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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Massage parlors stop calling yourself a “spa” unless you actually have a spa/steam/sauna challenge.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah, I came of age in the 90s. But it was really hard to leave some out.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rainy fall weather day means it felt like time to make chili for dinner and a bath to wind down.

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Ross Widenor @rwidenor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whose turn is it to wake up Green Day?

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Y’all, bestie just invited me to come on his epic birthday trip next May and I don’t even know if I can go yet but am already so excited.

static.klipy.com

So Freakin' Excited!

ALT: So Freakin' Excited!

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My husband’s BlueSky is very different than my BlueSky.

Messages that read:
“What is bloomf
Scrolling your blue sky”

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Friday afternoon email received: “Hi, I’m new to [our company], but I spent 20 years working at [their last company] and I want to explain…” Me: Gurl, bye. *slams laptop shut*

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sure Zoom, why don’t you go ahead and crash as I’m going live to 200 customers.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which notification sound is more offensive? - Teams’ “boo-doop” - Slack’s “click-click”

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All of you that weirdly get excited about In-N-Out when in California.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

She has to check every acorn on the ground, just in case it might actually be a treat.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just wanted a pizza with lots of pepperoni. I ordered pickup from Pizza Hut. Arrived at the restaurant, and they were inexplicably closed. So I quick ordered from Dominos. Picked up there just fine. Then got home and discovered it was not the pizza I had ordered. 😡

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ll never forget watching the video for “Barely Breathing” with some friends during my freshman year of college, and a female friend said “he’s hot,” referring to Duncan Sheik. I replied with, “Yeah, he is.” And that was the first time I ever acknowledged any of my queerness out loud.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Showered and have just been laying here avoiding the rest of the day. I don’t want to do today.

A gay laying on his bed, chest and up visible and unclothed.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I went into my office to get the Reese’s Pieces I had left over from a movie last weekend. From the other room, I heard my daughter say, “Daddy, what did you just get? It sounded liked candy.” Then she proceeded to put her hand out expectantly.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

bloomf motivated me to go to the gym in the evening, which I hate.

A sweaty gay after working out in the gym.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every 30 days, my Instagram feed turns into nothing but cheeky bulge photos and videos. I drool over it all for a couple of days, then go in and mute suggested posts for the next 30 days because I can’t be horny like this all the time. 😆

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Habe I shown y’all the sticker on my car?

A sticker on the rear window of a gay’s car that says, “I’m coming to the cottage.”

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching Alanis and Brandi jam out here brought such a smile to my face this morning. ❤️

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think this is the sweatiest I’ve ever gotten a jockstrap and it was from yard work.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think this is the sweatiest I’ve ever gotten a jockstrap and it was from yard work.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I opened the windows in our bedroom and laid down for a nap. Then I start hearing a loud noise. I look out the window, and our neighbors have given their 5 year old a set of headphones and a leaf blower to entertain herself. 😒

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Really gotta stop spending 6+ unplanned hours at DFW.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not sure this hotel has the lighting everyone’s always raving about, but there’s this.

A gay in red bikini briefs in a hotel bathroom.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not sure this hotel has the lighting everyone’s always raving about, but there’s this.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dad is super sleepy but we’re powering through.

A very sleepy gay in an airplane lavatory.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This time, we’re apparently just not going to fall asleep before a 7:00 AM flight. How early is too early to just go to the airport?

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Y’all, my entire left foot is swollen from that wasp sting. 😧

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I decided to clear some brush around the drainage ditch on our land and was rewarded with wasp stings on my ankles. So now I’m just going to sit inside the cabin.

A sweaty gay sitting inside a small cabin while his ankles swell up.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The humidity finally broke and it’s such a nice morning on the porch.

A gay in a tank top basking in the morning sun on the porch.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do I get the flu+Covid boosters today? Or would that ruin my weekend?

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A parenting moment I’ve been preparing years for happened tonight. I explained to my daughter the dynamics of Fleetwood Mac, the relationship between Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, and why this video of “Silver Springs” from their 1997 reunion concert is so important. youtu.be/eDwi-8n054s?...

youtu.be

Fleetwood Mac - Silver Springs (Live) (Official Video) [HD]

YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I need all of these meteorologists talking about how much daylight will be lost over the course of this month to read the room and stfu.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m still working, but at least I’m doing it with wine.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Not some canvasser having the nerve to come to my door asking me to “step across the aisle” and vote for Tom Tiffany.

static.klipy.com

Go Outside And Touce Grass

ALT: Go Outside And Touce Grass

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Oldest nude? I’d have to figure out how to connect a ZIP Drive for that.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sorry, I’m busy today being an “unfair” parent because I was unable to secure tickets for BTS and I won’t pay $500 for resale.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fixed? Maybe not. Better? Definitely. 💜

A gay with a fresh haircut and wearing a purple “It gets better” tshirt.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Getting a hair cut today to see if that will fix everything. Will report back.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I only marked states that I’ve slept at least one night in as visited. I’ve driven through IA, OK, MS, and RI.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Speaking of me as a youth soccer player. Also note the skyline, or lack thereof, of Austin in the background compared to what it is today.

A baby gay in his yellow and blue soccer uniform, kneeling on the ground with a soccer ball.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What memory does this trigger for you? For me, it’s a long day at a soccer tournament in the Texas heat.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

How is this phone not in stock in any Verizon store within 25 miles? Fine, I’ll wait a week for free shipping.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Got a flight change notification for our Christmas travel, which was expected given how far in advance we had booked. I’m glad for the change notice, because I then realized I had booked our return one week too early! I fear this is the start of my senility.

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Kevin (Tired Edition) @kevo1978.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In bed before 9 on a Friday night, but with an upset tummy.

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