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Kevin Hines

@kevhines.bsky.social
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Co-host of Screw It We’re Just Gonna Talk About Comics; occasional comedian; always a Dad

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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Build a data center next to Mar A Lago.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the dumbest timeline.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Should be an equity cap on how much money a team’s owner can get. This isn’t fair to smaller market teams billionaires.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sometimes video games are silly. Like when James Bond has to tie a bow tie.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I haven’t watched much soccer in my life and so I have a question about today’s game. What’s going on?
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⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ @kayhanley.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This post stirred up a bit of a reaction yesterday so I thought I'd take the time to explain how something like this could happen. I also want to say that Josie & the Pussycats is totally jerkin' and I loved every moment of the experience. I'm blown away by how much people care about this movie.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If human’s develop mind reading abilities everyone would be miserable.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If I was a professional athlete I’d try to transition my flops into short naps.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Trump sides with billionaires. (Not sure this is “news”)
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The Joe Sheehan Baseball Newsletter celebrates its 16th birthday this weekend. No, I can't believe it either. You can become a subscriber for 16 months for 16% off the one-year rate. It's a great deal. Well, it's better than the Jurickson Profar signing, at least. Clickity: tinyurl.com/sszefh55
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If the Pope is soft on crime explain The Bishop? youtu.be/iqgaX_skm8w?...
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Monty Python’s The Bishop
YouTube video by Cathode Ray Terrors
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Who alters his clothing for the tail hole? Does he do it himself? I can’t imagine he leaves a frayed hole, so it must be done well. Hope this is answered in a 12 part limited series.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
After watching 5 promos before a movie I can’t help but be irritated watching 2 ads telling me that going to the movies is great. I truly hate ads telling me to do the thing I’m already doing.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What did I accomplish this weekend? Well today I drove 45 minutes to a store to try on some clothes instead of ordering them unseen (and probably having to mail them back) to find the store permanently closed (Google Maps has it marked as open).
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Frankenstein's Joe Grunenwald @joegrunenwald.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
cc: @williebhines.bsky.social @kevhines.bsky.social #ScrewItWereJustGonnaTalkAboutWarGames
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a map of the world is displayed on a monitor
Alt: An electronic map of the world, with missiles flying from east to west and west to east, landing, obliterating everything. A message reads: "WINNER: NONE". From the 1983 classic WAR GAMES.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
In this clip, the actor playing Dmitri gives the greatest acting performance of the 90’s.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why stop there? Maybe greenhouse gases are good for us and we should reward companies that pump them into out atmosphere?
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Verizon is so tired of all the doom scrolling they shut down their cell towers.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams, despite poor art skills, created a very funny comic strip and then went crazy. There is his bio.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
When Thunderbolts was announced people whined “this movie can't be good - you have to see too many other films to understand it” and now here's Doomsday with a hold my beer meme saying “the problem is Thunderbolts didn't follow up on ENOUGH films”
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Stranger Things had too many endings? It was an over 40 hour narrative! I think it had an appropriate length for its ending. Hot Take: Return of the King also had an appropriate length for its endings.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dr. Strange had the Eye and Cloak before becoming the Sorcerer Supreme didn’t he? When I lost my last job I’m glad my replacement didn’t get my favorite hoodie and iPad.
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Catherine @catkh.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
As a shock to no one, the family of 6 blocking both the door and the counter of this Starbucks have placed an order for Karen.
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Junker Headquarters @gillianseed.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Thanks for an unwholsome amount of podcast fun this year, to @scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @kevhines.bsky.social @williebhines.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social And all the CBB Presents folks, especially @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social for Who Me?
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Kinda pissed right now. It wasn’t reported as widely but 2 weeks ago Netflix bought my old ten speed bike for $15. When I tried to get $20 they said “we don’t have that kind of money right now”
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Netflix’s first order of business? Retroactively cancel all WB produced TV shows after their second season.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Video Games: you collected 12,550 quittles you can use them to upgrade your damage by 8%. Plus the collected 6,500 grugs can unlock a new helmet. Neither has a discernible impact on playing the game but it’ll drive every decision you make while playing.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
In four panels, Donald Duck loses a fight with a turkey and decides it shouldn’t be killed. The nephews bring him an axe, but he says "What! Bump off this turkey?...I love this turkey! He's got spirit!
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Can’t find any YouTube videos about why current pop culture is bad but old pop culture is really good. Please share links.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If I still performed improv I’d probably be in a scene set in an office and accidentally refer to “The Epstein Files” as what I was working on.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good job NYC friends!!!
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The time BlueSky’s users went from saying ‘this social media platform is so much better than others’ to ‘other people are ruining this platform’ was pretty impressive.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Asked my son what movie he wanted to watch today. He picked The Simpsons Movie because “I like their gifs”
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Sometimes a doctor tells you that the worst case scenario is not likely and they mean it’s only 1% of the time. Then sometimes they tell you the same thing but this time they mean it’s 30% of the time. And honestly that’s a jarring difference.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Wally West’s story is over in comics.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
When all of Batman’s foes are mass murderers, Batman seems really bad at his job.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The Predators are awful hunters. With far superior technology they keep getting killed. Lasers, bombs, invisibility vs guns, swords and fists. They kill a lot of people but ultimately lose against their main target. “Sure, that one deer killed me, but I killed more of them first” Not impressed.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Eh, it worked in Sinners but I’m kinda over the gimmick of one actor playing two roles.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
@danschkade.bsky.social I read your Flash Gordon strip because of your excellent work but these two panels from today’s strip are a great example of how your strip has me loving the character Flash Gordon and not just your strip. Keep up the amazing work.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The first writer I followed in comics. Hulk, Spider-Man 2099, Supergirl, Aquaman, Young Justice, X Factor… Strong characters, supporting casts, long gestating plots. Fun and funny stuff. RIP Peter.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Mission Impossible 8 is War Games 2
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Republicans under Biden: “you can’t force me to get a vaccine. It’s my body! Republicans under Trump: “you can’t take a vaccine even if you want to. You can’t be trusted with your body” www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
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FDA will limit Covid vaccines to people over 65 or at high risk of serious illness, leaders say
The FDA announced it will limit access to Covid-19 vaccines going forward to people 65 and older and others at high risk of serious illness
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The original Spider-Verse (circa 2007) youtu.be/U5MYa4tyMeU?...
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How Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Giannis seems like such a great guy. The way he talked about his incident with Hailburton’s dad is classy. Halliburton also responded well. In today’s world I truly appreciate people who treat others like humans. With empathy and understanding. www.nytimes.com/athletic/632...
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Giannis, Tyrese Haliburton's dad in spotlight after epic Bucks collapse
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“Jokingly rank.” but also this is the official ranking that all fans must abide by. Sorry, it’s true!
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Wheel of Time season 3 was very fun. First season was weak… but since then this show has been great. Hope it gets more seasons.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My cat in the 2nd national security group chat.
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Kevin Hines @kevhines.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
MLB tv isn’t working on opening day. Baseball working hard to lose its standing as the 3rd most popular sport.
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