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Keyy Otter

@keyy.lutrinae.us
281 followers 316 following 362 posts

Slinky, squeaky, wiggly, whiskery, pre-lubed waterproof sausage torpedo turbo weasel. Sometimes NSFW, 18+ only please. @KeyyOtter from X

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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 01/10/2026
Thank you for joining my TED talk.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 27/09/2026
Stumbling around in the dark outside the house because the water heater was set to basically off. I just want a shower damnit.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 25/09/2026
Closed on my first house with my mom today. Excited to finally have my own place.
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jaiy was a genuinely interesting person. He was passionate, smart, weird in all the best ways, and someone who supported you to be your best self. Tell your friends you love them. I'm gonna miss him. Keep Pocket and everyone in your thoughts.
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Pocket 💔 @pocketgrok.com · 25/09/2026
@gooeydeer.com has passed away. He was taken far too soon. I miss you forever
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 25/09/2026
That's devastating, I so sorry Pocket. Please let us all know if there is anything you need.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 25/09/2026
We've decided that the best time for cuddles is not when sleeping, it's right after I wake up. He's made a habit of sauntering in right after my alarm goes off and laying in my belly.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/09/2026
Sometimes I want to be hopeful that they are just patenting bad ideas to prevent other companies from doing them... But I know that is not the case at all.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
ALT: Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 19/09/2026
It was chest height if you were like 7 y/o
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 19/09/2026
Shout out to the Germans for designing a ride that sends you and a friend in your lap upside down with nothing but a cage and centrifugal force keeping you in the seat. Seatbelts are for chumps.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 19/09/2026
Impromptu evening down at the Puyallup fair today with @frostbitefox.bsky.social Got my fill of good ol' fashioned danger on decades old rides run by teenagers.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 19/09/2026
Or wave them like you just don't care.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 19/09/2026
Damn, so no millennials then?
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 17/09/2026
Modern parenting
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 17/09/2026
Quiet morning waiting for the squirrels to come out.
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Dog Food @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool game
man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased
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Thumper @thumperbun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How your email find me... #ABGT700
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Mix @mixnmatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😩 ( this wind insane tho lol)
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 13/09/2026
RTFM
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Nitro Sheppy @nitroshep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A big Happy 40th Birthday to my amazing Ott ❤️ @unootter.bsky.social 🥳🎈🎂 Celebrating today and this weekend with many friends at the ABGT 700 music festival at the Gorge 🎶🎉
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 11/09/2026
Nothing like paying off $46k of loans from camp at an EDM festival.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tweet from The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner):

[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL]

You know what we need?  An otter you can't fucking trust.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 07/09/2026
That happened to me the other day too.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 01/09/2026
Going to be looking for someone to rent a room in Kent, East Hill area in the next month. Good size room, your own bathroom, and potentially office space in a guest room if needed. Direct bus to Kent Sounder station nearby. Message me here or telegram for details.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 06/09/2026
SMH, not even PSA graded for that price :P
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 05/09/2026
Yeah it do be quite pricey for anything other than looking at farm animals.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 05/09/2026
Could come down to Puyallup and go to The Fair. I'd be happy to tag along.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 05/09/2026
I do in fact plan to use all three
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 05/09/2026
Light gray for walls, dark for trim, and blue for accent walls.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 05/09/2026
Mulling over paint colors for the new place. I might have landed on what I want.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 01/09/2026
Going to be looking for someone to rent a room in Kent, East Hill area in the next month. Good size room, your own bathroom, and potentially office space in a guest room if needed. Direct bus to Kent Sounder station nearby. Message me here or telegram for details.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 30/08/2026
Just got out of Coyote vs. ACME, what an incredibly fun movie. But I'm confused, who was the head lawyer for ACME? I never saw them the whole movie.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 29/08/2026
#Nice
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 27/08/2026
Me: Oh I can watch the neighbors in their hot tub from upstairs. Realtor: You are the only one other than me that would notice that.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 24/08/2026
The efficiency of this new line feels like the barest glimpse into what transit in Japan would feel like. I'm glad we finally seemed to have learned our lesson from the Beacon Ave corridor.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 24/08/2026
Riding the new light rail 2 line to work. I love that stations have so much greenery now instead of just 100% concrete brutalism.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 24/08/2026
They counteroffered and we're accepting. Gonna be so hard to sleep for my first day of the new job tomorrow.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
Damn that's gotta be making a mess. Have you considered getting one of the nets to catch them?
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
Technically proto is first or early, so the opposite would be postgen.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
So excited to get back out to the Gorge!
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
Oooo that'd be perfect
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
Shame you didn't get the Nitrous Blue RS to keep the theme going.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
Got some live entertainment this morning.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 23/08/2026
Glad you made it back safely!
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 22/08/2026
Submitted an offer on a house. Now for the nervous waiting time.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 22/08/2026
Almost home!
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 20/08/2026
Nascar
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Julian @minikinetic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a grand time on a mud slide.
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Keyy Otter @keyy.lutrinae.us · 20/08/2026
First cats I've ever had that actively enjoy and seek out belly rubs.
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