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@kevnscan.bsky.social
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Chicago, monocular “Did you kiss your cat enough today? No.” - my cat Animator, on off political field director Kevnscannell.com

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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I wonder if any of these companies making “AR” headsets / glasses have bothered to do consumer testing at all Like Microsoft ran a 7(!!) year pilot with the military called IVAS, and got rejected because it made everyone nauseous / contributed nothing Why would consumers, humans, be different?
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The only conspiracy theory I entertain, driven by god willed hope for a better world, is that MF DOOM is alive on some beach or a speedboat in the Caribbean
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I jot down a LOT of dumb dialogue ideas, truly, but I feel really good about this one lol Inspired by the mind blowing number of people on tik tok shilling and teaching other people how to inject unverifiable, untested substances inorder to god knows what
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Among us but everyone has / can’t let go of face up scissors and there’s no plan
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Wanting to pet your cat when you’re going to sleep - and they’re not there - and your kitty waking you up for pets but you’re in a dream: That must be what it’s like to be a couple in a long distant relationship
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ok, I like the soap opera of real world politics but this is one of those things if you put it in veep no one would believe it’d happen
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I forgot I made this - briefly though it was an otter not a ferret (a group of ferrets is a “business”) Maybe that’s sacrilegious, idek. But now that I realized I’ve never animated an otter I think I have some kinda moral obligation Thank you for showing me the light 🙏 🦦 💡
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
+ if she told you specifically why she doesn’t want to talk, at least you know what mountain to climb to come to some kinda agreement My aunt told my grandma “you’ll regret those words for the rest of your life” cut everyone off, no one knows why lol. Your daughter is approachable, that’s positive
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ya it’s unfortunate when familial relations get polarized to a point of cold shoulders I have estranged relatives, unhealthily Irish by blood. None of them are estranged b/c they want a relative to be sober It may take time, and idk your family, but I have hope for you. & you’re not wrong
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Idk but I’m suddenly feeling very insecure How many dealers are there? How many people have dealers?? Why did no one tell me, and who do I have to call??? I didn’t even know I had the obligation, or that kinda social status was possible 😩😭🤯☠️💫🥭
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You’re welcome. Maybe you can compromise. My mother doesn’t drink, and is very judgmental when people do We’ve talked about it and our Entente is I don’t drink when we visit. There’s still some mild tension but we get along & past prior conflicts She likes to say “this too shall pass.”
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And it’s their imposition upon you. Your lifestyle is your own, and it’s not like you’re pushing your daughter to drink. They’re pushing you to be a tea totaler and that is no one’s decision to make but your own. Also congrats on getting a handle on things 🙏
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No I do not. I have sober relatives, and while I completely respect and support them, the imposition of their lifestyle upon you, nonconsentually, is both unfair and burdensome on interpersonal relationships - IMO
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Let’s just say fuck it and make it Lizzo’s debut movie Or idk - we have Zendaya and Thadiwe Newton fight over it on the White House lawn No fuck it - Janet Jackson, yes, with dance numbers + tiny British pistols
static.klipy.com
Janet Jackson: Miss Jackson If You're Nasty
ALT: Janet Jackson: Miss Jackson If You're Nasty
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wow dude must have forgot about the end of reconstruction
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They misspelled it as fowl and tragically you can no longer bring your roosters onto the court
media.tenor.com
a chicken wearing a pair of sneakers is walking on the ground .
ALT: a chicken wearing a pair of sneakers is walking on the ground .
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fuck I meant •*white bonds*• Don’t have my glasses
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Either way., Jeff Bezos has full control over bond now - sad - and I think it’s gonna be doomed irregardless Gonna turn him into like a fucking Perry Mason tv series where on the 3rd & 7th episode of each season his mistress dies
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Lmao you are fucking on one rn Tom You’re rolling with the same parallel logic of the outrage when they cast Rachel Zeigler as Snow White. Also question, how many f binds is enough? Also, I get you seem to really care about this, but do you think the global box office will?
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Aung San Suu Kyi comes to mind
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Read it lol @radiofreetom.bsky.social by that logic it sounds like you’d have been morally opposed to Lin-Manuel playing Alexander Hamilton lol Also ya, gonna start a war on your timeline for this hahah, but seems like you prefer it that way GL have fun
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I don’t think I could forgive Idris Elba for that gold mining propaganda video, also his best work is the wire imo Not that he’s bad persay but I feel like he picks weak scripts often. Also I worry for the Bknd franchise now that Amazon owns it ✨will watch the sympathizer, ty💫
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About That Idris Elba Gold Documentary
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nobody talks about the fucking ROOSTERS in Englewood I went canvassing and in a record day I heard 4! Idek that’s fucking legal There’s a conspiracy here somewhere (jk)
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Though I did read that allegedly Bsky has been getting DDOSed But idk, Iran claimed responsibility, allegedly, and that didn’t quite make sense to me Like why would you DDOS the liberal site that wants to war to stop? I digress.
