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Kristin Hanson

@khansonwrites.bsky.social
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Mom 👦🏻👧🏼🐶 Freelance writer 🖊️ Author of Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance, a Self-Esteem Book for Kids 📖 Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣

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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Somehow I ended up on threads again for a spell and discovered that Sydney Leroux is *destroying* the USMNT and, frankly, she’s right.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Spieth-ian levels of yikes.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Our Baltimore cherry blossoms are finally getting started 😍😍😍
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The world is falling apart but I did get to see Lionel Messi in person before the end, and I’m pretty stoked about that.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Big ol’ flakes (finally) falling in Towson MD
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
For the record, here’s the website about which she speaks. There‘a nothing that says unsolicited pieces aren’t accepted. #selfpublished authors have enough hurdles to clear. Degrading us while we try is a choice.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It takes a tremendous about of time to write something personal, work with it, and try to have it meet all of the guidelines for submission. It takes a tremendous amount of courage to actually submit it. To insult the writer of a piece while rejecting her work isn’t necessary. #writerlife
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Just gonna casually drop this here. Still blows my damn mind.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@bsky.app is finally a sports app and it makes me so happy.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I should add, they took him from us the year we *beat* JMU.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Tfw you finally get up the guts to sell your book at a holiday market and … you don’t sell one. Not a single. Solitary. One. #authorlife #fail
A woman sits with her head in her hands looking sad. She is wearing a very silly headband with reindeer on it
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
No, actually you don’t have to post that thing about “respecting” MTG for coming out against the administration. She‘s no different just because she, too, is now a target of this regime.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
We got us a bench-clearing brawl in *checks notes* a soccer game.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Challenge: post your last post photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is:
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Northern Virginia, these lantern flies are a *problem.* 😨
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Ok I’ve seen enough. This one wins.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Every year I take a “birth-minute us-ie” with my son and it’s one of my favorite birthday traditions. I have no idea how long he’ll let me do it, but I’m gonna treasure it until he doesn’t. #momlife
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It’s astounding the degree to which the doing nothing about the # of extremely aged Dems in the House, Senate, and Supreme Court has bitten us in the rear. This isn’t to say older people can’t govern. It’s to say there’s been no consideration of what happens *after* them. And we’re paying for it.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Some people are Christmas season people. I am an Old Bay Goldfish season person. Happy happy to all who celebrate.
A package of Old Bay goldfish crackers. The paper container is bright yellow in the style of an Old Bay seasoning jar with the goldfish logo on top.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
(Please excuse my truly hideous choice of mid-aughts metallic eyeshadow)
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Trying to live each day with a modicum of normalcy while chaos reigns all around kinda feels like playing a golf tournament against the backdrop of a big-ass wildfire that know one knows the source of.
Several people are walking across the green of a golf course that backs up to a body of water. Behind them is a huge plume of smoke mushrooming above the trees.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This drive is so damn long but the first view and smell of salt water is always worth it. #hiltonheadisland
A view of the intracoastal waterway from the bridge linking Hilton Head Island to the South Carolina mainland. There are puffy blue clouds in the sky above the dark blue-gray water.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Y'all the world is a pile of hot steaming trash but my kid just got his first karate promotion and I’m on cloud nine I’m so stinkin proud of him. He gives me such hope.
A boy is practicing Karate. Dressed in a white go, he stands on one foot with the other raised mid kick. His hands are raised to his face.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Glad to have F1 back in our loving arms, even if my fave dnf-ed in his first start with his new team. 😁😩
The first Formula 1 race of 2025 is under way in Melbourne, Australia. The race is broadcast on a television hanging on a wall over a mantle.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This guy is working on our neighbors’ new porch. We’d offered the contracting firm our parking pad to use while the project is happening so they didn’t block the alley and make our block’s life more difficult—but had we known they worked with white supremacists, we wouldn’t have.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Halfway through our first day of virtual learning and neither of us hates our life (yet). So I’m going to take that as a win.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A friend went to the Annapolis protest today and sent me pictures of the signs they carried. “You forgot the eggs, Donnie!” complete with carton was my fave..
Protesters carry homemade signs in front of the Maryland treasury building in Annapolis. These signs say “You forgot  the eggs, Donnie!” and “No dictatorship for my grandkids.”Protesters carry homemade signs in front of the Maryland treasury building in Annapolis. One sign says “Elon Musk is a terrible president.”Protesters carry homemade signs in front of the Maryland treasury building in Annapolis. This sign says “No sign is big enough to list all the reasons I’m here.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I did see this yesterday! I think there’s hope — but it’s not in Congress (yet).
