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1. Candy Corn - The undisputed champion of oral torture. A waxy triangle of sugared sadness that tastes like someone melted a crayon with corn syrup and hatred. Not food. Not even technically matter. Scientists believe it's actually a portal to a dimension of pure disappointment. You're welcome.

3. Bit-O-Honey - For when you hate children but also their dentists. 2. Necco Wafers - Antique chalk tablets that someone mistakenly called "candy." Tastes like sweetened drywall.

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6. Dots - A waste of money, sugar, and dental work. Like eating sugared rubber cement. 5. Werther's Original - No. Just no. Grandma's purse is not a Halloween strategy. 4. Good & Plenty - Licorice disguised as something edible. The ultimate Halloween betrayal.

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9. Tootsie Rolls - The cockroach of candy - somehow survives every extinction event and ends up in every bowl. 8. Twizzlers - The devil's dental floss. 7. Brachs - Poor people's candy. When you hate the neighborhood children but still want to participate.

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Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy Abominations (Counting down from "bad" to "should be illegal") 10. Sour Patch Kids - Decent if you enjoy having your taste buds assaulted by tiny, acidic gremlins.

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*taps the mike Ahem...You know who didn't have any record-breaking, massive, nationwide, and international No Kings protests while he was in office for eight straight years? President Obama.

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Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Cancer is a slewfooted, snaggletoothed, pigeon-toed, wall-eyed, slack-jawed, knock-kneed, bow-legged, scrofulous, pox-marked, mangy, spavined, club-footed piece of genetic trash! RIP D'Angelo

@LAhistory @lahistory.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

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In honor of Indigenous Peoples Day, a map of Tongva villages by Sutimiv-Pa’alat from the website of Julia Louise Bogany, the Tongva elder and educator who passed away in 2021. www.tobevisible.org/tongva-villa... #IndigenousPeoplesDay #Tongvaland

Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The Plant Chica is giving away 2000 plants this weekend!

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Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I ALMOST feel sorry for all the poor Christian Nationalists suffering from religious psychosis who are expecting the rapture tomorrow. The only surprise they are getting is Kimmel.

#PitBLK @pitblk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

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#Pitblk 2025 has begun!!! Make sure to submit your pitches by Sept 24th at 8pm EST at the link below. We're excited you're participating and can't wait for agents and editors to see! www.pitchpitblk.com/pitblk-submi... #amquerying ##writersky #booksky

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ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " do you remember the 21st night of september " below him

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

My message to Donald Trump is very simple.

TEXT: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me, not time or political circumstance, from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
GOVERNOR JB PRITZKER'S MESSAGE TO DONALD TRUMP

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Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Consider me a loyal subscriber to any company that uses its power for good. Seeing Netflix hire Stephen Colbert and its co-founder donate to a campaign for redistricting, I'd say my subscription is a small price to pay to support democracy.

Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

@betoorourke “This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls...the other side is just punching us in the face. We’re looking at the crowd saying ‘isn’t this awful?’ But the other side just keeps punching us…so it’s time to punch back & that is what Gavin Newsom is doing”

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Now, I'm looking forward to a future without your baggage. I'm talking white jeans year-round, last-minute vacation plans, a noticeable boost in my budget and a life where my heating pad can finally retire. It's not me, it's definitely you. Good riddance, Your Blissfully Liberated Former Landlord

I won't say we had good times, because we didn't. I will, however, graciously concede that you successfully housed my three healthy children, so thank you for that one productive phase of your residency.

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When the opportunity for our glorious separation via hysterectomy arose this past Tuesday, August 5th, I jumped at the chance. I guess you could call it a conscious uncoupling, except I am 100% conscious of how overjoyed I am that you’re gone.

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Dearest Jeraldine, my dearly departed uterus, I’m writing to you from the other side, three days post-eviction. How’s the biohazard bin? I hope it’s drafty. Let’s not beat around the bush.

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In September 2024, Trump demanded in writing that CBS fire Colbert with his point blank post about the host: “CBS should terminate his contract.” And on Wednesday, CBS did exactly what Trump had demanded from them just nine months earlier. My new article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-cele...

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Trump celebrating the cancelation of Colbert is what petty tyrants/scumbags do

Trump praises Jeffrey Epstein but slams Colbert

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LoriPica 💙 @loripica.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

#Boycott‼️ CBS & Paramount!

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I predict that a few of us will be making the “financial decision” to learn everything we can about the business interests of CBS, Paramount and Skydance in order to do everything we can to make sure that not a single dollar of ours goes to them ever again. Integrity matters. #StephenColbert.

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It's precisely by making our stance public that we amplify a message and signal collective concern. My cancellation isn't just about the money; it's about making my voice heard where it matters, even if it's just a ripple. And sometimes, a ripple is all it takes to start a wave.

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However, to say a protest of conscience should be private fundamentally misunderstands what protest is. A private cancellation is just a thought; a public one is a statement.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I genuinely appreciate your insider's view, and you've hit on a very real concern about the potential impact on the dedicated cast and crew of other shows , that's certainly something I don't want to see happen.

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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

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Funny, I thought the point of a protest was to protest. Whether it's today or 2026, my dollars aren't funding a network that caves to political pressure. Paramount might not notice, but my conscience certainly will. And that's all the audience I need.

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Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I just canceled my @paramountnewsbr.bsky.social Paramount + subscription. I LOVED Elsbeth and Matlock and Watson, but they sent their message to Stephen Colbert and I am sending my message to them.

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I just watched the Tiny Desk Concert. *chef's kiss

Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

INDIANA JONES and the Raiders of the Lost Bitcoin Wallet

Keleigh Hadley @khadley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Remember when a parent's primary job was keeping their daughter off the stripper pole, and if that happened, you'd "failed"? Wild how times change. Nowadays, if your kid becomes an ICE agent... well, congratulations, you've officially unlocked the new level of parental failure.