Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 12hThe jokes write themselves but also holy fucking shit I am so fucking excited 050
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am going to turn the tide of public opinion against outlandishly baggy jeans by calling them "zoomer bloomers" 140
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Your grandchildren will not believe that such great beasts ever roamed the skies 050
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Two factor authentication can suck my balls. I would rather get hacked at this point 120
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw a video of Deion Sanders in a hat with the old CU baseball logo on it hanging out with Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets inside the CU Events Center. Aaron Gordon gave him a custom jersey. I'm sorry, this is still cool to me. 140
Reposted by TedColorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a month it was. Really flew by. 518826
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Y'know, EVH's solo on "Beat It" might be in my personal top 5 for him. Also, the fact that there's a 30-second shred guitar solo on the biggest pop album of all-time is so, so cool. 030
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We're riding with the more expensive goalie even though he's never been quite as good as the other guy. This is my new Catcher War 000
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can watch Bednar on two different channels right now 010
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've long since given up on any pitcher winning 300 games again, but I'm now wondering if anyone will ever get to 250 again 010
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's very unfair to me personally as a YouTube highlight compilation viewer that they started including team records in NFL score bugs at the exact moment the Broncos entered their period of darkness. 010
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One thing they absolutely must preserve in Mile High V3 are the metal surfaces that enable foot stomping to make so much noise and shake the stadium. They were smart enough to preserve them in the current one. If they don't do it this time it'll be a real unforced error. 030
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The fact that this is a 2005 world series rematch is melting my brain 230
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ten years ago, a player having a season with 3+ WAR hitting and 3+ WAR pitching would have been regarded as one of the more remarkable achievements in baseball history. Today it's comfortably the 6th best Ohtani season of the last 6. 130
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Angels need a win today to avoid the first 100 loss season in their history. They're the only franchise without one. Real drama. 020
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seems like I turned the game on at just the right time 130
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wearing these uniforms against Baylor is always acceptable 010
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Torn between posting a thoroughly uninteresting sincere 9 video games or a semi-joking list that maybe one person on here will chuckle at. Will probably do neither. 020
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That closes the book on the Rockies' first season of averaging under 30,000 fans per game since 2007. It's also the third lowest average attendance in franchise history - behind only 2005 and 2006. 27,721 fans per game. I'm honestly a bit shocked it's that high. Next year will be lower. 260
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All I can do is pray the Rockies somehow get good in time for him to make a Matt Holliday style comeback 040
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can't believe it took me this long to see this. One of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQJB...youtube.comDenis Leary Trashes Mel Gibson On Air from www metacafe comYouTube video by احمد كسبر 151
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will never accept regular season hockey in September or regular season baseball in March. Sorry. 180
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Next you're gonna start telling me many flight attendants are gay 240
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you tell me you want to talk about Denver's oft-criticized white CB I'm going to tell you that you have to be more specific. 150
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026First non-expansion team to lose 100 in 4 straight seasons since WWII. Remarkable. 390
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Drew Lock is throwing 70 yard bombs we are officially in hell 170
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Down and distance are almost impossible to read when the Jags have the ball 010
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've hated Davis Webb for a decade. You all need to get in line 161
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Feel like the term "embattled" needs to precede any mention of Riley Moss 040
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It continues to be open season on camp icons. RIP Gerrit Graham. Beef rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psj1...youtube.comPhantom Of The Paradise (1974) - Clip: Life At Last (HD)YouTube video by ScreamFactoryTV 110
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I never in a million years thought the arena would outlive Mile High 050
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I asked ai something intentionally for the very first time yesterday. I asked how many MLB teams had lost 100 games or more for 4 consecutive seasons. It gave me a very detailed, correct answer in a nice little table and noted that the Rockies are on the verge of joining the club. Distressing. 130
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They're uploading youtube videos exclusively for me now, apparently. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMaG...youtube.com1976 Colorado vs Oklahoma (All 22) | 16mm 4K ScanYouTube video by Colorado Football 260
Reposted by TedMatt @hbomatts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The creators of the other mommy trailer should be in jail 021
Reposted by TedMatt @hbomatts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I do not want Christopher Nolan to make a horror movie because I don't like horror movies, you all can have fun with your 20 movies a year where someone walks weird and tilts their head to the side 161
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Two years ago the White Sox lost 121 games and here they are, competing for an (admittedly bad) division. I have a hard time dreaming such dreams about the Colorado nine. 150
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Movie studios should be very grateful for inflation. We're going to have a new all-time domestic box office record holder today, and it hasn't yet sold as many tickets as the previous entry in its own franchise. 151
Reposted by TedDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There was obviously a lot going on in the ESPN Sean Payton piece yesterday, but this is what I've thought about the most since reading it www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/... 966695
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's so annoying that John Mulaney doesn't want to host awards shows 010
Ted @theghostofmarv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Diesel at the gas station on the corner was $9.15 today. There are gonna be hastily taped up 1's as leading digits soon 180
