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Kestrel Casey

@kestrelcasey.com
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Author. Activist. Disabled. Queer. Defective manic pixie dream girl.

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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 2h
This is not an optical illusion, it's a test of whether or not you know what a kookaburra looks like.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 2h
When people come to me for device help, I've started telling them I'll do 15 minutes of attempting to fix it but if it takes longer than that I'm switching them to Linux. If it's HP, I'm demanding baked goods to even touch it.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 2h
It's a website contracted out by the government, which for some reason always seem to end up cosplaying 2008.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 3h
And I can't share this one without doxxing myself, but my doctor's office login now requires that my username have upper- and lowercase letters and a number. There are no such requirements for the password.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 4h
Also this
How can we help? Search box entry: Duplicate payment. Suggested search: Duplicar payment
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 4h
Computers have always been so dumb as to be funny, but I've noticed a definite uptick in "new kinds of stupid" since vibecoding came in.
Security question: What is your pet's name? Answer: Doug. Error: Answer must be at least 5 characters.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 29/09/2026
I did term search it just to see what came up and got what I deserved. thehardtimes.net/culture/punk...
thehardtimes.net
Punk Suggests Cigarettes to Friend Trying to Quit Zyn
EDMONDS, Wash. — Local punk Joe Solomon suggested his friend Donald Dell ditch his crippling Zyn addiction by switching to cigarettes, confirmed... Continue this tale
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 29/09/2026
Question: Do any of you use Zyn, and if so, would you care to impart any 101-level wisdom? Please understand that this is a former smoker, current low-dose vaper, looking to take a next step sort of thing, so if you're going to say "Don't start," you'll have to go tell me in 2004.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 28/09/2026
I tried to get some pictures of a squirrel today.
Blurry photo of squirrelBlurry photo of the ass end of a squirrel
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/09/2026
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The Nun Evil
Alt: The Nun painting from the Conjuring
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/09/2026
Feminize a band name: Arctic Pussies
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/09/2026
I feel like "Femme At Work" was right there, though
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 26/09/2026
My haul from the punk flea market
Stickers and a stuffed bat made of purple skull fabric
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 25/09/2026
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Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
Alt: Tim Curry: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 22/09/2026
You know what I really hate? When my friends don't have health insurance. Especially when the situation is "I could come get you and bring you to a doctor but we're not going to do that because bankrupcy." I can always scrape up some food or gas or clothes, but not high-level health care.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 20/09/2026
Yeah. Most people are trying to help, but they ask "What can I do?" And a lot of the time, it's like, if this was fixable, it wouldn't be happening in the first place.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 20/09/2026
Is this post mostly about how I failed at leaving myself enough energy for something I really wanted to do? Yeah. But it's also about the people. Both the ones who were happy to see me for just a minute, and the ones that won't get to know me better because I just can't be present long enough.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 20/09/2026
Statistically correct as a general rule
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 20/09/2026
The thing about being disabled is that sometimes it's just disappointing. Ableism is real, but a lot of things aren't the result of ableism. They're just laws of physics or natural limits of resources, including the ability to communicate or expend energy. It sucks. But it isn't anyone's fault.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 17/09/2026
Somewhat tempted to set my browser to replace the word "AI" with "slop," but I'm not sure it would be good for my mental health to read "How Slop is Destroying the Job Market" or "Slop Linked to Psychosis"
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 17/09/2026
In light of the current apocalypse, I propose we bring back filk music. That is not a typo.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 16/09/2026
Very nearly started sorting my movies by genre today, but was once again foiled by "What defines a musical? Is Drumline a musical? Is Suckerpunch? WHAT IS A MUSICAL?"
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 15/09/2026
Just got followed by some ai account where nobody even bother to fact-check how pizza works.
Three fake girls, each with a slice of pizza, and a pizza with a single slice missing
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 14/09/2026
If I made a shirt that said "Vote your hearts or die," would that be: A: An audience-friendly natural extension of my politics and subculture, or B: Eyeroll-inducing high high hopes bullshit
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 13/09/2026
I know! It sounds very implausible!
