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Ketzel Pretzel

@ketzelpretzel.bsky.social
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4 gay raccoons in a trench coat ✨ They/He Cosplayer, Twitch Streamer, big dreamer

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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
#nashvillezoo #nashville #datacenters #fiskuniversity #nashvilledatacenter
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Get in the flask
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
#booksky
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#booksky
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Congress? You awake?
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 16/06/2025
Now that's an orange king I would support! #orangecat #cat #gingercat #nokings
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I love when people ask me if they can be Frank, you can be whoever you want to be Frankie Poo ✨
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
“Elusive Nymph” is probably the funniest thing anyone has ever called me for not replying to texts quickly. 😂
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Do I really hate that photo of myself, or am I just scared because I see parts of my parents in my features?
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Live Laugh Limp Bizkit
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Elon Musk is like a rejected Sesame Street Character, he’s stupidly obsessed with the letter X.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Chanting “shit your pants. Shit your pants” at your puppy in the yard with your Partner. Just couple things ✨
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Just blasted the music in my car and screamed as loud as I could. Honestly? We should all scream in our cars more, 10 years of stress just melted off my shoulders lol.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Give me back my hour of sleep! 😡
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women's Day! May we all embody this energy today and always.
The painting "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi.
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Levi @horizonscraper.blog · 08/03/2025
happy international women’s day!! may you all have a day with no tummy pains and no weird men to deal with 🙏🏼
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
😎
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I see what you did there.
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Starshine Scribbles @starshinescribbles.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
World getting you down? Try screaming!
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Teachers really looked at 11 year old me crying every day at school and were like “oh yeah, everything is great at home.” 💀
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Astara memes have begun
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Trump is really getting in the way of me and happiness in the craziest of ways. I broke out in stress hives over all the executive order shit and now I can’t get new tattoos for a few months to let my skin chill 🥲
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’m only ever homesick around Mardi Gras. 🥲 I cried my eyes out over a picture of a crawfish boil and some beads lol.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A Bird Flu? Uh…yeah, they do that. 🦅
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Didn’t have our generation’s Icarus story becoming an angler fish on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. (And yes I’m also crying)
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I think Kendrick might have single handedly brought back bell bottom jeans for this summer.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
“I feel like you’re always sick” Yeah dude, guess who hates that about me more than you? 🫠 lol RIP my tummy
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’m proud I was there 🖤
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memes folder @memesfolder.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Lets go #Nashville #February5th #R50501
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Astara in her ball pit ⭐️💙🩵🤍
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Luigi actually is my favorite Mario character, and has always been. So seeing everyone using him as a revolutionary symbol now feels healing to me for some reason lol. 💚
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It’s Girl Scout cookie season! I was recently made aware of Troop 6000, a troop made of Unhoused girls! Consider clicking this link and supporting them! Cookies for a cause 🍪 www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/discover/...
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Troop 6000
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/01/2025
Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Getting back into boxing so I can punch N^zis with good form. 💥 🥊
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I can’t even look at the news today but this is about where I’m at. Artist credit: Liberal Jane
An artist (Liberal Jane) drawing of a group of people. The person in the middle holds a sign saying “I don’t know how to convince you to care about other people.”
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’m not just angry and afraid for myself and the other people affected by what’s coming. I’m angry because THEY voted for this and once again I have to help clean it up. I have to scream and be so loud and be so constantly active in fixing this and they just sit there in their willful ignorance.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I will become louder, more radical and more Queer. This is a threat. 🖤✊🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Best part about washing bedding is getting to throw the warm freshly dried blankets on my cat and watch him get so excited to be toasty and comfy 🖤
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Really? Y’all didn’t consider this as a response? 😂 🍴
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Sarah ⋆ ⁺₊⋆ ☾𖤓 ⋆⁺₊ ⋆ @booklavore.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. #rageagainstthemachine #ratm
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mims @aiyacat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
it’s time for our collective screaming session, i’ll start aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Picture from 2016 in Biloxi MS at the Trump Rally. I can’t believe that almost 10 years later I’m still having to protest and fight against this clown.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“He was joking about cheating in the election “ You mean the same way he was joking about wanting to sleep with his daughter?
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zy @zyflyyy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s so weird to me that people will socially accept your new last name if you get married, but won’t accept your new first name when you decide to change it. I’m not valid in my identity if I’m not property? Weird logic but ok.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
On a scale of 1-10, how conflicted are we feeling right now? All of this happening in less than 12 hours feels like some weird staged super hero move. If you knew this was going to happen why put us all through that stress? Why make millions of Americans fear for their financial security? #tiktok
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Largest layoff in history. Thousands of American small buisness just lost their platform and income. I fucking hate this place.
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Ketzel Pretzel @ketzelpretzel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I love referring anything as “Big___” Example: “Big pickle doesn’t want you to know how to grow your own cucumbers and pickle them.” Is there a “Big Pickle?” No. But it does make it more fun and ominous
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