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Keys the Foxogen

@keysproto.protogen.club
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Hi, I'm Keys the Foxogen! I'm a 30 year old AuDHD furry music producer that loves music theory and all things mechanical. I am Aro/Ace and prefer He/Him pronouns.

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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 29/09/2026
This amazing artwork was done by @apexclawz.bsky.social. Go check them out!
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 28/09/2026
It's so fucking funny how furry averse Bluesky staff are. We made your website popular. We're not in the room with you, you're in the room with us, and there's nothing you can do to stop us.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 27/09/2026
So, Brendan Carr, the guy that's been pushing age verification at the federal level, and censoring anything even slightly NSFW, was part of a s*x trafficking cult? How am I not surprised? Every accusation is a confession.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 27/09/2026
Remember that Wellerman Shanty rant I went on? I learned more. There were different kinds of shanties. The first kinds were work shanties. These would have a call and response structure (think Drunken Sailor or Bully in the Alley). The second kind was leisure shanties. They would be sung when-
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/09/2026
Uh... this is how free healthcare is supposed to work? Not everyone will use it, sure, but everyone who does use it will benefit from it immensely. I'd rather spend $2 a year to make sure the guy that just broke his arm doesn't go homeless.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/09/2026
Do not believe in ANY of the headlines. Get out and vote like your life depends on it!
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/09/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 25/09/2026
Burn the data centers. Ban all A.I. Throw all the A.I bros in jail.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 24/09/2026
GTA VI is going to set the standard for the AAA games industry when it comes out. This is unacceptable. The hyper deluxe whatever-they-call-it pre-order DOESN'T INCLUDE THE GAME.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 23/09/2026
Yo, hold up, THIS is the reason Discord wanted age verification? Fuck that. I'm not giving them a cent until ALL of the gambling ads get dropped.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 23/09/2026
Just a reminder that those in power are trying to ban trans people and porn instead of fixing issues like this.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 23/09/2026
As someone who's related to pirates, I'm disappointed we went with the Wellerman as the sea Shanty that trended. Why not use LITERALLY ANY OF THE OTHER ONES. The Wellerman was rarely sang compared to the others.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 23/09/2026
So, after everyone SCREAMING at you for MONTHS to NOT DO THIS, you're DOING IT ANYWAY. If I see any age verification ANYTHING on discord, I will stop using you and move to Stoat.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 22/09/2026
Today is the first day of Autism!
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 22/09/2026
What's a small thing you would do to improve society if you had the power to do so? For me, it's making terms of service as straight forward, short, and understandable as possible. Legal jargon sucks to read, is overly confusing, and takes forever. Make a short, understandable version.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 20/09/2026
This game got me hooked to racing games. It's such a shame that Nintendo never went beyond this game because it's SO GOOD.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 17/09/2026
Today is international Fox day!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 16/09/2026
How to get rid of scalpers: 1: Everyone only gets 2 packs of Pokémon cards. 2: If you want more, you need to fill out a job application.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 15/09/2026
Ok, first off, I do not live in Texas, second, I'm not giving you any age verification anything. Stop trying to kill your own website.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 11/09/2026
All of our former presidents are attending 9/11 memorial services across the country. Our current president? He attended one pentagon service and IMMEDIATELY left for Ireland to go golfing. The Irish do NOT want him there.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 10/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open -period-.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 10/09/2026
"I'd burn my equity to the ground." Cool. You gonna turn off the A.I too? Pretty sure turning off the A.I is the solution you're looking for.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 10/09/2026
Epic sunset time.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 09/09/2026
Making flying cars is so easy. I don't get why everyone's trying to put wings on cars. Just fill the fuel tank with Red Bull.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 08/09/2026
All these remakes and reboots of old games/TV shows is a symptom of nepotism, which is a symptom of people not being paid enough to live.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 07/09/2026
BRUH. WHAT IS THERE LEFT TO EAT?! We really need to get RFK out of office and re-staff the FDA.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 07/09/2026
NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES NO GEN A.I IN GAMES
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 05/09/2026
Sometimes when I have nothing to do, my brain hyperfocuses on the fact that our brain is a clump of neurons that managed to gain consciousness and can do insane physics math without us noticing we're doing it.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 04/09/2026
Discord's doing it again. We gotta almost kill them again to get them to listen to us. Go use Stoat. It's a good Discord alt that doesn't use vibe coding.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 03/09/2026
And all the A.I bros died because Chat GPT couldn't tell them how to breathe.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 02/09/2026
They're ruining Halloween.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 01/09/2026
You know all those folk medicines the anti-vaxxers keep talking about? What do you think we ultimately did with the ones we discovered thousands of years ago? We took them, figured out exactly what chemicals made them work, then purified them in a lab and made modern medicine.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 31/08/2026
You know what's worse than having an angry customer? Having a co-worker that's a narcissist and a re-seller at the same time.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 30/08/2026
Fun fact: A large majority of these private doomsday bunkers only have enough food for a couple months at most. Whatever apocalypse they're prepping for, they won't survive.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 30/08/2026
It's funny how a block game from Sweden that was made in 2 years has more replayability than a large majority of modern games.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 29/08/2026
Get rid of the dealership. America's system is so unbelievably broken that a $20,000 can go upwards of $60,000 for absolutely no reason purely because the dealership said so.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 29/08/2026
A word to the wise; Even if you give good answers, they won't use it once they find one furry that gives an answer that has even a little bit of negativity, and use that inch for miles. They aren't doing this to understand us. They're doing this to make us look bad. They do this EVERY TIME.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 28/08/2026
Stop buying meat. This policy will absolutely kill people.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 27/08/2026
Lake Ontario is called the way it is because the British and French colonists that would become Canadians "discovered" it first, then in a rare sign of friendship, asked the natives what they called it, and kept the native name.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 27/08/2026
Hey, asshole, that isn't our lake. Also, you have any idea how capable an angry Canadian is? They're the reason half the rules in the Geneva convention exist. Don't mess with them.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 27/08/2026
There are many that say deaths come in 3s. RIP Peter Cullen.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/08/2026
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/08/2026
Wtf.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/08/2026
Hi! I live in Colorado. Our Buc-ee's opened less than 5 years ago. If you want to do this, hold your promise and destroy the one we have. Coloradans hate hypocrites, so please, destroy our Buc-ee's.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 26/08/2026
Today, we lost a music legend. Dolly Parton has done more for country music and American culture than any other musician. We'll remember you, Dolly.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 25/08/2026
Isn't one of the Daily Wire's more popular shows (and this means it's still wildly unpopular because it's genuinely bad) about anthropomorphic chinchillas (A.K.A Furries) doing a bad right wing impression of Bluey?
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 25/08/2026
Our right to vote is the thing that allows our democracy to function. The Supreme Court just allowed Trump to invalidate vote by mail. They are taking away our rights and our highest court is letting them. Expand the court or replace it completely. If they won't, we need too.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 24/08/2026
Nope. Nuh uh. Absolutely not. The only people struggling to create are the ones that buy your overpriced, bass boosted headphones. Stop buying Dr. Dre EVERYTHING.
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Keys the Foxogen @keysproto.protogen.club · 24/08/2026
Ancient human civilization is so interesting. We know so little, but what we do know is that they were WAY smarter than we give them credit for. Did you know the Mayans made the world's first water filtration system?
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