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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 23h
Drinking soda with a sore throat counts as self harm
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Next time I go to the barber I'm asking for the Javier Marías
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It would be really hilarious if they cancelled the upcoming Fable game and just salvaged whatever storylines they had for a tv show
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anne Carson won the Nobel and the 4 day jeopardy champ is from Ottawa 🤯
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know that it's all out I gotta watch that eventually but, uh, I'm not sure if I want to lol
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy shit I didn't know Don Caballero was coming back that's crazy
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shia cleric Lott Dod
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just talking to my buddy about how cool the laser cube was. Her loss
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
☝️☝️☝️☝️
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also I haven't been in a theatre in four years so I have no idea if this has been the case for a while now but the trailers they show before the movie starts look faker than some of the bullshit geezer teasers I used to watch. This Nicholas Hoult Furry Bank Robber movie looks insane
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I enjoyed Resident Evil, but as a Paul WS Anderson loyalist the highest grade I can give it is a B
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Agreed! Much better than the last one
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw people say that twitter is considerably less right wing now so I log in and one of the first things I see is some fucking idiot say that it's okay to be strange bedfellows with David than to ally yourself with Zionists. The lengths people will go to say z** are bizarre
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if Evil Dead Burn is any good
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This too! youtu.be/lQ63GoScYlc?...
youtu.be
Aki Onda - We Flow
YouTube video by Name Less
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On a pretty big Aki Onda kick www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE37...
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I enjoyed this more than this past Reacher season, which wasn't bad by any means, just less efficient
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finished Neagley and damn the people who made this show really like Justified. I'm not just saying that because they got Dewey Crowe as the main bad guy and someone who is basically bootleg Quarles
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Scout Tf2 Evaporation
ALT: Scout Tf2 Evaporation
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't do the 9 albums thing I've only listened 8
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm not saying it would have been good but it would have been an improvement if they just did escape room but with weird hallways and detritus. i get it's the a24/neon house style to make horror movies *this* specific way but do it well or don't do it at all
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it was so unnecessary but at the same time it's really funny that they only halfway explained what backrooms came out of because they were too lazy to figure out the rest
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoo boy
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Checking in on Eric Roberts
Two movies from Eric Roberts' filmography wikipedia page: "Holiguards Saga -- The Portal of Force" and "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence"
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they should have just made that the entire movie. i really could not care less about chiwetel ejiofor's alcoholic divorced guy rage and with found footage you don't have to bother yourself with shitty character development
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
great! so far this reminds me of the post-clive hellraiser movies where they tried to take advantage of the psychological thriller trend and just made the most mind-numbingly boring shit possible and sprinkled in some "trauma" here and there
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm only 20 minutes into Backrooms and this is insufferable
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't wanna be shown their sights!
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's what he sacrificed opening the lament configuration
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you have to admit matt looks really cool in his spiderman costume
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
liz carving out a pumpkin with just her teeth
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
liz boo!whitepeople
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lee Child should have written a Punisher book before he retired to appease my monkey brain
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 01/10/2026
the X-Files episode ‘Home’ is a startling depiction of the least inbred rural Pennsylvanians
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh shit
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah Source Code still rules
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adam Goldberg used to be in things
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Legendary Creature Janeway
Janeway from the Star Trek/MTG collaboration
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This game has the most scattershot ideas of what the world would look like if the Soviet Union didn't collapse. I'd probably stick with this if the shooting didn't feel so bad
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh. Okay!
Screenshot of Freedom Fighters (2003): 

1996
Mexican Communist Party celebrates disputed victory in presidential election.
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't listened to Return to Cookie Mountain since I was 18 cause I'm afraid it doesn't hold up. Dear Science tho, great great great album.
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They kicked the white member out of TV on the Radio and you're telling me white genocide isn't real??
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can hear your stomach gurgling from a 3 mile radius
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah I mean a good chunk of them are occult Nazis so true
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting run out of town by dudes with cock rings
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will I get cancelled if I say that Madonna looks like Genesis P-Orridge
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT SERIOUS SAM 2 DAMMIT
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's the perfect game, basically
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright I did it :((((
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Khalid @khalidnotthatone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Part of the appeal is seeing how they manage to resolve whatever they issue they have in 45 minutes. It's implied for fuck's sake
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