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That’s valid, and I guess I just don’t personally relate to. That went over my head. Ty. That’s interesting, maybe I’m a minority. I’d think the most requested feature might be fixing the site so that there aren’t random 8 hour periods videos can play
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I think my favorite south loop bar is Half Sourt, I love their Latkas. Idk, Casey’s is fine too. But honestly I’m partial to Beauty Bar in logan square. Dancing downstairs / house music, and a more low key, overly wood upstairs that plays oldies like dollar Parton Best of both worlds
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is the best thing that’s happened in America in idk how long
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My main question is did dude actively hook up open claw to cameras in his house (who has cameras in their kitchen?)?? & if not, can claw break into internet of things devices & “mesh” networks? If the later, 1 the fuck 2 couldn’t it just jump to your neighbors camera through a mesh? 3 the fuck
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just texted 4th ward Lamont Robinson about this for him to consider I once bought a ticket for an unhoused person at this terminal so they could get to Florida before winter. For many, Greyhound is a lifeline.
act.betterstreetschicago.org
Urge your Alderperson to support a municipally-owned intercity bus terminal! - Better Streets Chicago
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Huh “nautical themed” in chicago lol, I’ll have to walk over sometime
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I know that we live in a world of crazy shit constantly I shouldn’t be but I’m genuinely shocked.
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s sad though to see the pillars of what inspired me get washed away Like before Cartoon Network folded, I think this schedule is from 2019, teen titans go was basically the only show they aired because advertisers wouldn’t ad on adventure time or Steven universe B/c no one watched it anymore :/
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I wouldn’t have known Hanna Barbera or the UPA if it wasn’t for Cartoon Network And I probably wouldn’t have gotten a degree in animation. I do get the perspective I guess of social media is a tsunami of media & there are artists that benefit financially
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What the fuck?? What??
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Okay actually they mentioned him, my b I do think he has a bigger punch tho than most would credit, though I have not seen polling on him with black voters (*he did run for president, He’s never run for anything and *won other than mayor of south bend)
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I get the DNC doesn’t think they can run a gay guy, but I’d be surprised if Buttigieg doesn’t run, and he’s one of the only figure heads that can pull up on Fox News and lead the conversation I’m not endorsing him or anything with my vote at this point, but I’d be surprised if he doesn’t run
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This just seems unnecessary Limitations listed might mitigate whatever, but do we really need to be able to edit? Really just makes me think: why? Like for example, I can’t spell - but skeeting, who fucking cares? People gotta be less self conscious. Sure I’m not opposed but why give a fuck?
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Great article @motherjones.com
motherjones.com
What the most famous book about trauma gets wrong
People kept telling me to read "The Body Keeps the Score." I was shocked at what it actually says.
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I had a very gingerly conversation with my mother about this book when she recommended it, and I think I talked her down It was like trying to explain to an (also) unheality Irish American, my mother, why RFK junior is not a good Kennedy (also did around then)
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The farmers market starts 5/16 :)
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Oh heyyy I love her
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Protect Bridgeport Bicyclists @stevevance.net · 13/05/2026
I want 25 more letters today in support of BUILD If we don’t pass BUILD this year expect to continue to see Chicagoland on quarterly “highest rent increases” lists Add your favorite “why housing shortages are bad” take in your letter to your legislator
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Gemme the state of play and I’ll reach out to the right lawyers I know in chicago
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If it comes to court, I hope they don’t allot him “press freedom” because it’s harassment plain and simple Like the guy from Nightcrawle, Jake Gyllenhaal, was mentally unwell. This seems more malicious
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m befuddled here lol
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The UI on the new iOS is so bad lol I use mine to animate tho, otherwise I don’t see much use case outside my phone Other than maybe like, Divinity Original Sin 2 and some other weird PC CRPG ports
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s next to my copy of The Adventures of Tintin, which I haven’t read in full but I figure I’ll get around to it in the event Fair enough tho
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Until the neighbors are like: “Wait, he died how? What?” “Oh you know those triiangle measurn dvices ya get in tha 4th grade?” “What?” “Eggextaly.”
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Fran @kevnscan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“Dummie crash tests” “Road safety” “Preventing biological windshield, breaking projectile devices” Bullshit, all this and that about seatbelts and no one’s even tried eating cat shit Ever since I started? 0 crashes (link in bio).
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