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Kristen Hanley Cardozo

@khandozo.bsky.social
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Last name is two words, one name: Hanley Cardozo. I teach writing and literature and study Victorian brutes. My views do not represent those of my employer. Website: khandozo.com

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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 1h
Two copies of Equiano's Interesting Narrative. The Penguin Classics edition has a portrait of an eighteenth-century Black man once thought to be Equiano. The Coffeetown Classics edition has a portrait of Jay-Z that has been colored to look old. They colored his lips red and the result looks offensive.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 1h
It's...um...they colored his lips red and the result is very "oh no"
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 1h
It was like he'd found an interesting but offputting bug
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 1h
The way he stared attentively and without rancor but with disapproving earnestness while Collins was speaking
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 1h
Reminds me of the edition of Equiano where it was a portrait of Jay-Z.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 1h
Oh my god
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 18h
I take a twice-daily med for chronic migraine, and it works pretty well so it's a while since I've had one, but I think today the migraine is hustling harder than my pills.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 18h
Bringing back a punishment that the Victorians found too brutal and harmful to society when we already kept doing it long after they ended it, cool, cool, cool. These people are outlaws in the original sense of the word.
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Shaily Patel @vox-magica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how about a sector by sector analysis of 40 years of wage theft, particularly in fields related to public service, education, and care work?
nytimes.com
A College-by-College Guide to Which Majors Pay Off — or Don’t
College is one of the biggest investments you’ll ever make. We built a tool to compare the earnings of all available majors in a federal data set at nearly every school.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s simply unimaginable that CDC Director Dr. Erica Schwartz has just bowed to RFK Jr. and approved funding for an utterly unethical clinical trial that will withhold the birth dose of HepB vaccine in Guinea Bissau. It is to be conducted by researchers accused of academic misconduct.
rollingstone.com
CDC Is Moving Forward With a Previously Shelved Controversial Hepatitis B Vaccine Study
“It’s a wholly unethical trial, and it shouldn’t be allowed,” says Dr. Paul Offit of Guinea-Bissau study
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Brian Barrett @brbarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was so great working with @neal.fun on this, and I hope you waste as much time playing around with it as I have www.wired.com/story/spend-...
wired.com
Spend Elon Musk’s Money
What’s it like to be the richest man in the world? Find out for yourself.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm teaching an online class this quarter, and while there are particular challenges to online teaching, my students are so awesome and supportive of each other and of me and it's great. I hate when people speak poorly of learners, because in my experience people really want to learn.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My daughter gave the bunny a long strip of butcher paper, and she loves it. Digs on it, rips it, throws it, frolics on it. It is a paper party out there.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAT. Look, I thought they were bad with the essay. But WHAT?
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's awful. I don't know if it's Ai or what, but I'm suddenly getting a lot more of those pay-to-play publishers telling me I can write a textbook for my students. The spam emails that make it through the filter have greatly increased.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Went for a walk with the husband to get a haircut and it's gorgeous outside and our very walkable town was being walked by tons of neighbors and their pets, and now I have a lot fewer split ends and a little less despair.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's just a bad pronunciation! Sorry to the real Mr. Jekyll! You chose a bad way to say your name!
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been a rough week to read the news and be a woman at the same time.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes indeed!
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would be mad about Cowper, but I still refuse to pronounce Jekyll right. My battles are all very individual and stupid.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kafka would be horrified, because he didn't want anyone to depict the creature, but there were nearly fifty years of illustrations prior to that point.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My kid found a Venezuelan film adaptation of The Metamorphosis from 1962 (the first film adaptation of the text!) on YouTube and we watched it and it was great and the creature is SO disgusting.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The New Testament was not written in Hebrew, so yeah!
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
holy shit
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Belle Beauty And The Beast
Alt: Belle from Beauty And The Beast saying "Oh my!"
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Better than Freud's "the nose means penis," I guess.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are some sexier uses with Ruth, as I recall.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My Bible as Literature class in college taught that feet were often used as a euphemism for penis in the Hebrew of that era, so like, when Saul uncovers his feet in 1 Samuel 24, that's a polite way of saying he was urinating. (I see the New International version translates it that way.)
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES on 40 NO on 41 NO on 42 for all CA friends out there
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve occasionally estranged myself from a close relative to protect either myself or my children and I have no regrets about it. It was fine! No columnist can make me feel bad about it.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s the most email I’ve ever seen
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck Jesus Christ
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joe Camel ass companies
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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Universities must stop falling in love with every new piece of software … that the tech industry pitches as essential. Administrators spend on software as if it is a durable investment, when all of the evidence shows that it … makes bloat worse.” globecollegetown.substack.com/p/higher-ed-...
globecollegetown.substack.com
College campuses need to be liberated from their administrators
Higher ed is being strangled by absurd and costly rules. What message is that sending to students?
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get so mad when I take the route home that leads me past the billboard advertising Ai to create a lit review and cut out the “busywork.” Making a lit review isn’t busywork!!
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you need a suggestion:
bookshop.org
The West Passage
THE LADIES REIGN. THE PALACE ROTS. THE BEAST RISES.Five starred reviews from Kirkus, Booklist, BookPage, Library Journal, and Shelf Awareness.“The West Passage is a dangerous book of secrets.” —Travis...
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not sorry because I like making enough money to pay my rent and stuff, but my body is not super pleased with me.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have created an insane schedule for myself this quarter/semester.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sickos.jpg: Yes...ha ha ha...YES!
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember some test that found that a model similar to my nearly-thirty-year-old car had the best interface for reacting quickly without looking, and listen, would I like a newer car? Yes, but not if it comes with broad smooth swathes of screen.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And a lot of us have jobs that regularly change hours anyway. College instructors, of course, but it's not like that's the only job where hours are constantly shifting.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Incredible phrase
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/10/2026
Exactly this. And in fact, many models *have* been created this way, and decades of prior machine learning systems *were* created this way, consensually. These things are choices! People are STILL working this way! It’s not just that a better world is possible — it already EXISTS. We can nurture it.
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Kristen Hanley Cardozo @khandozo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, yes, "shitty" cosmetology certificates, because we will never again need anyone who knows how to cut hair or perform skincare now that we have Ai. Thanks, Matty. It's actually good that a career that cannot be automated shouldn't be affordable to people who want to do it.
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