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Here just in case. Please send whiskey

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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've watched half of one WNBA game this year and I think it was good fortune that it was the second half of Wings/Valkeries. What a comeback
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I was forced to choose between Liberty Biberty and What a Pro Wants, I would choose cyanide
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might have been rooting for a Padre to throw a no hitter. WTF is wrong with me
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The playoffs are starting today and that means I've got you official predictions. How do I see every series going? Can the White Sox continue their surprising season? And will the Dodgers three-peat? Find out in my latest for @rotoballer.com www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've got you some final grades for every MLB team's regular season. Who's got the worst grades of the year and who surpassed expectations and gets an easy A? Find out in my latest rankings for @rotoballer.com www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
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Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the "Hooked on Phonics" logo edited to say "Hooked on Bonix"
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HUFUCKINGFUNGA
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is only Week 3 hahahhaha holy shit
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HUFANGA WITH THE GAME OF THE CENTURY
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You must be good at reacting to videos!" Kills me every time. Give him an Emmy
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It.....is.....BACK!! $1 on 10 TDs for $10,000 - Week 3 Isaiah Williams +330 Dalton Schultz +220 Isaiah Likely +300 Bhayshul Tuten +150 Josh Allen -135 Kenneth Walker -195 Jadarian Price +145 Tee Higgins +160 Jalen Coker +235 Ashton Jeanty -115 +1445555 Odds via @dksportsbook.bsky.social
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kevin's Daily Food Update: Get you some Pecorino Romano in your life
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking of one of my all time favorite tweets today
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Checking in on the Rockies!!
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's no reason Sal Stewart should be the favorite to win this award. I should easily be JJ Wetherholt's, if not Carson Benge. Nolan McLean and TJ Rumfield also have better cases than Stewart (who is -2500 to win, which...lol)
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LinkedIn has a function where you can report ads by saying "This seems like AI Slop". And honestly, we need that everywhere
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John ⚾️ @johnthenaptist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember on the other site when @kevlar23.bsky.social said the whole Colorado “native” thing felt kinda maga-coded and people lost their fuckin minds
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching the 2026 Broncos is a lot like watching almost any other Broncos team from the past 10 years, except with expectations, which makes this considerably worse
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly the jokes write themselves
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Padres had 9 innings of 2026 Kyle Freeland and Ryan Feltner and couldn't muster up more than 3 runs. Wouldn't have mattered anyways because we have Cole Carrigg and a rally squirrel, but still hilarious
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the best ABs I've seen a Rockie take in quite some time. And it's potentially gonna snap the Padres' 8 game winning streak
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cole Carrigg Cycle Watch
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's it. I'm turning on the Rockies
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always bet Mahomes to throw a pick against the Broncos. It is SO reliable
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine the possibilities if we just put effort into tackling
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That Texas comeback was insane
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RotoBaller @rotoballer.com · 11/09/2026
Malik Nabers Officially Listed as Questionable for Week 1
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Malik Nabers Officially Listed as Questionable for Week 1
New York Giants wide receiver Malik Nabers (knee) is officially listed as questionable for his team's Week 1 matchup against the Dallas Cowboys, per Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. Nabers is still working his way back to full strength from the devastating knee injury that ended his 2025 season in Week 4. The 23-year-old has […]
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RotoBaller @rotoballer.com · 12/09/2026
Alvin Kamara Not Expected to Have a Big Role in Week 1
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Alvin Kamara Not Expected to Have a Big Role in Week 1
New Orleans Saints running back Alvin Kamara (knee) practiced fully on Friday and is cleared for the Week 1 season opener on Sunday in Detroit against the Lions, but NewOrleans.Football's Nick Underhill is not expecting a huge role for Kamara, even if he does play. Even with Audric Estime (thigh) ruled out for Week 1, […]
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drew Lock leading the defending Super Bowl champs on Opening Night in front of a national audience, just as John Elway intended
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm gonna be brave and finally say it: The AI-made commercial for that AI company Dialpad is god awful. Pay real actors if you wanna make a commercial that shitty, you fucks
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BopIt hits differently when you’re a golfer
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This bird has seen some shit
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, Monfort May Sell??
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never schedule cupcake opponents. Nothing good ever comes of it unless you're the cupcake
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does TJ Rumfield have another facial expression or is it just the one?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/09/2026
Colorado-GT
Poorly drawn horse ends ON FIRE
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit, what a way to end it
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is that GOLDBERG???
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well that's a gut punch
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
CU vs Georgia Tech feels like the South Park episode where the kids keep trying to lose their baseball game because they don't wanna advance but the other team knows how to lose better
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Jennifer Aniston Smartwater commercials are very bad. You would think with someone of her caliber they'd be better
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah, I see it's Pablo Torre Vindication Day
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Quad box during the Rockies rain delay has me so ready for RedZone in a couple weeks. All hail Bo Nix
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Beat Bobby Flay is a damn near perfect show if you just wanna kill time
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not a new recipe so it gets its own post: Tequila Chicken Sandwich
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More Chuck Nazty on my TV again, please
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Good Good falloff is fucking nuts
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Had an idea for a video that uses a BopIt, starting looking online and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My level of trust in AI, and each company's AI, almost always depends on how they do with my power rankings. Alas, Copilot is not a winner
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Kevlar (Only whiskey can save us now) @kevlar23.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Since you all seem to be fish and chips fans, I'll share the recipes in the following posts. In my honest opinion, the beer batter absolutely smacks and the tartar sauce was bomb AF. Fries actually sucked and I need to find a new recipe for them that actually cooks them through
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