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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️

@kevsallaces.bsky.social
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The only Ace in a deck full of jokers. Founder of Aces Inc. (Fictional) kevinmears.carrd.co

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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it has a preference for brunettes.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just arrived in Des Moines. Atomic may be the only thing this entire city has going for it.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I appreciate savagery. At the bank this morning in line while some dude in his 50s is shooting his shot with the girl behind the counter asking if she’s busy tonight. She looks down at the check he’s depositing and goes “No, but where are we gonna go with your $11.59?” I was done. 🤣
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always been my philosophy.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And those are just the names post menopause. The pre-list reads like a census report.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a sports bar and overheard a comment that’ll stay with me. “Dude, I finally gave up smoking and went back to coke. Much easier on my lungs.” 🤣
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Isabella Blake @dancerindarkness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My tarot reading was spot on. Especially the Tower. Give me *ALL* the smoke.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woohoo, it's not adult content again.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very proud of Bella at Future Shock 200. To borrow a phrase as it pertains to that title... We've only just begun.
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Julia Hart smirking
ALT: Julia Hart smirking
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
46. She’s probably gone through 3 new marriages in that time.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She can use some of that alimony money from those 13 ex-husbands to buy herself a replica title.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Already bought VIP admission to Disney Wednesday. Ain’t nobody waiting in line.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When in Orlando….
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adding a new champion to the Aces on Tuesday. @dancerindarkness.bsky.social wants the smoke.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Took a booking over the weekend.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They really need to change the light bulbs in this studio.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One channel the girl is playing Animal Crossing in lingerie. I’m not sure what kind of audience she’s trying to find.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Most of the people in the chat couldn’t tell you what game she playing if someone asked. 😂
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some were blessed with so others had to go without.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sitting here browsing Twitch seeing what new games might be good to get. I think it’s a rule if you’re a girl playing games that you gotta have the twins on the edge of popping out. I’m not complaining. Make your paper, boo-boo.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Also was asked about Maddi. Look, it took the woman three matches to figure out a way to get the job done. She’s 1-2 against Maddi, so who exactly does that lead you to think is actually the better of the two? Exactly.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unless it’s Crystal, who I have nothing but victories when facing her. She’s not that vicious, it’s the breath. Can’t really make her pop a Tic Tac, unfortunately.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
At a sports bar, got recognized and had a chat. “Hey, you’ve had matches with men and women, right? Which one do you prefer?” Guys. Women are more vicious by an order of magnitude in the ring. Now back to watching the Yankees getting wrecked.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Counteracting is a way to put it. I'm fairly particular about who puts their hands on me.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First time in Hamilton. With luck, the last too. See you tonight.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s hard to be humble.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Damn, I’m good!
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Maddison McGuffin (Knight) @maineventmaddi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🤣🤣
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gave the fans even more at Unstoppable.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hardest working champ too. Even puts herself into bonus matches! 🤣
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She was sort of my nexus into the company, come to think of it.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah, Domino wouldn’t mind. We’ve been tight for a while now.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I already have 4 clients. I mean 3.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
True facts.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She's still adult content. 😂 I should go turn that setting off.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'll be there. I haven't forgotten your card.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
She kinda looks like Courtney Love.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
With just 10 people. 10 desperate people.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The saddest past is they shot past their goal.
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Maddison McGuffin (Knight) @maineventmaddi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How do I put this remotely polite.... Oh I know! TOUCH GRASS!!
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Monster Mac @justlilmac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🤨
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you’re looking at AI soulless automatons for love, you’ve made a wrong turn somewhere in life.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I gotta stay off Kickstarter.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fellas, how do I put this? Just find a girlfriend! 😨 www.kickstarter.com/projects/koi...
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KOIBOT Rola: World's First Lifelike Robot for Personal Bonds
A handcrafted AI companion robot with natural voice interaction, expressive facial movement, contextual memory, lifelike craftsmanship.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I always have an extra ace.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Let's see what else San Antonio has to offer.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Alright, I've gotten my fill of this convention. Some dude just bought a Pikachu for like $17k. Time to bounce.
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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️ @kevsallaces.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If ever there were a Mecca for virgin men...
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