kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Gavin Degraw singing “I’m surrounded by liars, everywhere I turn” at the inauguration is going to hit harder than he realizes 061
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 14/01/2025of course i choose the week that tiktok is being banned to finally start brainstorming tiktok ideas 020
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I always feel so safe flying when I see my plane has a really nice first class section. They would never let these rich fucks die 020
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I respect honeydew so much. It takes a lot of courage to be the fruit that no one eats in a fruit salad 030
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 18/12/2024getting offline for a few weeks really helped me realize how much i need this 050
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I want a dog named banana that I can call nana for short. Is that so much to ask? 030
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 17/12/2024you ever decorate your tree so good that you just have to dance?? 0111
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 16/12/2024santa's the type of guy to look his elves right in the face and say "my workshop is like one big family, and families don't unionize" 030
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 10/12/2024ok but why hasn’t anybody mentioned the fact that he’s italian? 030
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I wish there was a rec sports league for unathletic people. I was in a beginner soccer league last year and got absolutely cooked 030
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Just saw wicked. We need to have a serious conversation about if defying gravity is the best song of all time. I get chills every time 020
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 22/11/2024playing a youtube video of a fireplace to set the mood 050
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 22/11/2024having a cat means learning how to be ok with the fact that they threw up directly into your shoes 040
Reposted by kevin burke Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 20/11/2024people just don’t pull people off stage with a loooooong cane mid-charleston like they used to anymore 6869
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 20/11/2024a vintage mia hamm jersey would go so hard. i need one 020
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 19/11/2024It’s so freeing to post for less than 100 followers. I can finally embarrass myself in private again 0110
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Personally I think you’re all a bunch of cuties. But that’s just me 071
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation 071
kevin burke @kevinburke.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Using my first blue sky post to announce I’m already leaving this app. Heading over to something called butt talk so find me on there! 2120
