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I appreciate savagery. At the bank this morning in line while some dude in his 50s is shooting his shot with the girl behind the counter asking if she’s busy tonight. She looks down at the check he’s depositing and goes “No, but where are we gonna go with your $11.59?” I was done. 🤣

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

McGillicutty, Roper, Bradshaw, Peterson, Waldrop, Nixon, Camp, Weisner, Parker, Kendall, Walters, Malcolm, Squarepants, Olivier, Jones, Richards, Eaton, Cook, Franklin, Lynch, and Flintstone. Just to name a few of the others.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And those are just the names post menopause. The pre-list reads like a census report.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At a sports bar and overheard a comment that’ll stay with me. “Dude, I finally gave up smoking and went back to coke. Much easier on my lungs.” 🤣

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That could be it. I never know for sure.

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Isabella Blake @dancerindarkness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My tarot reading was spot on. Especially the Tower. Give me *ALL* the smoke.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very proud of Bella at Future Shock 200. To borrow a phrase as it pertains to that title... We've only just begun.

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Julia Hart smirking

ALT: Julia Hart smirking

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

46. She’s probably gone through 3 new marriages in that time.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She can use some of that alimony money from those 13 ex-husbands to buy herself a replica title.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Already bought VIP admission to Disney Wednesday. Ain’t nobody waiting in line.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The owner was clearly traumatized by breasts at some point.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Adding a new champion to the Aces on Tuesday. @dancerindarkness.bsky.social wants the smoke.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Plus it’s in Atlantic City, where I spent most of my adult life.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They really need to change the light bulbs in this studio.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's Utah. Everyone's related there as it is.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Her boyfriend is letting the whole team down.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One channel the girl is playing Animal Crossing in lingerie. I’m not sure what kind of audience she’s trying to find.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Most of the people in the chat couldn’t tell you what game she playing if someone asked. 😂

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Some were blessed with so others had to go without.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sitting here browsing Twitch seeing what new games might be good to get. I think it’s a rule if you’re a girl playing games that you gotta have the twins on the edge of popping out. I’m not complaining. Make your paper, boo-boo.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Also was asked about Maddi. Look, it took the woman three matches to figure out a way to get the job done. She’s 1-2 against Maddi, so who exactly does that lead you to think is actually the better of the two? Exactly.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Unless it’s Crystal, who I have nothing but victories when facing her. She’s not that vicious, it’s the breath. Can’t really make her pop a Tic Tac, unfortunately.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At a sports bar, got recognized and had a chat. “Hey, you’ve had matches with men and women, right? Which one do you prefer?” Guys. Women are more vicious by an order of magnitude in the ring. Now back to watching the Yankees getting wrecked.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Counteracting is a way to put it. I'm fairly particular about who puts their hands on me.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

First time in Hamilton. With luck, the last too. See you tonight.

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Maddison was try to convince Robbz that I’m a great manager, and she said that’d piss off someone, not including you. I’m not looking for a new client but I said it wouldn’t bother you if she did hire me.

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Maddison McGuffin (Knight) @maineventmaddi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

🤣🤣

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hardest working champ too. Even puts herself into bonus matches! 🤣

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