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Jack Kevorkian

@kevorkian82.bsky.social
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Not actually made of Lego.

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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Super looking forward to being back in the office with my shaved skull to hide the balding. The first week or two should no doubt provide many witty comments and laughs at my expense. Like when I got glasses, but now I’m bald with glasses. What’s the top joke I will hear?
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This popped up in my fb memories today. No matter where you are or what you’re doing I hope you’re staying safe and doing something epic!
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Pretty disappointed in a fellow dad that I had to remind today that the young shop attendant probably wasn’t flirting with him and was likely just being polite to ensure additional rostered shifts to earn minimum wage whilst getting sleazed on by men old enough to be their dad
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Imagine dropping your drink bottle in a bush and never finding it again
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You ever just sit around and think, I’m going to bake a focaccia
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Smith & Caughey’s Santa’s Enchanted Forest ain’t like it used to be 😢
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Imagine being that mad
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I don’t know what my animals are up to but this seems un sanctioned
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Overhearing technical problems that are easily solved but you don’t want to become that humans chosen IT oracle
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I sure do prefer opening Bluesky in public unlike the billionaires hellscape. Thanks team! You’re awesome!
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’ve been wearing glasses for the first time in my 42 years now for the last 4 days. Is there any tips from fellow but experienced glasses wearers? Why do my ears hurt? Is that normal? Is it fixable? How do they seem to be constantly dirty? What am I doing wrong? Please teach me the tips!!!
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Cars with cup holders that can fit entire bottles of wine feels like a good but also bad thing
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
R.E.M._Its_The_End_Of_The_World_As_We_Know_It_And_I_Feel_Fine.mp3
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’ve been wearing glasses for the first time in 42 years for 5 hours now and all I can say is omg I didn’t realise how bad my eyesight was 🫣
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I really want to be a billionaire like my dad. My dad isn't a billionaire, but he also really wants to be one.
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Accidentally txt my wife asking if she was fat I meant to say far but autocorrect did me dirty If anyone needs me I’ll be in Siberia hiding 🫣
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
433pm Tuesday is an acceptable time to open a beer when it’s too hot to wear ugg boots. That’s a new rule I just made up and instantly passed into law.
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
My literal feelings about everything right now
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
So, we all here now?
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Thanks but think I might just die instead
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Forgot to put the bins out this morning so I guess I’m moving to Spain before the wife gets home
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Next time you receive a call from a scammer please ask them if they are a victim of human trafficking and being held against their will www.theregister.com/2023/12/08/h...
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Cyber scam call center slavery expands beyond southeast Asia
Interpol increasingly concerned as abject abuse of victims scales far beyond Asia origins
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Please tell me it isn’t only my wife that collects coffee cups in her car
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
I cannot unhear this
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Love a Winter Wonderland in New Zealand summertime
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Who the heck is doing $100M NZD transfers via internet banking😱
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Feeling sorry for the web admins and graphic designers who will be working overtime to remove all traces of Aotearoa history
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
What time do you let your kids stay up until? For reference mine are 8 and 10 and we usually aim to start the bedtime process about 8pm but nights with activities it could be 930 or 10 before they’re settled. Is this too late for little kids or occasionally not too bad?
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Don't tell anyone but I'm buying a parrot and training it to say, "Help me, they've turned me into a parrot".
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Just saw what I can only describe as a child driving a large-ish truck and then I remembered that he’s probably old enough to drive the truck and it’s just that I’m probably old enough to be his dad 🙃
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Contemplating getting the wife a new fridge for Xmas so at least her face will light up when she opens it
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
The memes are the best part
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
This is going to sound ridiculous but I only just clicked that Prince says “she wore a raspberry beret” and not meringue so after all these years that song makes a bit more sense because I thought it odd a second hand store would be selling meringue
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Wife’s mad at me because I had 12 donuts delivered but meanwhile I still have a lot of donuts
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
My kids know I have Santa’s number and I’m not afraid to use it. NZ only, dial: 0800 222 222 Best way to keep kids behaving in the lead up to Christmas 😜
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Life can be hard sometimes so if you’re feeling like you need a bit of a mood boost; tape a coffee cup to the roof of your car and drive around town and you’ll be amazed at how many people give you a wave and you can even wave back boosting dopamine levels and overall happiness
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I don't really really believe much bible stuff but even I can't deny there is some validity to the stories they tell so rather than say to people that I don't believe in it at all I will usually tell people I only believe in roughly 12.5% of it because I'm an eighththiest
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Let's show @siouxsiew.bsky.social the appreciation she has long deserved.. AGAIN
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
We don’t deserve dogs 💞
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Ever asked your kids to read you a book you used to read them as little kids? That’s a powerful amount of dopamine.
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
When was the first time you remember your parents “buying” music? Can’t remember much before CD’s in terms of purchases but I remember my dad buying Queen Greatest hits on CD and yes I know every word because we literally listened to it on repeat 24x7 with occasional sleep breaks
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I firmly believe that colours with weird names like Coquelicot, Fulvous and Smaragdine aren't actually real colours at all and are merely pigments of my imagination.
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Someone asked me today if I knew where Te Tiriti o Waitangi was signed and my smart mouth instantly comes out with “at the bottom” 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Wife: I bought you some chocolate you need to suck on Me: suck on? Wife: yes, you need to suck on
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Whenever I’m about to jump into a swimming pool that I’ve never been in before it always takes me back to when I smashed my nose into the bottom of the pool I dove into during high school so whether I dive into a pool I’ve never been in before always deep ends
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Will we have a government before the next election?
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Miss10 making a spreadsheet to calculate her Scholastic book expenses is all I’m going to be thinking about for a while
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I’m assuming the tweeps that left the other place to come here don’t like my jokes because I have a fraction of the followers here 😂
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I needed to hear this
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Jack Kevorkian @kevorkian82.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I was today years old when I learned that Where’s Wally wears a striped shirt because he doesn’t want to be spotted
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