are saying You Must Imagine Sisypus Happy 110
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Larry Talbot, showing up and jamming his hands in his pockets and being sad; there's nobody realer than Larry 100
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Here's a different thing that has made me cry this morning 020
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026People will tell you that starting testosterone will have you crying less, and I'm here to act as a counterbalance to that narrative. Sometimes you will just keep crying, like the soft-hearted bitch you are 010
Kelly @khooliha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sometimes podcast listening is picking up the first episode of a show and fighting back tears as you hear a voice you still listen to every week sound so young, because it's 2014 in your ears 020