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 13/09/2026
And I scoffed. The lamp is a little 30w LED blacklight square. No way will this dinky thing work, I said to myself. This is the easy-bake oven of screenprinting. But it felt solid. Metal. Inline switch. Hefty cable. Grounded plug. So I thought, okay, let's see what it can do. Friends, it's good.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 13/09/2026
I was previously using a clamp lamp with a halogen bulb, which worked fine but got very hot and the switch was right next to the bulb. I bought a Speedball screenprinting kit because I needed the photoemulsion in a hurry and they didn't sell it separately at the store. It came with the lamp.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 13/09/2026
Today, I upgraded a piece of technology I own, and it is actually better. This is probably the first time I've experienced that in a decade. (It's a lamp for exposing screenprinting photoemulsion.)
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 12/09/2026
I should not be allowed to touch photoemulsion or screenprinting ink when I'm tired and shaky. I have spattered myself with green gunk. It is hardening.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 11/09/2026
Note: This is not the same as "here to argue." "Here to argue" is usually comorbid with "not here to work." That person you can politely ignore.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 11/09/2026
Sometimes you're on an activist group project and someone causes the whole group to go over extremely basic shit on excruciating detail before the work can start. Be nice to that person. It can be very tempting to snark "Are you *new*?" They are. They're new. Be nice.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/09/2026
I said pit bulls are good dogs.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/09/2026
I don't know, man. I talk to a lot of older folks who say that there were times this country was good, that we should reclaim the flag for good. I can't even imagine. The flag has meant racism and war my whole life.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/09/2026
Not just were unrelated, *had to be* unrelated, because otherwise we were going to end up doing...exactly what we did. Racism and war.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/09/2026
I understand now, btw. Something huge and sad had happened, we were kids, there was nothing we could do about it, and the message coming down was to love your country about it. The kid who screamed at me thought I was disrespecting the lives lost. I felt that the sadness and the flag were unrelated.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/09/2026
A classmate screamed at me for sitting out the pledge of allegiance. I didn't have the vocabulary yet, but I did know that the knee-jerk jingoism was not good.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 09/09/2026
I did so many things today. Somebody please tell me that it's okay to do no things tomorrow.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 08/09/2026
Oh! Well, l'll just see myself out then. No, wait. The other thing. I'll yell and vote and keep organizing mutual aid projects.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 08/09/2026
Gee, it's almost like these people have nowhere else to go and no access to the basic services that help prevent "crimes" of despair.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 08/09/2026
I have not gotten a single one of these since I changed my contact page to be riddle-based. If you're curmudgeonly enough to do it, it works.
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Originally, contact forms like the one you would usually find here were meant to avoid posting your email address in public and having it scraped. In the past few years, I have received more spam v…
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 05/09/2026
The Formula™ is a bit strong for me, but if I'd stop watching the damn comic book movies, I probably wouldn't be so sick of it.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 05/09/2026
Finally watching Supergirl. There's actually a lot I like about this, but that Modest Mouse drop on the bus is exactly the sort of thing I would want to do and then talk myself out of because I would know it was just for me.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 05/09/2026
Yeah, tbh I hate that shit, too. I'm working on some agitprop about it.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 04/09/2026
For the record, I do not spend all day on apps like this one talking about how much I hate liberals. When I think about liberals at all, I'm picturing a labrador agonizing over assembling Ikea furniture; he's trying, he just doesn't have all the necessary equipment.
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 04/09/2026
Crayfish got me.
MyDialect quiz result: Vermont
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 04/09/2026
I left the tab open and kept reading later. Someone slagged off the sweetest, nerdiest bartender you'll ever meet as "power-tripping." Friendo, that bartender feels bad for bugs who get trapped inside. If he didn't serve you, you were being a Problem™
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 04/09/2026
One person refers to the bartender as "elitist" My dude.
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