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Kristin Hanson

@khansonwrites.bsky.social
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Mom 👦🏻👧🏼🐶 Freelance writer 🖊️ Author of Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance, a Self-Esteem Book for Kids 📖 Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣

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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That hit on Dante Moore was awful. The reaction by the guy who hit him, and his teammates was disgusting.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?
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Up: Carl and Ellie's Tender Moment
ALT: Up: Carl and Ellie's Tender Moment
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I‘m going to need people to stop posting pictures of those AI-generated menus and signs from restaurants because the nightmare food textures give me nausea every time.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@pablo.show for President!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
ALT: Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Combatant
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just got off a plane after 8 hours with no internet did I miss anything big?
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🤣
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy sh*t
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is as beautiful a story that can be written knowing it doesn’t have a happy ending. Kudos, y‘all.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He looks like a Bond villain and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Somehow I ended up on threads again for a spell and discovered that Sydney Leroux is *destroying* the USMNT and, frankly, she’s right.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Infantino for sure called in the code red. He can’t have Messi AND Ronaldo out this early.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Someone give @rogbennett.bsky.social a big hug for all of us.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To quote Randy Quaid’s character in Days of Thunder, “We look like a monkey f*king a football out there.”
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok Gio, let’s do this kid.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And DeBruyne isn’t even in yet. 🤢
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welp, again.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
BUILD THAT MAN A STATUE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did we just … forget how to play soccer?
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welp.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I liked World Cup coverage better when they didn’t have Tom Rinaldi spots tugging at my heartstrings.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Welp, we’re gonna be in London for England/Norway so … that’ll be an experience. 😳
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn. That was good.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why is this 11 minutes lasting 2 hours
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Idk I feel like this game isn’t quite concacaffy enough yet
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is OFF. THE. RAILS.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yes.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well shit I’m gonna have to stay up for this one, aren't I?
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well damn, that all changed rather quickly.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Haaland is inevitable 🇳🇴
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The bizarre music mix and terrible production value of the Macy’s Fireworks on NBC is extremely apropos for the current moment in the United States. A mashup of Cotton Eyed Joe and This Land is Your Land is … a choice.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As @rogbennett puts it, Cape Verde is one of the most valiant performances in the history of the World Cup. The world will forever remember this team, this performance. Nothing but love and respect 🇨🇻
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde, standing ovation. What a team. What a performance.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde!!!!!!!!!!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
👀👀👀👀
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m gonna need VAR to take a long walk off a short pier
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cmon VAR don’t f this up
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NO EFFING WAY CROATIA!!!!!!!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me: I sure hope this game is an easy win, I need less stress in my life. Ref in this game: Hold my beer … 😬😬😬
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That ovation for Memo Ochoa…man. How can you not be romantic about the World Cup?
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
France, Iraq, welcome to summer in the Mid-Atlantic. ⛈️⛈️⛈️
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“For Fox to turn a man as partisan, bullying and unlikeable as Lalas into American soccer’s figurehead is the media equivalent of getting John Wayne Gacy to perform at a children’s birthday party.” The savagery of this article is as breathtaking. A defenestration.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I miss DNF so much! @edsbs.bsky.social and @jessicasmetana.bsky.social please please please come back!
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Instant meme.
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Kristin Hanson @khansonwrites.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Mercedes radios have to be S P I C Y rn.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“I felt like a sitting duck all day” says a guy named Pato
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