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@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
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Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)

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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 2h
I mean... wut?
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 3h
I voted for Shocked Pikachu and I'll stand by Shocked Pikachu's decisions! (Do I need to say that I didn't vote for Shocked Pikachu??)
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
ALT: Surprised Pikachu Meme
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 3h
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet! (He says too-fine-a-point-on-itedly)
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 22h
I was gonna say "He also desecrates sacred sites for likes" but realized that's his brother.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have they offered any takes on Country Cuckoo Clock Codpiece Zulu Warriors? youtu.be/M1dRiV7ngu4
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Country Cuckoo Clock Codpiece Zulu Warriors
YouTube video by sanmania
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How much of it was him saying "You can do it!"
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Like the beloved George Washington, I fucking hate cherry trees"
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Woke Steve Bannon!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't remember many of them, but I do recall a "You think we should fear COVID-19? Just wait until we get hit by Biden-21" after the 2020 election
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There's a hardware store in Seattle that posts various conservative leaning messages. But it's most recent one is "Drinks should be straight up NO ICE."
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's a reason why you should vote for Democrats. But what I'm here to talk about today is why you should vote for Democrats?
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, no, no. No. No. Don't do that! Don't do that! I thought we were having a nice date!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll just leave this here... youtu.be/wgILxqN_jxE
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Dr. Seuss Bible
YouTube video by crustyhole120
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TIL your roommate is NOT Carl Tart!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Crash is literally the best movie I have ever seen. Also, Green Book is literally the best movie I have ever seen.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've been trying to get people to call me Freddy Knuckles
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
... fuck!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Tick Chairface
ALT: Tick Chairface
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Piggy Shoes: they make piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel. Isn't it about time your shoes made sounds like a piggy from the heel when you stepped down on 'em?
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you're out there on the court shooting hoops, you want a shoe that's gonna give you an edge. You want a sneaker that makes piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel. And that's just what our shoes do: they make piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Being
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ernest Scared Stupid had no right bring this scary.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you thought about working at a movie theater (a couple friends and I saw Digger for free last night)
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes the painkillers make the pain even worse
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those things love heliports
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funny and true!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Christmas came early this year!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was mainly excited for Parker. Good to know it's great. youtu.be/_av289WagMk
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Stuart Davis - Parker Posey
YouTube video by smlak
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, interesting news from the WOKE NY Fed!!!!! /s
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanted to show one of my friends a really good deal at a grocery store. Launched right into this Frankenstein without telling him. Showed him the deal, and he agreed it was a deal but had no idea WTF I was doing. Had to show him this clip to explain things.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you become an adult you become a monster??
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My parents were soooo excited when they got Fox News and could get Rush Limbaugh brain rot 24/7
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
....... this will be fun for someone named Kevin who's from Minneapolis.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If only they'd realize he'd be who he always was in 2024
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People still fucking love getting hammered and taking opinion polls
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They literally did that to Hillary www.thesun.co.uk/news/6400250...
thesun.co.uk
Hillary Clinton health fears after she wears over-sized coat with ‘something sticking out the back’… and not for the first time
SPECULATION around Hillary Clinton’s health has resurfaced after she was again seen wearing a huge coat amid rumours she’s hiding a back brace. The former US presidential candidate attended a memor…
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I haven't even finished his season of Taskmaster, and now I need to add more to my To Watch list??
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
By design.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you plug it into some... SI (?) Platform... it could probably shoot out all of the lists! Only some of which are hallucinationed!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That the oil guy?
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
.......... no.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... and Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Matthew McConaughey are in it?!?!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... Bob Balaban directed My Boyfriend's Back?!?!?!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wolfman's got nards!
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pulled it up because I'm on the apps now and I knew this would appeal to someone
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made this over 22 years ago. Still holds up. @punsultant.bsky.social youtu.be/MfpQUE4oIKw
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Red Satan Corn Advertisement
YouTube video by Kevin Nelson
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just saw a guy wearing a shirt that had a picture of A.I.-braham Lincoln playing a guitar in front of an American flag. I might be in the wrong place.
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
... does that mean he'd be kicked out of his "house" when he's kicked out of the presidency?
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Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I want to be taken seriously. So, email this random at Delusion Magic to see I'm not crazy."
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