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Kevan Funk

@kevanfunk.bsky.social
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie is an idiot, we all know that. Maybe you can finally drop your masturbatory charade now & stfu about a league you use as a prop. Hate your cowardly kind of fake activism. Do nothing to actually effect progressive change. Always self indulgent weirdos like u who end up being the worst people.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was a great basketball game, for anyone who genuinely loves the W. Your insufferable routine is as pathetic, parasitic & regressive as the hateful transphobes on the other side of the spectrum. You’re an embarrassing, sanctimonious ‘pick-me’ bro, apparently unaware of your own gross misogyny.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Elite, out-of-touch zombies like Mona Charen are the polite cancer at the center of American politics
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brittney Sykes x Vanessa Carlton @tempobasketball.bsky.social #wnba
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fuck off with your trash AI
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Congrats!! Well deserved. And like many, sad to have you leave the greatest basketball pod of all time 🥲
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That was basketball nirvana tonight
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The ‘but we got Jaden McDaniels’ line keeps getting better
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m sorry you’re condemned to live your sad little incel life screaming at Shai from your basement… I hope it gets better for you one day 🙏
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m not even an OKC fan. But I’m also not a pathetic man-child who can’t watch basketball without throwing a tantrum
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He’s shot 5 total free throws tonight, you big cry babies lol cope harder
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
(national media columnist writing their first WNBA story ever voice) We shouldn't be asking WNBA players whether they're dating .......... we should be asking them why they aren't dating Caitlin Clark, after all she has done for women's sports
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fam Thiam and Malonga next to each other is ridiculous
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
@tsnofficial.bsky.social your SC highlights of this game were a total embarrassment. There is a Canadian freshman, Agot Makeer, becoming a star in front of our eyes and you focus only on this stupid handshake. Absolutely pathetic.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
GET DAWN ON THE MIC
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Agot Makeer is the truth 🫡
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fuck off with this AI shit @michaelwarburton.bsky.social pathetic bottom feeder trash
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I know. I’m just venting, my man. Online therapy after watching a frustrating loss, preempting a lacklustre deadline. Prove me wrong, Bobby! Please. (Actually, it’s Ed Rogers who needs to do that…)
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sure. I don’t think it’s an egregious case this year. I get it. More frustrating as a pattern. Instead of pushing to make a significant upgrade on a team that still needs one. Th last few years it feels like their glass ceiling is ownerships investment. Raps always feel like MLSE’s lowest priority
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Yeah, well aware of the history with this. And I agree, often the rosters haven’t justified doing so. That said, their clear desire to always duck sure feels like they’re content with mediocrity. They fly under the radar criticism wise but, frankly, they’re a bottom rung ownership group.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
MLSE doesn’t get enough flack league wide for being one of the cheapest ownership groups
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this exists it is called thinking
Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You guys wish you were on the level of sincerity I’m on. I’m listening to You Get What You Give by New Radicals and feeling emotions. As a matter of fact I DO have the music in me. I DO have the dreamers’ disease.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Your weirdo racist obsession a result of CTE or you’ve just always been a piece of shit?
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Incredible that you choose to be such a pathetic loser in public. Keep bringing that incel energy, little man!
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Ed Rogers gonna destroy this team. Get ready for years of lifeless mediocrity. Also, timing seems convenient only to change the convo from Leafs free agency and distract from heat they’re getting.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Ed Rogers is a corporate parasite who going to absolutely gut any sense of culture and identity with this team. Dark days ahead for the Raps.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Warriors ran through the West without KD, but suddenly couldn’t win without him? And Klay got hurt in Game 6, after the Raps had already pushed them to the brink lol delusional revisionist history from dorks like this
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Exactly. Clowns like this dude ignore the fact that the Raps had an incredibly deep team, vet All Stars in Lowry & Gasol, soon-to-be All Stars in Siakam and FVV (who straight up out played Steph in the finals), plus Norm, Danny, Serge and the consensus best player in the world at the time in Kawhi…
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
“Nurse's innovative defenses and injuries to Kevin Durant and Klay Thompson were enough to end the Warriors dynasty” lol Really that’s the story of the Raptors Championship team? What a surprise to find such lazy, ignorant, casual ass ‘analysis’ for your click bait content.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You’re the Pens fan stanning Matthews lol
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ah, Dubas pilled
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Matthews and Marner apologists are inflicted with the weirdest, most desperate kind of cope. Neither has been nearly good enough, playoff after playoff. It’s pretty simple. No heart, no urgency, no fight. Listless in the biggest moments, that’s their legacy.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@mattbelloni.bsky.social if you’re gonna do a full episode on this maybe take 5 min to research the journalist who found the tweets, Sarah Hagi. You’d quickly see that there is no conspiracy here, just an actual journalist practicing journalism. You should try it.
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Kevan Funk @kevanfunk.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
As Raps fans, I’m so embarrassed by the local echo chamber. Insane levels of delusion & cope going on. The BI move is an inept commitment to play-in purgatory. Raptors have managed to transform themselves into this aimless, irrelevant, ghost ship of an NBA franchise :(
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