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Nursing my sports sadness at the happiest place on earth. #disneyland
A flat screen TV hangs on a wall. It has a graphic that reads: “Pixar Place Hotel Welcome Hanson Family.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It feels super weird to be accepting applications for the bandwagon instead of submitting them. #commanders
A form for people to apply to join the Washington Commanders football team bandwagon.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It snowed—like, really snowed—on the coast of South Carolina tonight. Pics from my parents in Hilton Head.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I don’t know what to do with myself. I am so happy. I so proud. I am so f*ing glad Dan Snyder sold the team. LFG COMMANDERS
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m ready for the game. I think. Maybe. Yeah. #hail
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
A shade north of 3 inches in Rodgers Forge — and light flakes still coming down. @thebaltimorebanner.com
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Nothing gets your new year off on the right foot quite like an early dismissal on your kid’s second day back in school. 🙃🙃
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Took my youngest to Baltimore’s Miracle on 34th Street for her first time tonight. Her favorite display was the “ducks”. 🤣
A woman is holding a small child, their backs to the camera. They are looking at a bright display of pink flamingos draped in Christmas lights. A sign says “Happy Holidays Hon.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
“Karate is for defense only.” (This is not a costume, Santa got him karate lessons. The headband, however is mine. 😁)
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
There’s this one house in the next neighborhood over that, every Christmas, creates an elaborate scene using pig decorations. This year’s is “(Snowball) War of the Pigs,” and I love it.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Saving this little nugget from @rogbennett.bsky.social ’s newsletter this week. I love the idea of learning to be an “athletic listener.” And no, it’s not (just) because it’s the only thing I’d be considered ‘athletic’ in!
An excerpt from a newsletter where Roger Bennett shares an insight from John Oliver how being an “athletic listener” is the secret to his incisive off-the-cuff observations.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Everything about the holidays this year feels a bit like fiddling while Rome burns. But I can’t help trying to live each little joy to its fullest today when the future looks so dark.
A tugboat is adorned in glowing Christmas lights as it slowly motors through a harbor at night. A sailboat is adorned in glowing Christmas lights and snowflakes as it slowly motors through a harbor at night. A sailboat is adorned in glowing Christmas lights as it slowly motors through a harbor at night.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This morning, my hound was positively shaken to discover she has an inflatable twin.
A black, tan, and white dog stands at attention as she looks across a yard and sees an inflatable dog holiday decoration that looks just like her.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Practicing some hand-lettering with some … let’s just say “inconsistent” results. 😉 Having a lot of fun learning with @gracecallidesigns.bsky.social’s workbook, though! Makes a nice little gift for the doodler in your life ❤️
In a notebook, hand-drawn letters in different styles say “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.” Doodles of holly leaves, poinsettia flowers, and a Christmas tree are drawn off to the side.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Always a lovely day for a trip to Guinness Baltimore 🍻 (This is their Winter Warmer, i know it’s sacrilegious but I don’t care for the stout 😬)
A tall glass of dark beer sits on a table. The image on the glass reads “Guinness Open Gate Brewery.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
TFW both your father and your 5-year-old are being asshats at the same time and you are powerless to do anything about it.
A woman wearing a rainbow striped winter hat holds a beer and purses her lips, looking very irritated.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My energy this holiday season: #blackfriday
A hand holds a small square pillow . On the pillow is an image of mistletoe and, beneath it, the caption: “This year I decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
A page from a tear-off calendar for Friday, October 11 says: “I’m a loving person who says “fuck” a lot.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My favorite thing about this book is I can actually hear Stugotz’s voice as I read each word and mentally play the “ding” at the end of each top-5 item. @lebatardshow.bsky.social
A page from “Stugotz’s Personal Record Book” featuring the author’s top 5 people in sports and entertainment who connote something you would find in a restaurant.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I volunteered at my kindergartener’s Thanksgiving Feast (yknow, that traditional meal of popcorn, grapes, and muffins?), and I peeped his placemat before his class came in. Ah, the simple gratitude of youth. ❤️🤎🧡
A laminated yellow placemat sits on an orange tablecloth. It was made by a child named TJ, and says “Happy Thanksgiving, I am thankful for my parents, my sister, my house, and my computer.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you’re looking for a good read for your Thanksgiving travels, give Love and Whiskey a try. The history at the heart of the book is fascinating, but the tale of how Fawn Weaver unearths that history is even better.
The cover of the book “Love and Whiskey,” which chronicles the little-known history of Nearest Green—a Black man who served as the first master distiller of Jack Daniel’s whiskey. The photo on the book’s cover features a black-and-white image of one of Green’s descendants next to Jack Daniel.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I can’t get over how funny this was. “Let’s smush Lewis Hamilton in the back of a car with the teammate he loathes and the guy whose job he’s taking next year. And…action.” Well done, F1 scriptwriters. 🤣
Three men sit very close to one another in the back seat of a small car. The man in the middle is talking while the other two look very uninterested in listening.
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