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Kerry Hammond

@kezzaclogs.bsky.social
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Yam yam,Londoner,European,Manzanilla,Sake,rescued a 3 toed Sloth & a Cape Buffalo,Rocker,Maker. If Life is all about accepting the inevitability of failure i’m doing just fine.

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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1- Tommo Noncey 2- Trevor Wifebeater 3- Adrian Smallcock 4- Terry Thickas fuck 5- Tom Posh Blackcock Curios. 6- Noel Cantgetabird Jones.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She slips out of caricature / performative ghoul whenever anyone asks her a legal question. It’s almost as if she can’t resist ostentatious displays of her legal knowledge. Tbf most Lawyers i’ve met are like letting everyone know how clever they are. They are usually wrong.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Has anyone thought to review Stephen Cooling’s “disability” status? If you can leap to your feet to bash a defenceless woman in the head with your NHS walking aid you are probably fit to work.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sue Ellen is despicable.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Any other British political leader would be ruined by this.Farage thinks he can invoke Trump & “style it out”. Not this time. Now is the time to pressure Nathan Gill to disclose the full details of Farage’s knowledge of the Russian bribes scandal.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The whole of Reform ltd is rotten. This has to be the end of Farage.
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Toastie_Pan @toastiepan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Since the BBC is failing so terribly, it's up to the public to start talking about other policies being discussed by other parties. We can no longer rely on the general press. So much money is pushing a message of division. Them vs Us. Here's something different. www.libdems.org.uk/news/article...
libdems.org.uk
A new Growth and Defence Partnership with Europe
Our new Growth and Defence Partnership with the EU - including joining the Single Market and a new Customs Union - will make the UK richer, safer and stronger.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Make no mistake. The death of Jason Arday was a fucking lynching. The Media in this country need to be taken down.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The suicide of Jason Arday has to be the launch pad for Leveson 2. Yes he fucked up. Badenoch did worse & wasn’t hounded to death by the RW Media. Shame on you. A man died ffs.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Seems to me they are planning ahead. The UK is currently vulnerable to any arsehole with a lighter. If Putin wanted to destabilise the UK it would only take 50 arsonists spread around the UK.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Exactly this.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Hundred has been going on way too long.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good sense prevailed, i’ve been called a fat old cunt so many times now it doesn’t really register anymore. Need to have a word with Mrs Hammond about that though.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yet another run in with a cyclist riding on the pavement.He collided with me & ended up on the floor. He then angrily confronted me & blamed me despite him riding at speed on the pavement whilst using his phone.I asked if he was ok,he never asked me,& then tried to fight me.I’m 62,he was maybe 28.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Try to get out into the mountains & countryside. It is a spectacular country.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Burnham should make a public invitation with adequate notice, a week should be plenty to Badenoch et al for a cross party discussion.He should insist that for transparency some Media are allowed to cover the event. Badenoch would likely either decline or be exposed as a complete Social Care fraud.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Chapeau .
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Daddygate
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We saw enough of that under Southgate. Tuchel blew it.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tuchel got that badly wrong. Negative & weak to stop playing so early.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just came across someone online using the term “Daddygate” in reference to Farage & “Posh George”. I think we should all start using it until it reaches critical mass & the Media start using it.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I thought the best person to go on Laura Kuenssberg to defend me against charges of financial irregularity would be Nadhim Zahawi, who claimed £6,000 to heat his stables and hid £27m in an offshore account then threatened to sue anyone who asked about it.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jude is a Black Country lad.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The more bellyaching these RW boors do the more they elevate Binface into bona fide Performance art protest .
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Shocking news that a Ryan Air passenger was almost sucked out of the aircraft cabin window when the window failed. A Ryan Air representative tried to charge the passenger for “Speedy Disembarking”.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If he is such a skilled communicator how has he not explained the £5 million bung. Truth is,this is the first time Farage has been subjected to the requisite level of scrutiny for his political position & he can’t hack it.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Except Farage is the London Elite. He sells gold & travels in private jets,owns 5 houses & has his own TV show.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is the way.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They better get used to it, this is just the start. I predict Laura K,Peston & Trevor Phillips will interview him. He will be on chat shows, comedy shows,Podcasts,there’ll be fancy dress Binfaces at the cricket & kids parties,probably a BBCQT slot, Festival appearances,memes, merch, magazine covers.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Too a point but that Peter Cooke quote kinda pulls the rug on that for me. He famously remarked about the Berlin cabarets, stating they did "so much to stop the rise of Hitler and prevent the outbreak of the Second World War."
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This reaction illustrates how powerless Farage & Reform are against such an unconventional opponent.They are pulling all the levers they would to attack Kier & Kemi but non are working,they look foolish & impotent.Binface now looks like a cross between the Mandalorian & Monty Python’s Black Knight.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can’t be good for Farage’s lucrative American speaking plans.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When Hamlet is taught in future teachers will cite Farage as an example to explain “Hoist by his own petard”.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are only a couple of days into the Clacton by- election campaign & already Farage is one public display of anger & bad temper away from wrecking his own future. At this point any public meltdown looks imminent & career ending.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The more they bellyache about Binface the more he becomes a performance art protest movement in the tradition of Dada / Situationists / Punk / Gorilla Girls etc That is what the Right Wingers don’t understand & are missing.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The more they bellyache about Binface the more he becomes a performance art protest movement in the tradition of Dada / Situationists / Punk / Gorilla Girls etc That is what the Right Wingers don’t understand & are missing.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He actually has a pair of UJ Shoes.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The more they bellyache about Binface the more he becomes a performance art protest movement in the tradition of Dada / Situationists / Punk / Gorilla Girls etc That is what the Right Wingers don’t understand & are missing.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
For all Farage’s claims that he is the voice of the people. The people are currently crowd funding Count Binface in their thousands to take Farage down.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Put me down for at least 100 Farage is a cunt utterances.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Pretty sure i read Farage has been bankrupt, possibly twice & still owes HMRC a 5 figure sum. If i’m remembering correctly it rather undermines his claims of being a successful business man.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyone else remember when Armando Iannucci wrote that episode of “The Thick of It” where an MP leading in the polls to become next Prime Minister resigned in a fit of hubris & had to fight a 2 horse race By election against a bloke with a dustbin for a head.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Layla Moran is an absolute shithead.
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Zara Zee @zeddeee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
laugh out loud
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can’t wait to see the BBC By Election special where Chris Mason host the Clacton Candidates, Farage,Count Binface & a Dalek.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not sure, he seemed popular with people in Clacton & was charismatic, but not heard anything of him since then.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It is now up to all of the other parties to quietly collaborate & find a candidate that can beat him. There is a golden opportunity to bin this arse for good now.
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Kerry Hammond @kezzaclogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Perhaps, that would be very Farage. However, the consequences of that would be perennial ridicule & never ending accusations of political cowardice.
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Nic Boothby @nicboothby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Rattled... 🪇
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