Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 22hThis is the lowest bar I’ve ever seen for “turning back the clock” 020
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes I think “I’m so different from my mom!” and then, there I am, online, wishing the dog of someone I’ve never met a happy birthday 031
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s weird Sark wouldn’t bask in his first and last big win 001
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cybertruck has a lot of features, but one I’ve never seen used is the passenger door 1438
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It is genuinely insane how crooked everything related to University of Michigan sports is. You simply have to respect it 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Everyone loudly talking on the phone in any mass transit situation is someone I am absolutely shocked has even a single friend to call. Is it possible they’re all just calling each other 082
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If I reply stop to 100 democratic fundraising texts from people I’ve never heard of in a month, that should just count as a vote. I shouldn’t have to go to the polls, I have endured enough for this limp and yet clearly better party, just mark me down 031
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Lyft defaults you to match with regular taxis now. Did it once & it was an absolute lunatic the likes of which I have not been driven by in maybe 10 years. Sucking teeth & tweeting like a bird, randomly yelling “bicycles!” Wild the old part of New York is still out there like little mobile museums 020
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Frankly Abdul El-Sayed getting more votes than the candidate supported by the Democratic Party establishment was RUDE. How DARE he get more votes than an opponent that outspent him 11-1. It’s UNDEMOCRATIC that he had more people vote for him. This has been my audition for CNN & MSNOW, I’m available 140
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Mainstream media is amazing, man. If someone actually on the left wins, they still frame it as a loss. (Especially if they’re Muslim) 040
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Less than half of all Americans vote for everything, you empty husk & corpse of the idea of journalism 081
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026There’s one place Sophie Cunningham’s name never gets brought up, and that’s when people are talking about actual basketball games 010
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s a real bummer when pretty nice people you know are just terminally stupid 140
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’ve had a mysterious elbow problem for 2 months, and today the doctor said “I saw that you’re a comedian — do you grip the mic tightly?” and now I just think I’m gonna die from this 040
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There’s no way to invite all Facebook followers from a specific city to a show I’m doing in that city, but Facebook WOULD like to know if I’d like to reply to posts with an avatar. Helpful 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It’s too bad you can’t binge an alcohol cleanse really fast. I can get really drunk in 4 hours, I should be able to get really sober in the same amount of time 030
Reposted by Kevin McCaffreyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well that makes sense of the murder spree. Prosecute everyone. 12763891755
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Zanies Chicago 7/21! Already got an angry message from a mediocre former Chicago comic I hadn’t seen in 15 years who is only memorable for turning into a mentally ill racist, so it’s safe to say the promotion machine is going GREAT babyyyy 060
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Incredible goofball shit going on at the all-star game America 250, constitution theme party. Go further! All New York reps should abstain from playing until the game’s already over. Pennsylvania players should keep insisting we should play soccer instead. Let’s go full 1776 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Spain big time deserves that win AND I’m sad 020
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Is Jake Tapper fit to host a show on CNN? Seems his mental and physical acuity is deteriorating rapidly. Maybe he should write a book about himself 050
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Incredible final round by Jordan Walker. And he’s an ultimate Cardinal because even when he’s good, it sucks the joy out of something 050
Reposted by Kevin McCaffreyMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC. This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers. This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year. 177119172214
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You know the US is a young, tier-below soccer culture because no other country in the world would have Pollyannas being like “the true honor is to suspend our own player!” Lol. Lmao even 020
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I love to root an underdog but also, you have to have some baseline level of dignity. For this reason, get Paraguay outta here 050
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It’s perfect that the biggest knob of a manager in the world cup’s final 16 was an American export. Jessie Marsch, thank you for representing this era of disingenuous fame chasing 🇺🇸 (nice job Canada tho) 051
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I would have gotten this in one guess. Perfect 000
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Not kidding, the announcers who do the Nathan’s hot dog competition consistently put up masterclass year after year, some of the most competent and entertaining work in all of sport 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Plenty to make fun of Taylor Swift for but “I’m not impressed she donated 26 million” is corny. The people who benefit from the 26 mil are probably a little impressed. Pediatric cancer care got money! You can just allow that that’s good. Now, when she did that song saying she’s “wet”? THAT sucked 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gotta admit: solid bit to choose to get married in the center of the country’s largest city, in its most famous arena, then put up tarps for “privacy.” Sense of irony did NOT make the invite list 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Pretty glad USA had birthright citizenship for that Brooklyn born, English raised goal, aren’t ya, you xenophobic freaks 041
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Odd programming that if you leave the channel on after the World Cup — a bringing together of nearly 50 different cultures — the next thing up is the steroid popping TMZ paparazzi vulture interviewing right wing freaks (Riley Gaines currently). I’ll say, inconsistent 020
Reposted by Kevin McCaffreyWrigleyville Nation @wrigleyvillenat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026New podcast ep411 is out now! @kevinmccaff.bsky.social joins us. Cubs Sweep Mets, Peterson Aquired, Win 2 in Milwaukee. Listen where podcasts are or watch on YouTube or Spotify. www.wrigleyvillenation.com/post/podcast... 021
Reposted by Kevin McCaffreyTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180935572
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The level to which I won’t see this is unprecedented. Crazy levels of not going. You know how people say “I’m sat” when something makes them perk up with interest? I’m stood 050
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing & then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more 280
Reposted by Kevin McCaffreyJon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I don’t know, man, maybe the city with the most number of Jews in the world repudiating candidates who support the Netanyahu government isn’t anti-Semitism, maybe it’s because of something else? 319032
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Perfect that our government disallowed Africa’s top-rated referee from entering the US for, uh, reasons (“trust us bro,” basically), but gave the green light to a player Canada wouldn’t let in due to wayyy too many rape accusations (Thomas Partey). Current USA in a nutshell 060
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I like golf. But when the fanbase treats busting up a locker as a greater offense then, uh, everything Phil Mickelson has done over the last decade (and surely more), it’s hard to take it seriously. Anyway nice work Clark 170
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Tough to find the perfect Father’s Day gift when your dad’s 2 favorite things are 1) history and 2) being on the wrong side of it 060
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Having a good laugh remembering the world’s most useless agent, who retired about 4 years before they stopped “representing” me 011
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Blake injured his elbow beating off to the bible verses the Giants put on their hats after Pride night scared them too much. Thoughts and prayers to Blake 030
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“How Zohran Not Inviting Amar’e Stoudemire To The Parade Is Yet Another Example of Antisemitism” - NY Post 020
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Think about people having White House UFC watch parties right now. Think of the smell in those rooms. Just the smell of wet socks and Monster energy drink. Has there ever been a greater gathering of unpaid child support? Could be record setting 3111
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026f James Dolan chokes on his champagne this will officially be the greatest day in NYC history 020
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks were like an absolute horror movie for the Spurs. Jason Vorhees-ass chase down every single game 020
Reposted by Kevin McCaffreyMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Kathy Hochul rooting for the refs 🧐 382642145
Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This is the first time James Harden has been dangerous during the playoffs 021